timothy
@hypostatics.bsky.social
All that we have gained, the machine threatens.
I have a friend who is a published poet and university adjunct writing instructor and he can't write so much as an Instagram caption without making a typo. It's infuriating.
February 11, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I have a friend who is a published poet and university adjunct writing instructor and he can't write so much as an Instagram caption without making a typo. It's infuriating.
This is too kind to Fennell.
February 10, 2026 at 4:12 AM
This is too kind to Fennell.
you missed the hologram segment
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
you missed the hologram segment
she was confused by the end of This Is The End where they're in heaven
February 9, 2026 at 1:12 AM
she was confused by the end of This Is The End where they're in heaven
Marx wrote a whole book about buying a coat.
February 6, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Marx wrote a whole book about buying a coat.
When you lose Stan Kelly . . .
February 6, 2026 at 4:50 PM
When you lose Stan Kelly . . .
And were they then confirmed?
February 4, 2026 at 8:02 PM
And were they then confirmed?
Hell yeah brother. Hey quick question who killed MLK?
February 3, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Hell yeah brother. Hey quick question who killed MLK?
You don’t actually believe this.
February 2, 2026 at 10:24 PM
You don’t actually believe this.
don’t do this again man
February 2, 2026 at 10:18 PM
don’t do this again man
Within a generation, "Melania" will replace "Dorothy" in the homosexual community.
January 28, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Within a generation, "Melania" will replace "Dorothy" in the homosexual community.
yeah they skip the list part
January 28, 2026 at 12:36 AM
yeah they skip the list part
walz is such a worm
January 28, 2026 at 12:35 AM
walz is such a worm
bro blocked me on twitter all the way back in like 2011 lol. he’s really good in Stand By Me though
January 28, 2026 at 12:33 AM
bro blocked me on twitter all the way back in like 2011 lol. he’s really good in Stand By Me though
So you’ll be banning all government accounts?
January 28, 2026 at 12:32 AM
So you’ll be banning all government accounts?
most elected democrats being outflanked to their left by laura fucking ingraham, if even for an instant
January 27, 2026 at 2:12 AM
most elected democrats being outflanked to their left by laura fucking ingraham, if even for an instant