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Halloween tales: once upon a time there was an edible that kinda just got you stuck there. Like it's been a few days and you can barely work a toaster oven now.

Happy Halloween 🎃

𝙃 𝙔 𝙋 𝙀 𝙍 @hypergiants.bsky.social · 2d

Halloween story: there was a plumber who ate some mushrooms and thought he was being chased through a sewage pipe by a giant turtle monster also his brother was there

𝙃 𝙔 𝙋 𝙀 𝙍 @hypergiants.bsky.social · 2d

The war on Halloween continues I went to the local strip mall and there was a hobby lobby where there should have been a Spirit Halloween SHAMEFUL!

𝙃 𝙔 𝙋 𝙀 𝙍 @hypergiants.bsky.social · 2d

This humunculous tastes like a chicken nugget

𝙃 𝙔 𝙋 𝙀 𝙍 @hypergiants.bsky.social · 2d

Halloween tales: once upon a time there was an alien that was able to perfectly mimic anything it came in contact with and it was eating the hapless cosmonauts on a space station but eventually they noticed that there was an impostor amongst them

𝙃 𝙔 𝙋 𝙀 𝙍 @hypergiants.bsky.social · 2d

Spooky Halloween story: Dracula has a skeleton 🤯

Happy Halloween 🎃

𝙃 𝙔 𝙋 𝙀 𝙍 @hypergiants.bsky.social · 2d

Once upon a time there was a website that everyone liked but then one day it started to generate a profit

Happy Halloween 🎃

𝙃 𝙔 𝙋 𝙀 𝙍 @hypergiants.bsky.social · 3d

Do you think more normal vampires drink like animal blood and they are just like "that Dracula guy is a fuckin psycho"

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𝙃 𝙔 𝙋 𝙀 𝙍 @hypergiants.bsky.social · 3d

So I noticed a bunch of folks wanting to leave bsky lately is it because I have been posting more or did something happen?

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𝙃 𝙔 𝙋 𝙀 𝙍 @hypergiants.bsky.social · 3d

They should have made one chucky movie where he just kept getting taller and taller

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𝙃 𝙔 𝙋 𝙀 𝙍 @hypergiants.bsky.social · 3d

Halloween story: once upon a time there was spider who lived in a shower and every once in a while it would be smoking cigarettes in there

Happy Halloween 🎃

𝙃 𝙔 𝙋 𝙀 𝙍 @hypergiants.bsky.social · 3d

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(This was a Halloween post because ads are scary 🎃)

𝙃 𝙔 𝙋 𝙀 𝙍 @hypergiants.bsky.social · 3d

I forgot to add this 🐢 but like his face is like 😈

𝙃 𝙔 𝙋 𝙀 𝙍 @hypergiants.bsky.social · 3d

Halloween story: once upon a time there was a turtle. But it was an evil turtle.

Thank you for coming to my Halloween story 🎃

𝙃 𝙔 𝙋 𝙀 𝙍 @hypergiants.bsky.social · 3d

I wasn't doing a bit I actually am severly mentally ill

𝙃 𝙔 𝙋 𝙀 𝙍 @hypergiants.bsky.social · 3d

Halloween story: once upon a time there was a turtle. But it was an evil turtle.

Thank you for coming to my Halloween story 🎃

𝙃 𝙔 𝙋 𝙀 𝙍 @hypergiants.bsky.social · 3d

Imagine your boss asking you to come into his office to show you a picture of his new baby and then he shows you picture of a monkey and then smiles at waiting to see what you say

Happy Halloween 🎃

𝙃 𝙔 𝙋 𝙀 𝙍 @hypergiants.bsky.social · 3d

Spooky Halloween story: you meet an old friend and they have a really ugly baby but they keep showing you pictures of it, and asking "isn't he cute?" And the baby pictures looks like 🐒🐵

Happy Halloween 🎃 🧛‍♂️ 🦇

𝙃 𝙔 𝙋 𝙀 𝙍 @hypergiants.bsky.social · 3d

Thank you I no longer hate myself

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◤✞ 𝕳𝖆𝖐𝖎𝖒 𝕭𝖔𝖞 ✞◥ @hakimboy.bsky.social · 4d

@hypergiants.bsky.social

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𝙃 𝙔 𝙋 𝙀 𝙍 @hypergiants.bsky.social · 4d

What if Dracula bit you after you ate a lot of garlic bread? I'm talking your patting your belly going "oh I am so full of garlic bread" would that be enough to salvage yourself?

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⋆˙☾𓍊𓋼↟ blynx art ↟𓋼𓍊☽˙⋆ @bonlynx.bsky.social · 4d

#hotsticksaturday #fungifriends

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⋆˙☾𓍊𓋼↟ blynx art ↟𓋼𓍊☽˙⋆ @bonlynx.bsky.social · 4d

#hotsticksaturday #fungifriends

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⋆˙☾𓍊𓋼↟ blynx art ↟𓋼𓍊☽˙⋆ @bonlynx.bsky.social · Aug 30

#hotsticksaturday

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