Mustache fell off in the shower
@ialwayslose.bsky.social
please someone drop an anvil on my head
I always try to piss on the quiet part of the toilet
August 30, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I always try to piss on the quiet part of the toilet
This is so irritating because I’m pretty confident this person doesn’t care about Africa outside of a cudgel to feel good about themselves
The difference between you and me is that I knew Kamala Harris wasn’t going to starve 25 million innocent Africans and you did and still enabled Trump. So fuck off.
June 3, 2025 at 6:43 AM
This is so irritating because I’m pretty confident this person doesn’t care about Africa outside of a cudgel to feel good about themselves
lmao
Months after the Trump administration ground U.S. refugee admissions to a halt, the program meant for people fleeing war or political persecution has restarted — but only for one group: White South Africans.
Trump shut out refugees but is making White South Africans an exception
About 60 Afrikaners are set to be routed through Virginia next week, documents show, in a notable exception to President Donald Trump’s suspension of refugee admissions.
www.washingtonpost.com
May 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
lmao
I’m a cool guy. I love Reagan. I’m running for office.
April 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’m a cool guy. I love Reagan. I’m running for office.
ah shit hulu is getting rid of the cheddar channel
March 3, 2025 at 6:06 AM
ah shit hulu is getting rid of the cheddar channel
Just have the damn funeral already
Genuine question - if you were the new head of LucasFilm, what would you do to revitalise the Star Wars franchise?
February 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Just have the damn funeral already
Retiree banned from every McDonaldS in town for trying to use fake McMuffin coupons he got from a sexy twitter bot: FINALLY
"We're going to be selling a gold card. You have a green card, this is a gold card. We're going to be putting a price on that card of about $5 million, and that's going to give you green card privileges. Plus, it's going to be a route to citizenship."
February 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Retiree banned from every McDonaldS in town for trying to use fake McMuffin coupons he got from a sexy twitter bot: FINALLY
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social someone was asking me how old Jeremy is (I’m also a Jeremy)
February 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social someone was asking me how old Jeremy is (I’m also a Jeremy)
It’s absolutely terrifying to think that someone still cares about you
January 7, 2025 at 9:56 AM
It’s absolutely terrifying to think that someone still cares about you
Entering my mint tea era
December 6, 2024 at 7:22 AM
Entering my mint tea era
This is what you say when you value Bidens economic legacy more than everyone in Bangladesh dying
That’s why he’s investing in green energy at home while tariffing Chinese green energy. He’s trying to build up American manufacturing of clean energy to compete. Which is a good thing, because that means that in the long run clean energy is cheaper while there’s more production overall
December 2, 2024 at 5:39 AM
This is what you say when you value Bidens economic legacy more than everyone in Bangladesh dying
This world is created again and again every day. Still annoying that I have to go get the wooden sword first from some little wizard. What’s he doing in there?
October 23, 2024 at 4:45 AM
This world is created again and again every day. Still annoying that I have to go get the wooden sword first from some little wizard. What’s he doing in there?
Nowadays kids don’t know the sound of peeing on an open phone book
October 13, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Nowadays kids don’t know the sound of peeing on an open phone book
Look I just want everyone to know that I am NOT SCARED of asparagus pee no matter what anyone says
September 18, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Look I just want everyone to know that I am NOT SCARED of asparagus pee no matter what anyone says
If punching a policeman is a sin, we may as well pack up and go
September 14, 2024 at 7:44 AM
If punching a policeman is a sin, we may as well pack up and go
damn this guy loves fracking
September 11, 2024 at 2:27 AM
damn this guy loves fracking
I hate this shit so much. Tens of thousands of Americans die in car crashes every year but who cares until someone from a country we hate might be responsible www.nytimes.com/2024/09/03/u...
How an Ohio Town Landed in the Middle of the Immigration Debate
Jobs attracted thousands of Haitians to Springfield, and employers were ecstatic. But then an immigrant driver was involved in a fatal school bus crash. And JD Vance entered the fray.
www.nytimes.com
September 5, 2024 at 7:25 PM
I hate this shit so much. Tens of thousands of Americans die in car crashes every year but who cares until someone from a country we hate might be responsible www.nytimes.com/2024/09/03/u...
Had a dream where I had a really amazing toilet in my bedroom but I couldn’t figure it out. Haunting.
August 29, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Had a dream where I had a really amazing toilet in my bedroom but I couldn’t figure it out. Haunting.
Watching banshees of inisherin again thinking about how awesome it would be to pet a nice donkey
August 28, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Watching banshees of inisherin again thinking about how awesome it would be to pet a nice donkey
Liquid death green guillotina is goated
August 18, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Liquid death green guillotina is goated
I’ve seen Ted Leo so many times and I can’t tell you how cool it’s going to be to se shake the sheets
August 13, 2024 at 5:54 AM
I’ve seen Ted Leo so many times and I can’t tell you how cool it’s going to be to se shake the sheets
part of having a dog is finding out that there are nice things to eat on the ground all over the place
August 12, 2024 at 8:21 PM
part of having a dog is finding out that there are nice things to eat on the ground all over the place
Forbidden planet should have been more about Robby and the cook getting fucked up every night
August 11, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Forbidden planet should have been more about Robby and the cook getting fucked up every night
oh god im on the boardwalk and katietitghtpussy might see me
July 27, 2024 at 9:05 PM
oh god im on the boardwalk and katietitghtpussy might see me
She’s looking at darths posts every day
July 19, 2024 at 5:57 PM
She’s looking at darths posts every day