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✈️Cabin Crew, 🤱🏻Mum, 🍪basic baker, 📺trash TV enthusiast, 🚆plane & train spotter, 📖book reader, 👂🏻advocate for better mental health
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✈️Cabin Crew, 🤱🏻Mum, 🍪basic baker, 📺trash TV enthusiast, 🚆plane & train spotter, 📖book reader, 👂🏻advocate for better mental health
UK
Any sort of choreographed party song will immediately have me on the dancefloor.
Am I cool? No.
Can I perform 5, 6, 7, 8 by Steps without missing a beat? Also no, but i get an A* for trying.
Am I cool? No.
Can I perform 5, 6, 7, 8 by Steps without missing a beat? Also no, but i get an A* for trying.
December 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Any sort of choreographed party song will immediately have me on the dancefloor.
Am I cool? No.
Can I perform 5, 6, 7, 8 by Steps without missing a beat? Also no, but i get an A* for trying.
Am I cool? No.
Can I perform 5, 6, 7, 8 by Steps without missing a beat? Also no, but i get an A* for trying.
Uhpopular opinion:
Hardback books are selfish gifts. The buyer knows a hardback is more of a 'gift' than a paperback, but who on earth can read a hardback with ease? Not me. I would love a paperback please ❤️💁🏻♀️
Hardback books are selfish gifts. The buyer knows a hardback is more of a 'gift' than a paperback, but who on earth can read a hardback with ease? Not me. I would love a paperback please ❤️💁🏻♀️
December 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Uhpopular opinion:
Hardback books are selfish gifts. The buyer knows a hardback is more of a 'gift' than a paperback, but who on earth can read a hardback with ease? Not me. I would love a paperback please ❤️💁🏻♀️
Hardback books are selfish gifts. The buyer knows a hardback is more of a 'gift' than a paperback, but who on earth can read a hardback with ease? Not me. I would love a paperback please ❤️💁🏻♀️
Quite sickening how I can from my house, to his, to our local airport and then home again in 1h15 mins yet my drive to work takes upward of 3.5hrs 😂 I know the drive is going to get the better of me one day.
December 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Quite sickening how I can from my house, to his, to our local airport and then home again in 1h15 mins yet my drive to work takes upward of 3.5hrs 😂 I know the drive is going to get the better of me one day.
Just dropped my dad off at the airport again so today will be officially sponsored by the following track:
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youtu.be/wV6riWIEn98?...
The Lightning Seeds - The Life of Riley (Official Video)
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December 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Just dropped my dad off at the airport again so today will be officially sponsored by the following track:
youtu.be/wV6riWIEn98?...
youtu.be/wV6riWIEn98?...
So sad, what a loss. Such a fun author 😪
Confessions of a Shopaholic novelist Sophie Kinsella dies aged 55
Confessions of a Shopaholic novelist Sophie Kinsella dies aged 55
The ‘queen of romantic comedy’ has died 18 months after announcing her brain cancer diagnosis
Madeleine Wickham, known for writing the bestselling novel Confessions of a Shopaholic under her pen name Sophie Kinsella, has died aged 55.
Wickham, dubbed “the queen of romantic comedy” by novelist Jojo Moyes, wrote more than 30 books for adults, children and teenagers, which have sold more than 45m copies. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
So sad, what a loss. Such a fun author 😪
Just seen a thread from a post office worker about Christmas post etiquette. Replies were disabled so I'll just add my 2ps here.
please do NOT simply put your wrapped gift in the post. Post COVID I did agency work in a huge sorting warehouse and so many people did this. IT WILL BE DAMAGED.
please do NOT simply put your wrapped gift in the post. Post COVID I did agency work in a huge sorting warehouse and so many people did this. IT WILL BE DAMAGED.
December 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Just seen a thread from a post office worker about Christmas post etiquette. Replies were disabled so I'll just add my 2ps here.
please do NOT simply put your wrapped gift in the post. Post COVID I did agency work in a huge sorting warehouse and so many people did this. IT WILL BE DAMAGED.
please do NOT simply put your wrapped gift in the post. Post COVID I did agency work in a huge sorting warehouse and so many people did this. IT WILL BE DAMAGED.
A nice Moroccan cous cous with some natural yogurt is HUGELY underrated.
December 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
A nice Moroccan cous cous with some natural yogurt is HUGELY underrated.
Me aged 13 using my paper round money to replace the ones I'd inhaled from my mum's Christmas Cupboard. A cycle that took place LOADS of times 😂
Last year, I bought six selection boxes before I managed to keep one intact to give my niece for Christmas. This year I've already smashed five of them down my cakehole, we're still weeks away. I'm surely not alone in this?
December 3, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Me aged 13 using my paper round money to replace the ones I'd inhaled from my mum's Christmas Cupboard. A cycle that took place LOADS of times 😂
I have already seen some crazy stuff on IG this morning. Who knew on that 1st December Elf on the Shelf brings PRESENTS? Like a mini Christmas? Wtf?
No elf in our house 😂 here have this chocolate advent calendar like a normal child
No elf in our house 😂 here have this chocolate advent calendar like a normal child
December 1, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I have already seen some crazy stuff on IG this morning. Who knew on that 1st December Elf on the Shelf brings PRESENTS? Like a mini Christmas? Wtf?
No elf in our house 😂 here have this chocolate advent calendar like a normal child
No elf in our house 😂 here have this chocolate advent calendar like a normal child
We would have to be facing near apocalyptic conditions for me to eat SPAM. That new advert is truly perplexing. The current clientele must be dying of old age and they need to bring in new customers.
