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Eric Steele
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I’m a double girl dad.
I write Ruby code for money.
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Wrapping presents on a #caturday
A white cat sits next to a grey cat that is laying in a large red and white fabric bag.
December 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Kittens’ first snow
A young grey cat and a young white cat with grey spots look out a window as it snows. Blue, green, yellow, and red lights from a Christmas tree are reflected in the window.
November 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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I’m 35 minutes into @realgdt.bsky.social‘s Frankenstein, and I’m struck by how much milk Victor Frankenstein drinks.
A man in a black suit wearing a red scarf holds a glass being refilled with milk from a carafe held by servant in an elaborate uniform.
November 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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David’s entrance music would be the Mad Men theme (“A Beautiful Mine” by RJD2) music.apple.com/us/album/a-b...
A striped grey cat looking just past the camera.
October 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Daisy’s entrance music would be “Heads Will Roll” by Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs music.apple.com/us/album/hea...
A white cat with grey patterns on her head, cleaning her paw.
October 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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A guy in a red cap with glasses wearing a large white costume beard. He looks intense and proud of what he’s done.
October 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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A little girl with red hair pointing at a herd of deer in a baseball field.
September 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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We’ve spent a week with David and Daisy. I think they like it here.
A grey kitten and a white kitten resting in the sun on a grey and white cushion.
September 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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On Saturday, we adopted a pair of kittens; a brother and a sister.
Two kittens lay on a blanket, looking directly at the viewer. The closest kitten has a grey and white striped pattern. Behind that kitten is a white kitten with grey spots on her back and on top of her head.
September 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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This is an incredibly efficient review of Quentin Tarantino’s novelization of “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood”
A screenshot that reads: “straydogfraternity's review for: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood by Quentin Tarantino (Five yellow stars) 5.0 A novel can just be movie trivia.”
September 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Here’s the fake Labubu without the fur.
A hairless doll with large eyes and a large toothy smile. It’s a naked Labubu.
August 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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I also discovered that another fake Labubu’s eyes move freely.
A furry light-purple doll with a big pointy-toothed smile. It has bunny ears and its purple eyes are looking directly at the camera. A furry light-purple doll with a big pointy-toothed smile. It has bunny ears and its purple eyes are unfocused, the left eye looking to the far left of the face and the right eye looking to the far right.
August 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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We discovered that one of our fake Labubu can take off their fur, so I put it on a troll.
A smiling troll doll with read hair wearing a furry purple suit with bunny ears.
August 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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My daughter wanted to bake with me today. Here’s the cake she designed vs. the cake that I made for her.
A drawing of a three-tiered cake with rainbow candy along its layers. It has a cute face on the top. A small pile of cake with white icing smeared in clumps sits on a small blue plate. There are a few bare spots where the attempted funfetti decoration is visible. It’s a travesty, only made worse by being photographed with the original colorful cake drawing. It looks like someone only spent 4 minutes making this cake and not 4 hours.
August 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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She got a metal stamp so that she could make wax seals for the tasks.
A folded brown piece of paper with the word “Taskmaster” printed on it. The paper has a red wax seal with an “E” and hexagon stamped into it.
August 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Worth it just for this one panel.
Godzilla, looking back over their shoulder with bared teeth and wide eyes. Godzilla looks pissed.
July 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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We’re back (into buying the occasional comic), baby!
The cover of a comic book titled “Godzilla Destroys the Marvel Universe”. On the cover is a skyscraper-sized bipedal lizard monster (called Godzilla) getting ready to fight a bunch of super heroes.
July 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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This morning I had a cat, and now I don’t. We knew it was coming, and I’m glad that I got to sit with Zoey like this one more time last night.
A man in his late twenties is sitting on a green couch with a black cat on his lap. The black cat is sitting up the same way as the man, with her paws around his hands. They are both looking at the camera, are very happy, and love each other very much.
July 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Welcome to Applebee’s, home of the “Breaking Rock Rita”
A picture of an Applebee’s drink menu with a blue drink that says ‘BREAKING ROCK RITA 7.99 This star-studded margarita combines the smooth smoke of Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston's Dos Hombres Mezcal with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's ultra-premium Teremana Blanco Tequila, blue curaçao and lime.’
July 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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I woke up with a bed head pompadour.
A man with glasses who has messy blonde hair that is sticking up in the front.
June 14, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Keep walking, Neddy.
An illustration of a man walking through a field of yellow flowers. Below the man are the words “Along came Neddy Buttercup, walking forwards, right side up.” The man has longer, dark brown hair and is wearing a yellow flower hat and a flower outfit made with green sleeves, green pants, pointy brown boots, and oversized yellow flower petals on his torso. He has bright red cheeks, and a slightly vacant, oversized smile. He is leaning back too far as he walks, and his eyes are looking at the tip of his boots. He looks like he wouldn’t be able to hold a full conversation with you because he’s just thinking about buttercups.
June 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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A four leaf clover
June 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Ray Liotta’s Private Reserve Honey (made in Scotland) is a fantastic joke.
A bee looking at many jars of honey that all have the same label that reads “Ray Liotta Private Select Honey”. On the label is a picture of a middle-aged man with white skin and short brown hair. The man is Ray Liotta.
June 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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This coffee shop deserved the rainbow.
A rainbow arching over an open coffee shop that has a sign in the window that says “Red Whale Coffee. Open” On the sign, the word “Open” is lit in orange neon.
May 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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I just want to thank that special someone who was always there for me when I needed her, and helped make me the man I am today.

Happy Mothra’s day to those who celebrate.
A large orange, yellow, black, and white moth-like Kaiju with her four wings spread as she flies over the silhouette of a city.
May 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM