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timothy
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All that we have gained, the machine threatens.
this is going to be the mood at 6:59 pm pacific time on march 15 2026
February 10, 2026 at 10:30 PM
i am looking respectfully
February 10, 2026 at 10:27 PM
i heard someone say trump pooped several internal organs out his ass into the toilet and he died
February 5, 2026 at 3:27 PM
she’s literate??
January 30, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 2:30 AM
January 29, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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"What if somebody said "It's the Super Bowl." And then I'm like, "You probably couldn't even get a ticket to the Salad Bowl." 🥗 That's funny."
THIRD GUY: Well, you're certainly dressed for it. That's funny too.
(I start sucking the third guy's dick.)
That's funny.
- JF
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January 29, 2026 at 1:43 AM
January 26, 2026 at 11:21 PM
January 25, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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Minneapolis protester as he's being brutalized by feds: "You're gonna have to kill me! You're gonna have to kill me! I've done nothing wrong! My name is Matthew James! I'm a US citizen! You're gonna kill me! Is that what you want?" (You can hear his wife screaming)
January 24, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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ICE agent: "We're gonna come back for your whole family, okay?"
January 24, 2026 at 3:09 PM
i have this 6th grade student that’s reading malcolm x’s autobiography. (her mom’s recommendation.) her classmates were interested and asked her questions about the book such as:

did he have any siblings?

did he skip any grades?
January 22, 2026 at 2:03 AM
i tried to sketch a map of western europe on the board today and accidentally drew a dick and balls
January 22, 2026 at 2:02 AM
this is going in the note
Dr Oz: "Alabama has no OBGYNs in many of their counties, so they're doing something pretty cool. They're actually having robots do ultrasounds on these pregnant moms."
January 17, 2026 at 3:06 AM
i need to know what @peligrietzer.bsky.social thinks about this for some reason
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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I am deeply disturbed by the shooting in Utah. Doug and I send our prayers to Charlie Kirk and his family.

Let me be clear: Political violence has no place in America. I condemn this act, and we all must work together to ensure this does not lead to more violence.
September 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
guys are like "yep"
grilled cheese sandwich with emmental and colby on potato bread with jalapeño jam, toasted in a pan with butter
January 13, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Democrats are betting that the courts are strong enough to bear the entire weight of defeating ascendant fascism. At some point, naïveté becomes complicity.
January 13, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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We're at the "Don't go out in public if you have brown skin because you might be murdered or kidnapped" stage of white supremacist fascism.
Minneapolis City Council member Jason Chavez: "Many of our immigrants neighbors are picked up simply by moving their cars. Help your neighbors take out the trash, because there are many reports of neighbors being kidnapped when they're taking their trash out."
January 9, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I found this beautiful house on Google Maps. I wonder who lives there?
January 9, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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"Hours after an ICE agent killed the mother of three, Elon Musk’s chatbot was undressing her."
In one of the most appalling developments of past day, Elon Musk's AI chatbot desecrated Renee Nicole Good's body. That's in addition to harassing women and sexually exploiting minors. By @katieherchenroeder.bsky.social

www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Grok deepfaked Renee Nicole Good's body into a bikini
Hours after an ICE agent killed the mother of three, Elon Musk’s chatbot was undressing her.
www.motherjones.com
January 8, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
how long does it take to get the name of the ICE agent who pulled the trigger?
January 7, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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Tiresome to keep repeating it a full decade into Democrats giving Nazis power to commit Nazi atrocities but:

The government must be shut down permanently until this Nazi criminal is gone, and Democrats who refuse to go along with this should be afraid to leave their homes.
January 7, 2026 at 1:14 AM
my boss just sent this out to all of the teachers. these kids are cooked.
January 5, 2026 at 5:40 PM