Eric Steele
@iamericsteele.com
I’m a double girl dad.
I write Ruby code for money.
Send me your Godzilla content.
I write Ruby code for money.
Send me your Godzilla content.
Every Nextdoor post is like “I hired a plumber who stole my packages and my dog. NEVER AGAIN”
December 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Every Nextdoor post is like “I hired a plumber who stole my packages and my dog. NEVER AGAIN”
I’m 60% sure my oldest daughter told her little sister to “Stop dickin’ around” but that’s not enough confidence to talk to her about it without accidentally teaching her to say “Stop dickin’ around”
December 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I’m 60% sure my oldest daughter told her little sister to “Stop dickin’ around” but that’s not enough confidence to talk to her about it without accidentally teaching her to say “Stop dickin’ around”
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A Christmas Carol is a story about how children suffer and die from treatable illnesses because the wealthy choose to keep them in poverty.
It also correctly notes that the only thing a rich bastard fears is the inevitably of death.
It even has Muppets in it. Truly Dickens' most timeless work.
It also correctly notes that the only thing a rich bastard fears is the inevitably of death.
It even has Muppets in it. Truly Dickens' most timeless work.
December 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
A Christmas Carol is a story about how children suffer and die from treatable illnesses because the wealthy choose to keep them in poverty.
It also correctly notes that the only thing a rich bastard fears is the inevitably of death.
It even has Muppets in it. Truly Dickens' most timeless work.
It also correctly notes that the only thing a rich bastard fears is the inevitably of death.
It even has Muppets in it. Truly Dickens' most timeless work.
Using a phone is uncomfortable post-LASIK, and they should advertise that as a feature of LASIK.
December 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Using a phone is uncomfortable post-LASIK, and they should advertise that as a feature of LASIK.
Die Hard is a Children’s movie.
December 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Die Hard is a Children’s movie.
Jake Gyllenhaal as Mr Music remains one of my favorite things youtu.be/ddNNN80A_7Y?...
Music Everywhere feat. Jake Gyllenhaal | John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch | Netflix Is A Joke
YouTube video by Netflix Is A Joke
youtu.be
December 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Jake Gyllenhaal as Mr Music remains one of my favorite things youtu.be/ddNNN80A_7Y?...
I use a “Heard Chef” emoji liberally at work. It’s the perfect acknowledgement without an implicit agreement.
I would love to have something like it available outside of slack.
I would love to have something like it available outside of slack.
December 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I use a “Heard Chef” emoji liberally at work. It’s the perfect acknowledgement without an implicit agreement.
I would love to have something like it available outside of slack.
I would love to have something like it available outside of slack.
Dollar General
Boldly going where everyone has gone before
December 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Dollar General
I just helped my 3-year-old recover from Hyperventilating by singing @alyankovic.bsky.social’s The Saga Begins to her. AMA.
December 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I just helped my 3-year-old recover from Hyperventilating by singing @alyankovic.bsky.social’s The Saga Begins to her. AMA.
Gauging my 6-year-olds’s diva levels today:
She just told me that she was an empire.
She just told me that she was an empire.
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Gauging my 6-year-olds’s diva levels today:
She just told me that she was an empire.
She just told me that she was an empire.
Film you’ve seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel
December 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Film you’ve seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel
[naive cinephile who watched the KPop Demon Hunters fireplace instead of the actual movie]
Wow. This movie is one single shot. I get the hype.
Wow. This movie is one single shot. I get the hype.
December 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
[naive cinephile who watched the KPop Demon Hunters fireplace instead of the actual movie]
Wow. This movie is one single shot. I get the hype.
Wow. This movie is one single shot. I get the hype.
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Asian-American Actresses Describe Struggle Of Constantly Being Typecast As Sherlock Holmes
December 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Asian-American Actresses Describe Struggle Of Constantly Being Typecast As Sherlock Holmes
The Rolling Stones covered “Like a Rolling Stone” which I’m surprised I hadn’t heard until today #xpncountdown music.apple.com/us/album/lik...
Like a Rolling Stone (Live) by The Rolling Stones on Apple Music
Song · 1995 · Duration 5:38
music.apple.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The Rolling Stones covered “Like a Rolling Stone” which I’m surprised I hadn’t heard until today #xpncountdown music.apple.com/us/album/lik...
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
December 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
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to commemorate alan dye moving from apple to meta, here's one of his best quotes
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
to commemorate alan dye moving from apple to meta, here's one of his best quotes
I wish I could have been in a crowd hearing Frankie Valli pinch out his falsetto surprise for the first time.
December 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I wish I could have been in a crowd hearing Frankie Valli pinch out his falsetto surprise for the first time.
I’m getting LASIK in one week. Are there any obvious iOS accessibility features that I should enable for my recovery period?
December 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I’m getting LASIK in one week. Are there any obvious iOS accessibility features that I should enable for my recovery period?
I just finished book 8 of 9 in the Expanse series. It’s great, but I have to pace myself so that I don’t finish it before I get LASIK in a week.
December 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I just finished book 8 of 9 in the Expanse series. It’s great, but I have to pace myself so that I don’t finish it before I get LASIK in a week.
[Eating dinner and looking out the window at the winter decorations]
Me: Melody, what do think of the lights?
Melody (3 year old): I love them!
Me: Did you see me put them up?
Melody: Yes! Do you know who didn’t put them up?
Me: Who?
Melody: (pointing at herself) ME!!!!!
Me: Melody, what do think of the lights?
Melody (3 year old): I love them!
Me: Did you see me put them up?
Melody: Yes! Do you know who didn’t put them up?
Me: Who?
Melody: (pointing at herself) ME!!!!!
November 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
[Eating dinner and looking out the window at the winter decorations]
Me: Melody, what do think of the lights?
Melody (3 year old): I love them!
Me: Did you see me put them up?
Melody: Yes! Do you know who didn’t put them up?
Me: Who?
Melody: (pointing at herself) ME!!!!!
Me: Melody, what do think of the lights?
Melody (3 year old): I love them!
Me: Did you see me put them up?
Melody: Yes! Do you know who didn’t put them up?
Me: Who?
Melody: (pointing at herself) ME!!!!!
Cyber Monday deal:
Cancel one of your streaming services and save $20/month on streaming services.
Cancel one of your streaming services and save $20/month on streaming services.
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Cyber Monday deal:
Cancel one of your streaming services and save $20/month on streaming services.
Cancel one of your streaming services and save $20/month on streaming services.
