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Proud geordie, lefty, barely sufferable, dendrophile. He/him
Just heard the partner's parents told them as kids that if they played the computer for longer than an hour it would blow up, and that is genius. Imagine the pressure of those last 5 minutes?
December 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Just heard the partner's parents told them as kids that if they played the computer for longer than an hour it would blow up, and that is genius. Imagine the pressure of those last 5 minutes?
We'll 'ave none of yer fancy stuff round' ere, we're in Yawkshire 😤
It's not "DiRtY fRiEs", it's...
It's not "DiRtY fRiEs", it's...
December 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
We'll 'ave none of yer fancy stuff round' ere, we're in Yawkshire 😤
It's not "DiRtY fRiEs", it's...
It's not "DiRtY fRiEs", it's...
I just weighed my pasta, please clap
December 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I just weighed my pasta, please clap
Starting a 3hr LNER journey by dropping my right headphone down the loo and losing it forever ✨ 👌
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Starting a 3hr LNER journey by dropping my right headphone down the loo and losing it forever ✨ 👌
My nieces and nephews
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 PM
My nieces and nephews
I am having some WEIRD dreams recently. Like pandemic-era weirdness levels.
What does it MEAN!?
What does it MEAN!?
November 20, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I am having some WEIRD dreams recently. Like pandemic-era weirdness levels.
What does it MEAN!?
What does it MEAN!?
My new word of the day is pleonasm. And that's all I'm saying.
November 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My new word of the day is pleonasm. And that's all I'm saying.
OK, Pelaw slightly redeeming itself here
November 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
OK, Pelaw slightly redeeming itself here
The gammony retards of Pelaw are doing our job for us, really highlighting how dumb they really are.
Cant even put a flag up the right way round.
(nothing to do with the people photographed, I assume)
Cant even put a flag up the right way round.
(nothing to do with the people photographed, I assume)
November 1, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The gammony retards of Pelaw are doing our job for us, really highlighting how dumb they really are.
Cant even put a flag up the right way round.
(nothing to do with the people photographed, I assume)
Cant even put a flag up the right way round.
(nothing to do with the people photographed, I assume)
Someone saying that sharks don't now beans on toast exists has reminded me that when in florida a lady discovered we were from the UK and the only thing she wanted clarified was whether beans on toast was real.
October 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Someone saying that sharks don't now beans on toast exists has reminded me that when in florida a lady discovered we were from the UK and the only thing she wanted clarified was whether beans on toast was real.
The cheek, the nerve, the gall, the audacity and the gumption of Microsoft trying to spell check and correct how I say sharepoint.
October 27, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The cheek, the nerve, the gall, the audacity and the gumption of Microsoft trying to spell check and correct how I say sharepoint.
If anybody would like to have a really bad time, I've accidentally made the hottest chilli jam on earth and I'm willing to share.
October 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If anybody would like to have a really bad time, I've accidentally made the hottest chilli jam on earth and I'm willing to share.
Just come back from 2 weeks in Disney and Universal Studios, and you know what I didn't expect to be my biggest takeaway from the experience?
Coffee on a pizza.
Coffee on a pizza.
October 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Just come back from 2 weeks in Disney and Universal Studios, and you know what I didn't expect to be my biggest takeaway from the experience?
Coffee on a pizza.
Coffee on a pizza.
Happy birthday to me 😊
October 2, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Happy birthday to me 😊
Things I hate: ironing.
Things that make things I hate better: Lofi playlist of final fantasy music
Things that make things I hate better: Lofi playlist of final fantasy music
September 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Things I hate: ironing.
Things that make things I hate better: Lofi playlist of final fantasy music
Things that make things I hate better: Lofi playlist of final fantasy music
Just pulled out a nostril hair. Satisfying.
Saw it was white. Not satisfying.
Saw it was white. Not satisfying.
September 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Just pulled out a nostril hair. Satisfying.
Saw it was white. Not satisfying.
Saw it was white. Not satisfying.
Looks like it's still standing to me. Maybe it's dependency on capitalism to run important national infrastructure which is collapsing instead.
August 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Looks like it's still standing to me. Maybe it's dependency on capitalism to run important national infrastructure which is collapsing instead.
👉😊
August 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
👉😊
Zora character is off to the shops
August 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Zora character is off to the shops
Just vibe coded an application to gather birthday messages and photos for some birthday books we're getting printed for my parents' upcoming 70th birthdays, and I'm buzzing with it. I didn't know I could do that so quickly, and so cheaply.
August 15, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Just vibe coded an application to gather birthday messages and photos for some birthday books we're getting printed for my parents' upcoming 70th birthdays, and I'm buzzing with it. I didn't know I could do that so quickly, and so cheaply.
Feeling so frustrated and despondent about Israel.
We should be going in there and making Israel look like Gaza does now, not sitting back while they plot to take over Gaza.
We should be going in there and making Israel look like Gaza does now, not sitting back while they plot to take over Gaza.
August 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Feeling so frustrated and despondent about Israel.
We should be going in there and making Israel look like Gaza does now, not sitting back while they plot to take over Gaza.
We should be going in there and making Israel look like Gaza does now, not sitting back while they plot to take over Gaza.
Fondly remembered from when I was a kid, before I realised ACAB.
Still, helped me learn about the dangers of corporate greed.
Still, helped me learn about the dangers of corporate greed.
August 7, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Fondly remembered from when I was a kid, before I realised ACAB.
Still, helped me learn about the dangers of corporate greed.
Still, helped me learn about the dangers of corporate greed.