ahaha, i am already, as you say... a "phreak" ;)

Your canon height is "Smallest in the room by at least an inch"

Very fun crossovers! I love Mango being so proud to show off her new skills uwu

two-kid household!
you thought one kid was a lot? Oh baby :)

"Okay listen, you *are* pathetic and so easy to manipulate, but you also have *integrity* and you are *not* going to call that number. Jeez..."

Either way, you probably split up for a good reason!

In fiction: Reaching out to an abusive hypnotist ex because their hooks are just so deep in you is hot

In reality: nope no nuh-uh don't do it nonono put the phone down you split for a reason now just pull up your favorite porn and cum to that instead of doing something you will absolutely regret

I can make my wings into a tent so we can be inside :3

A dragon date sounds lovely! We can go have burgers and ice cream and cuddle in a park! <3

id fuck my own twin/clone

This looks so cute and good!

Imagine being head over heels obsessively in love with one specific person and then at the snap of someone's fingers all those intense feelings of love are instantly transferred to someone completely different, without it seeming strange at all

clocked out
55 hour work week is finally over, thank the fucking stars