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
We would have to be facing near apocalyptic conditions for me to eat SPAM. That new advert is truly perplexing. The current clientele must be dying of old age and they need to bring in new customers.
Also I have a SECOND glucose test tomorrow to check for gestational diabetes. Baby was big on scan on Thursday. I was quite looking forward to the last one as in my memory they put you on a bed on a ward and you could just nap. That's not the case sadly 😂 I must have dreamt that.
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Also I have a SECOND glucose test tomorrow to check for gestational diabetes. Baby was big on scan on Thursday. I was quite looking forward to the last one as in my memory they put you on a bed on a ward and you could just nap. That's not the case sadly 😂 I must have dreamt that.
Ahh if anyone needs me to do anything tomorrow then please just don't bother asking. I have bitten my nails so much tonight that tomorrow I expect to have the dexterity of Edward Scissorhands.
November 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Ahh if anyone needs me to do anything tomorrow then please just don't bother asking. I have bitten my nails so much tonight that tomorrow I expect to have the dexterity of Edward Scissorhands.
Been rattling round the house since 6am. Currently making some birthday cookies (not for me cos I'm an Aries 😎) and I might even have a morning bath before toddler football later.
November 29, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Been rattling round the house since 6am. Currently making some birthday cookies (not for me cos I'm an Aries 😎) and I might even have a morning bath before toddler football later.
Also December is my favourite time of year to work. It can be chaotic especially if the weather takes a turn but the vibe is unmatched. I hate to miss it.
November 29, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Also December is my favourite time of year to work. It can be chaotic especially if the weather takes a turn but the vibe is unmatched. I hate to miss it.
Christmassy music on Classic FM, my favourite time of year 😎
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Christmassy music on Classic FM, my favourite time of year 😎
Purchasing second hand Cars figures on vinted cos Finn McMissile and Francesco Bernoulli are sold out everywhere 😂 Jackson Storm???? No chance.
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Purchasing second hand Cars figures on vinted cos Finn McMissile and Francesco Bernoulli are sold out everywhere 😂 Jackson Storm???? No chance.
14 degrees tomorrow??? Crack the shorts out.
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
14 degrees tomorrow??? Crack the shorts out.
Nobody can tell me it's too early for fizzy drinks. It's 10:30 and I am cracking out the Schweppes. I am feeling stressed, I need a strong glass of lemonade 🤣
November 23, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Nobody can tell me it's too early for fizzy drinks. It's 10:30 and I am cracking out the Schweppes. I am feeling stressed, I need a strong glass of lemonade 🤣
My dad's dogs are well behaved dogs and no trouble but they just follow you from room to room with doleful eyes. If you try and stroke them they trot away. Then they come back and the cycle starts again. ANNOYING.
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 AM
My dad's dogs are well behaved dogs and no trouble but they just follow you from room to room with doleful eyes. If you try and stroke them they trot away. Then they come back and the cycle starts again. ANNOYING.
When any website goes down obviously the first port of call is Twitter/X. "Is anyone else's XYZ down???". Yes. Okay not just me.
What about if twitter itself is down?
Thank god for Bluesky 🤣
What about if twitter itself is down?
Thank god for Bluesky 🤣
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
When any website goes down obviously the first port of call is Twitter/X. "Is anyone else's XYZ down???". Yes. Okay not just me.
What about if twitter itself is down?
Thank god for Bluesky 🤣
What about if twitter itself is down?
Thank god for Bluesky 🤣
Made some shortbread before and it was delicious. I could hardly wait for them to cool down before I had 7218 of them. I can't imagine having the skill to make pastry, biscuits are my limit 🤣 #GBBO.
October 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Made some shortbread before and it was delicious. I could hardly wait for them to cool down before I had 7218 of them. I can't imagine having the skill to make pastry, biscuits are my limit 🤣 #GBBO.
Someone's child was running across the road, looking at the ground. Dad (or whoever he was) looking at his phone. Kids mounts the kerb straight into me. Luckily a car didn't hit him and luckily our collision didn't cause any damage but
GET TF OFF YOUR PHONE WHILST YOU ARE CROSSING THE ROAD.
GET TF OFF YOUR PHONE WHILST YOU ARE CROSSING THE ROAD.
October 27, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Someone's child was running across the road, looking at the ground. Dad (or whoever he was) looking at his phone. Kids mounts the kerb straight into me. Luckily a car didn't hit him and luckily our collision didn't cause any damage but
GET TF OFF YOUR PHONE WHILST YOU ARE CROSSING THE ROAD.
GET TF OFF YOUR PHONE WHILST YOU ARE CROSSING THE ROAD.
Me attending every property viewing now our house is sold and I mean BUSINESS.
a woman wearing sunglasses is holding a magazine in her hand .
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses is holding a magazine in her hand .
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October 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Me attending every property viewing now our house is sold and I mean BUSINESS.
We have accepted an excellent offer on our house today and instead of celebrating I feel sick 😭 I know this is a good thing but now I just feel so panicky and stressed.
October 22, 2025 at 10:14 AM
We have accepted an excellent offer on our house today and instead of celebrating I feel sick 😭 I know this is a good thing but now I just feel so panicky and stressed.
Snuggled up on the couch with 3yr old and he is watching The Wrong Trousers for the first time. Hope Feathers McGraw isn't too much for him. He is already sad whenever Gromit is sad outside 🤣🤭♥️
October 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Snuggled up on the couch with 3yr old and he is watching The Wrong Trousers for the first time. Hope Feathers McGraw isn't too much for him. He is already sad whenever Gromit is sad outside 🤣🤭♥️