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Diogenes Dog
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I am a history graduate student who probably knows way more about that one random thing you've never heard of than anybody else.

Please DM for ways to help turn your cisgender, conservative neighbor into a trans antifa furry
@annamerlan.bsky.social

Pure poetry Anna

“Absolutely immobile forehead” is a beautiful way to describe such profoundly stupid man
December 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Shot and chaser

Because in a much more real sense, you DID vote for this

You’re a hateful, cruel person who just assumed all the targets would get painted onto other people, and now that one’s on you, suddenly your tune changes

That’s peak hypocrisy and I have zero empathy for these hateful idots
December 16, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Guys idk how to tell you this, but I bike

I bike A LOT

Like I apparently could’ve biked clear across the United States I’ve ridden so many miles this year

Btw I ride a Giant Escape II (*not* an e-bike) as my daily bike

Also I survived being hit by a car while riding back in April of this year
December 16, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Fucking Doug Dimmadome looking clown
December 13, 2025 at 12:49 PM
This man does not sit, he straight up *lounges* on the couch
December 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Bacon-wrapped pork tenderloin with garlic rosemary mashed potatoes and roasted broccolini

I love breaking out the fine dining skills when I get the chance to
December 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
My contribution was broccoli rabe and pepperoni and cheese stromboli’s, as well as this

Seafood pasta with homemade linguini, mussels, shrimp, scallops, and some other stuff I can’t remember (maybe clams?)

I wasn’t a big red sauce & seafood guy before this, but it’s an underrated combo IMO
November 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Very cool, very old-school way to thicken soup. She uses eggs (scrambled), pecorino-Romano cheese, and bread crumbs

You leave the soup on a slow simmer and it will thicken up over time

This is Italian wedding soup btw
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Old people have endless amounts of decorations, many of which are incredible

There was apparently “domestic violence survivor Santa,” who also ate one too many weed edibles this morning? Idk, what a weird decoration

And what 90-year old Italian grandmother is complete without the ravioli ornament?
November 30, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Italian Thanksgiving 🇮🇹

A thread 🧵:

My partner comes from a massive Italian family, so every holiday becomes a whole ordeal, mainly centered on food (of course)

There is perhaps no greater smell in the world than walking into this place. Amish Market that sells organic, from-scratch everything
November 30, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I had to give my dogs Trazadone for their vet visit and the results were fantastic
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Excellent to see the youth on the college campus I work at are having none of this wannabe authoritarian bullshit
November 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Just gonna save this bit from NPR’s coverage of the Mamdani-Trump meeting

That way, whenever I get a “the left overuses the word fascist!” whine from a conservative, I can just point out that Trump literally describes himself as a fascist
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Seriously, how does anyone take Marc Andreesson seriously when he looks like a fucking Cone Head?

We should be laughing and bullying these wannabe fascist tech billionaires straight out of polite society
November 16, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Thank you AI, what would I do without you?
November 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Wow…just…wow

A 15-year old and an 8-year old are both CHILDREN, Megyn

Honestly, I know there’s nothing but an endless black hole of lip filler and money where her soul used to be, but holy shit man

Imagine being a grown adult & you choose to make your life about defending a pedophile
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
For some reason, the Goodyear blimp was randomly flying over my town yesterday
November 7, 2025 at 12:21 PM
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I found it

I was afraid I was going to look like some degenerate otherwise
November 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
A lot of good trips across the U.S. this year:

— Outer Banks (NC)
— Charleston
— Utah (Zion x 2 & Bryce Canyon Natl. Parks)
— Nevada (Las Vegas x 2)
— Washington D.C.
— NY (NYC & Buffalo)
— Arizona (Phoenix)
— Philly (next month for Thanksgiving to see family)
October 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I also call both my dogs “my sons” or “my children,” to the point where they both respond to it now :)
October 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Every day we stray further from gods light
October 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Got to spend the weekend in Charleston with my little nephew

Excellent time of year to go down from NC to SC, we had perfect weather all weekend

Charleston also might have some of the best food on the East Coast, every place we ate at was fantastic
October 27, 2025 at 9:47 AM