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Diogenes Dog
@iamdiogenesdog.bsky.social
I am a history graduate student who probably knows way more about that one random thing you've never heard of than anybody else.

Please DM for ways to help turn your cisgender, conservative neighbor into a trans antifa furry
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THE GENTLEMEN NOW HAVE HATS
How does Santa fit in? I don’t recall Santa’s role during the birth of Jesus, but I am an atheist

Also is that Ariana Grande soaring through the air in a silver dress, or is the Wizard of Oz also part of this show?
Prestonwood Baptist Church in Plano, Texas...$70 per ticket.
December 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It’s been quite a few years since I’ve seen SNL hemorrhage talent the way they have this season, another big loss
Bowen Yang, who joined ‘Saturday Night Live’ as a writer in 2018 before joining the cast the following year, is leaving the NBC sketch-comedy series. The Ariana Grande episode on December 20 will mark his grand finale.
Bowen Yang Is Leaving Saturday Night Live
Bowen Yang, who joined ‘Saturday Night Live’ as a writer in 2018 before joining the cast the following year, is leaving the NBC sketch-comedy series. The Ariana Grande episode on December 20 will mark his grand finale.
www.vulture.com
December 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This is really the biggest IMO problem w/ letting fascism, hate, & bigotry advanced unchecked

The next generation is always going to want to push the status quo that much further

Trump is a problem, but what he enables is gonna be worse unless these wee little Nazis are pushed back in their holes
From a focus group of Gen Z Republicans. (www.city-journal.org/article/manh...)

Tell me again about how Zohran Mamdani is the big threat to Jewish thriving in the US today.
December 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Guess I'll post this again
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
One thing I have really loved about the increased legalization of weed/mushrooms is that my local shop has a loyalty program, and they just threw me free swag for Christmas

Excellent end to the week
December 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
@annamerlan.bsky.social

Pure poetry Anna

“Absolutely immobile forehead” is a beautiful way to describe such profoundly stupid man
December 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My routine reminder that Benny is the kind of stupid that not only tweeted “losing money will cost you nothing,” but was so proud of this idiocy, he pinned it to the top of his profile

Benny’s another example of how “obsequious, bootlicking, insecure sociopath” is a prerequisite for the Trump admin
December 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Holy shit dude he’s so, so petty

The whole thing made me laugh, but when I scrolled over and saw “autopen” has its own picture, I cackled

What a little bitch this guy is
Per @garretthaake.bsky.social, the extremely tacky "presidential wall of fame" that lines the colonnade to the West Wing now has obviously-Trump-penned plaques insulting or praising the presidents.
December 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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June 8, 2024 at 9:29 PM
I enter Exhibit #3302 your Honor, in the ongoing accusations that Roblox is simply a platform for grooming children and identity theft that also happens to have games sometimes
We discovered videos on RuTube promoting junk "cheat tools" for Roblox that are actually vehicles for malware that can steal information off devices, like passwords and credit card info. The risks are particularly concerning given the game's popularity with children.
openmeasures.io/rutube-roblo...
RuTube Videos Share Malware Disguised as Roblox Cheat Tools - Open Measures
Open Measures builds accessible and transparent products to contextualize the spread of harmful online information that impacts public discourse and global events.
openmeasures.io
December 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Shot and chaser

Because in a much more real sense, you DID vote for this

You’re a hateful, cruel person who just assumed all the targets would get painted onto other people, and now that one’s on you, suddenly your tune changes

That’s peak hypocrisy and I have zero empathy for these hateful idots
December 16, 2025 at 12:18 PM
apple.news/Al31wtANMS1G...

James Woods can fuck all the way off

He’s in a special class of celebrities who support Trump, and he’s contributed just as much to this toxic discourse as anyone

Look at his Twitter, which is nothing but far-right hate & conspiracy theories. Fuck off James Woods
James Woods Tears Up Over ‘Infuriating’ Remarks About ‘Patriot’ Rob Reiner: 'Because You Disagree With People, Doesn’t Mean You Have to Hate People' — Variety
James Woods, who has been vocally pro-Donald Trump, is speaking out against the
apple.news
December 16, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Guys idk how to tell you this, but I bike

I bike A LOT

Like I apparently could’ve biked clear across the United States I’ve ridden so many miles this year

Btw I ride a Giant Escape II (*not* an e-bike) as my daily bike

Also I survived being hit by a car while riding back in April of this year
December 16, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Constantly, and it’s really frustrating when you go out of your way to not be a male stereotype, only to get dragged back down by living male stereotypes

As a chef I taught cooking classes & men used to brag “I can’t even cook cereal!”

I’d tell them that’s pathetic. Grow up
are men ever embarrassed by other men?
December 16, 2025 at 11:24 AM
We actually have studies and hard data that shows the more money you make, the less empathetic a person you become

I’d also assume that surrounding yourself with sycophants and yes-men is definitely going to erode your intelligence over time

Mark is proof that money doesn’t equal intelligence
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Now look at CBS. Installing Bari Weiss to run a news division isn’t a "pivot to the center." It is a deliberate hollowing out.

Take a legacy institution, gut its standards, wear its skin like a suit. They don’t want CBS's credibility; they want to destroy the idea that credible news exists at all.
December 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
December 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This man does not sit, he straight up *lounges* on the couch
December 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Bacon-wrapped pork tenderloin with garlic rosemary mashed potatoes and roasted broccolini

I love breaking out the fine dining skills when I get the chance to
December 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM