Iain Aitch
@iainaitch.bsky.social
Author, journalist, thought leadership, copywriter, ghost, PR ideas man, artistic working class histories, subculture, THFC fan. Trouble caused or solved. VG+, some surface noise. https://www.iainaitch.com & https://thisidea.co.uk/ London via Margate
Stephen Kinnock on your telly box, pretending to be a doctor. BMA have offered a meet with Streeting today, anytime, any place.
December 16, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Stephen Kinnock on your telly box, pretending to be a doctor. BMA have offered a meet with Streeting today, anytime, any place.
Remember, when your right wing nana drops off, don’t disturb her, just put a blanket over her knee.
December 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Remember, when your right wing nana drops off, don’t disturb her, just put a blanket over her knee.
Sad to hear that photographer Martin Parr has died. Loved doing this piece with him. Below is a pic I took of him in his style.
So many people told me I wouldn’t get along with him, but I found him to be generous, funny and self-deprecating.
www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/33282...
So many people told me I wouldn’t get along with him, but I found him to be generous, funny and self-deprecating.
www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/33282...
December 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Sad to hear that photographer Martin Parr has died. Loved doing this piece with him. Below is a pic I took of him in his style.
So many people told me I wouldn’t get along with him, but I found him to be generous, funny and self-deprecating.
www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/33282...
So many people told me I wouldn’t get along with him, but I found him to be generous, funny and self-deprecating.
www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/33282...
It’s been a long and repetitive season for Harry Kane, according to @footballlondon.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It’s been a long and repetitive season for Harry Kane, according to @footballlondon.bsky.social
Then Steve McQueen did the same thing to represent Steve McQueen’s penis
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Then Steve McQueen did the same thing to represent Steve McQueen’s penis
Make pie in pie maker, take out and put between bread in sandwich maker. AI is never going to be able to compete.
November 20, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Make pie in pie maker, take out and put between bread in sandwich maker. AI is never going to be able to compete.
Paper whose main income comes from ads doesn’t seem to understand branding, upselling or market fragmentation.
November 17, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Paper whose main income comes from ads doesn’t seem to understand branding, upselling or market fragmentation.
I see Farage is responding to Starmer’s speech at 3:30pm… broadcasting to the nation on BBC… ITV… oh, on X.
September 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I see Farage is responding to Starmer’s speech at 3:30pm… broadcasting to the nation on BBC… ITV… oh, on X.
Here are the booking details for my Writing Margate session at @margatebookie.bsky.social this weekend www.margatebookie.com/write-up/iai...
September 30, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Here are the booking details for my Writing Margate session at @margatebookie.bsky.social this weekend www.margatebookie.com/write-up/iai...
Remember when far left radicals like Nadhim Zahawi were calling out Farage’s racism?
September 29, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Remember when far left radicals like Nadhim Zahawi were calling out Farage’s racism?
Good to see the Telegraph has its top legal minds on this
September 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Good to see the Telegraph has its top legal minds on this
Allister Heath completely unhinged today. Parking attendants, Hitler and how the European leaders are big Jessies for not starting WW3.
September 25, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Allister Heath completely unhinged today. Parking attendants, Hitler and how the European leaders are big Jessies for not starting WW3.
The catering at this rapture is terrible
September 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The catering at this rapture is terrible
Gammons announce only French immigrant they are happy to accept as part of one in one out deal.
September 18, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Gammons announce only French immigrant they are happy to accept as part of one in one out deal.
Glad they've updated the Starmer St George's flag news. Accuracy is important. #flagshaggers
September 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Glad they've updated the Starmer St George's flag news. Accuracy is important. #flagshaggers
Also has one of those Stone Island jackets with the goggles and a Carling beer towel. FFS.
September 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Also has one of those Stone Island jackets with the goggles and a Carling beer towel. FFS.
Never met anyone offended by the English flag. Met plenty of racists who defile it by using it to signal their racism. Know the difference, and tear with the grain.
September 1, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Never met anyone offended by the English flag. Met plenty of racists who defile it by using it to signal their racism. Know the difference, and tear with the grain.
Sky News has gone all 'Liam's staircase made out of gear'.
August 28, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Sky News has gone all 'Liam's staircase made out of gear'.
What a ****! Is my hearing going, or did that sound like? #seeyounexttuesday #pointless
August 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
What a ****! Is my hearing going, or did that sound like? #seeyounexttuesday #pointless
Siri, show me a man without the courage of his convictions.
August 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Siri, show me a man without the courage of his convictions.
The Pantry on Australian Masterchef vs the Pantry on UK Masterchef. “You also have access to this Pot Noodle flavour sachet and a Red Bull.
August 7, 2025 at 6:25 AM
The Pantry on Australian Masterchef vs the Pantry on UK Masterchef. “You also have access to this Pot Noodle flavour sachet and a Red Bull.
Strong cover on the Eye today
August 6, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Strong cover on the Eye today
What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
July 23, 2025 at 9:20 AM
What could POSSIBLY go wrong?