Amy Woehler
@iamfayte.bsky.social
Happily married. Four children. Mouth like a sewer. Neither Republican nor Democrat, just morally sound. Definitely younger inside than out. Cat lover. Music lover. Transatlantic raconteur.
DMs are off because... pervs.
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DMs are off because... pervs.
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Whenever I see this photo I like to imagine that Laura Loomer is doing a really shitty cover of Cher's 'Do you Believe in Life After Love?'
February 4, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Whenever I see this photo I like to imagine that Laura Loomer is doing a really shitty cover of Cher's 'Do you Believe in Life After Love?'
This made me laugh.
February 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
This made me laugh.
President Trump, firstly you forgot to thank yourself for producing this incredible piece of unbiased analysis.
Secondly, as a 'pathetic vehicle of the right' who's even less interested in facts and has spent a lifetime promoting division, sexism, greed and racism, I feel you're projecting here.
Secondly, as a 'pathetic vehicle of the right' who's even less interested in facts and has spent a lifetime promoting division, sexism, greed and racism, I feel you're projecting here.
February 3, 2026 at 3:55 PM
President Trump, firstly you forgot to thank yourself for producing this incredible piece of unbiased analysis.
Secondly, as a 'pathetic vehicle of the right' who's even less interested in facts and has spent a lifetime promoting division, sexism, greed and racism, I feel you're projecting here.
Secondly, as a 'pathetic vehicle of the right' who's even less interested in facts and has spent a lifetime promoting division, sexism, greed and racism, I feel you're projecting here.
Oh this is fucking gold. Pure gold!
Tactical dissociation alert!
Show us the unredacted files you fat, mango-faced fuck!
Tactical dissociation alert!
Show us the unredacted files you fat, mango-faced fuck!
February 2, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Oh this is fucking gold. Pure gold!
Tactical dissociation alert!
Show us the unredacted files you fat, mango-faced fuck!
Tactical dissociation alert!
Show us the unredacted files you fat, mango-faced fuck!
"Thomas Massie has been totally disloyal to the President of the United States"
Oh no, did someone disagree with you, Donnie?
Sad.
Oh no, did someone disagree with you, Donnie?
Sad.
February 2, 2026 at 11:18 PM
"Thomas Massie has been totally disloyal to the President of the United States"
Oh no, did someone disagree with you, Donnie?
Sad.
Oh no, did someone disagree with you, Donnie?
Sad.
So much material here. I would like to thank myself for posting it, though.
February 2, 2026 at 11:54 AM
So much material here. I would like to thank myself for posting it, though.
"Space is invisible mind dust, and stars are but wishes!"
-- Beth Gaga Shaggy
-- Beth Gaga Shaggy
January 30, 2026 at 9:57 PM
"Space is invisible mind dust, and stars are but wishes!"
-- Beth Gaga Shaggy
-- Beth Gaga Shaggy
Just wanted to share this beautifully composed image of Katie Hopkins drinking an orphan tears and chihuahua piss cocktail.
January 28, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Just wanted to share this beautifully composed image of Katie Hopkins drinking an orphan tears and chihuahua piss cocktail.
Just another day for innocent Minnesotans...
January 28, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Just another day for innocent Minnesotans...
Remember these spawny twats from the other place? Yeah, I don't miss them either.
January 26, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Remember these spawny twats from the other place? Yeah, I don't miss them either.
Republicans waking up happy in America this morning, watching the world burn.
January 26, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Republicans waking up happy in America this morning, watching the world burn.
January 25, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Munch would love this.
January 25, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Munch would love this.
I don't know why but Clark Griswold's car just popped into my head.
January 24, 2026 at 8:31 AM
I don't know why but Clark Griswold's car just popped into my head.
You forgot people who mount their toilet roll backwards. Anyone entering a bathroom where such an abomination exists should call an exorcist immediately.
January 23, 2026 at 4:42 PM
You forgot people who mount their toilet roll backwards. Anyone entering a bathroom where such an abomination exists should call an exorcist immediately.
When Matt Gaetz is 85 he'll be selling Juice Weasels on QVC.
No? Only me that can see it?
No? Only me that can see it?
January 22, 2026 at 12:04 PM
When Matt Gaetz is 85 he'll be selling Juice Weasels on QVC.
No? Only me that can see it?
No? Only me that can see it?
'Donald Diaper' has laid his soul bare in a letter to Norway. Apparently 'Toddler Trump' has thrown all his medals out of his buggy and admitted his primary reason for destroying world peace is his lack of a medal. Peace is still predominantly important to him, though.
No, really.
No, really.
January 19, 2026 at 3:12 PM
'Donald Diaper' has laid his soul bare in a letter to Norway. Apparently 'Toddler Trump' has thrown all his medals out of his buggy and admitted his primary reason for destroying world peace is his lack of a medal. Peace is still predominantly important to him, though.
No, really.
No, really.