Amy Woehler
@iamfayte.bsky.social
Amateur Everythingologist and Armchair Moaner. Neither Republican nor Democrat, I just have a conscience.
Happily married. No DMs, thank you very much. 🇪🇺🇺🇸🏴🇮🇪🏴🇬🇧🇬🇱
Happily married. No DMs, thank you very much. 🇪🇺🇺🇸🏴🇮🇪🏴🇬🇧🇬🇱
Dear President Trump,
If Bruce Springsteen got a boob job, changed his name to Delilah and had his cock cut off he'd still be 100x the man you are.
Go fuck yourself you chode toting, shit-gargling wank-goblin.
If Bruce Springsteen got a boob job, changed his name to Delilah and had his cock cut off he'd still be 100x the man you are.
Go fuck yourself you chode toting, shit-gargling wank-goblin.
January 31, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Dear President Trump,
If Bruce Springsteen got a boob job, changed his name to Delilah and had his cock cut off he'd still be 100x the man you are.
Go fuck yourself you chode toting, shit-gargling wank-goblin.
If Bruce Springsteen got a boob job, changed his name to Delilah and had his cock cut off he'd still be 100x the man you are.
Go fuck yourself you chode toting, shit-gargling wank-goblin.
Reposted by Amy Woehler
January 31, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Reposted by Amy Woehler
Newly released files show a sworn FBI tip alleging Trump threatened a girl with “disappearing” and said he could have her entire family killed. Signed under penalty of perjury.
Why isn’t this front page news?
#EpsteinFiles
#Trump #Accountability
#USDemocracy
#Pinks
apple.news/AwMacA1UYTiy...
Why isn’t this front page news?
#EpsteinFiles
#Trump #Accountability
#USDemocracy
#Pinks
apple.news/AwMacA1UYTiy...
Witness told FBI Trump threatened to ‘disappear’ girl and have her ‘whole family killed’ — Raw Story
Under penalty of perjury, a witness told the FBI back in 2016 that they had “personally witnessed” President Donald Trump threaten to “disappear” a girl and have her entire family killed, according to...
apple.news
January 31, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Newly released files show a sworn FBI tip alleging Trump threatened a girl with “disappearing” and said he could have her entire family killed. Signed under penalty of perjury.
Why isn’t this front page news?
#EpsteinFiles
#Trump #Accountability
#USDemocracy
#Pinks
apple.news/AwMacA1UYTiy...
Why isn’t this front page news?
#EpsteinFiles
#Trump #Accountability
#USDemocracy
#Pinks
apple.news/AwMacA1UYTiy...
"Space is invisible mind dust, and stars are but wishes!"
-- Beth Gaga Shaggy
-- Beth Gaga Shaggy
January 30, 2026 at 9:57 PM
"Space is invisible mind dust, and stars are but wishes!"
-- Beth Gaga Shaggy
-- Beth Gaga Shaggy
Don Lemon should go full on Gus Fring.
That's what Don Lemon should do.
That's what Don Lemon should do.
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Don Lemon should go full on Gus Fring.
That's what Don Lemon should do.
That's what Don Lemon should do.
I had a secret girl crush on Catherine O'Hara for many years.
What an amazingly funny and talented woman.
You'll be dearly missed 💔
What an amazingly funny and talented woman.
You'll be dearly missed 💔
January 30, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I had a secret girl crush on Catherine O'Hara for many years.
What an amazingly funny and talented woman.
You'll be dearly missed 💔
What an amazingly funny and talented woman.
You'll be dearly missed 💔
If you think anything juicy about Trump is going to come out of any of the Epstein files, think again.
Now go outside and scream into the void.
You back?
Welcome to reality.
Now go outside and scream into the void.
You back?
Welcome to reality.
January 30, 2026 at 7:44 PM
If you think anything juicy about Trump is going to come out of any of the Epstein files, think again.
Now go outside and scream into the void.
You back?
Welcome to reality.
Now go outside and scream into the void.
You back?
Welcome to reality.
Jack Posobiec isn't a boot licker.
He's a boot swallower.
He's a boot swallower.
January 30, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Jack Posobiec isn't a boot licker.
He's a boot swallower.
He's a boot swallower.
I have decided that my battle song will be David Bowie's 'Let's Dance'.
I don't owe you an explanation.
I don't owe you an explanation.
January 30, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I have decided that my battle song will be David Bowie's 'Let's Dance'.
I don't owe you an explanation.
I don't owe you an explanation.
How many ceps?
Four. Possibly five.
Four. Possibly five.
So I found out this is one of the ICE agents involved in this incident.
January 30, 2026 at 11:51 AM
How many ceps?
Four. Possibly five.
Four. Possibly five.
Pretty hard to get engagement on here. Am I not edgy enough?
For an old bird, I'm pushing the envelope here. I mean, I'm no Miriam Margoyles but still...
For an old bird, I'm pushing the envelope here. I mean, I'm no Miriam Margoyles but still...
January 29, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Pretty hard to get engagement on here. Am I not edgy enough?
For an old bird, I'm pushing the envelope here. I mean, I'm no Miriam Margoyles but still...
For an old bird, I'm pushing the envelope here. I mean, I'm no Miriam Margoyles but still...
Donald's friends who've been paid to attend the screening of 'Melania' at the the Kennedy Center. Taken between the 'Now Clap' sign being raised and the envelopes full of cash being handed out.
a black and white photo of a man smoking a cigarette .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man smoking a cigarette .
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Donald's friends who've been paid to attend the screening of 'Melania' at the the Kennedy Center. Taken between the 'Now Clap' sign being raised and the envelopes full of cash being handed out.
I've just finished a seance where we contacted Abraham Lincoln. He told us that he's seen Melania and it was the worst thing to ever happen to him in a theatre.
January 29, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I've just finished a seance where we contacted Abraham Lincoln. He told us that he's seen Melania and it was the worst thing to ever happen to him in a theatre.
I just heard from one of my sources at the Pentagon that rather than using cluster bombs in Iran, they're now going to be dropping copies of 'Melania' on DVD to clear large areas.
January 29, 2026 at 1:45 PM
I just heard from one of my sources at the Pentagon that rather than using cluster bombs in Iran, they're now going to be dropping copies of 'Melania' on DVD to clear large areas.
Reposted by Amy Woehler
3. ICE is using government data from state DMVs and federal agencies and refuses to answer questions about how that data is used. I'm also leading that fight in the Senate to rein them in, and warned states that care about their residents to stop sharing DMV data with ICE.
Dem governors unwittingly share DMV data with ICE, lawmakers warn
40 congressional Democrats are urging blue-state leaders to block ICE access to a database containing residents’ driver license and registration information.
fedscoop.com
January 27, 2026 at 9:28 PM
3. ICE is using government data from state DMVs and federal agencies and refuses to answer questions about how that data is used. I'm also leading that fight in the Senate to rein them in, and warned states that care about their residents to stop sharing DMV data with ICE.
At this point we should start calling them the Trump files.
January 29, 2026 at 10:47 AM
At this point we should start calling them the Trump files.
Buddy Carter should stick to what he's good at.
Nobody knows what that is, even Buddy, but hopefully it doesn't involve politics and he finds out what it is soon.
Nobody knows what that is, even Buddy, but hopefully it doesn't involve politics and he finds out what it is soon.
January 29, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Buddy Carter should stick to what he's good at.
Nobody knows what that is, even Buddy, but hopefully it doesn't involve politics and he finds out what it is soon.
Nobody knows what that is, even Buddy, but hopefully it doesn't involve politics and he finds out what it is soon.
I hear people are walking out of 'Melania' screenings on trans-atlantic flights.
January 29, 2026 at 10:37 AM
I hear people are walking out of 'Melania' screenings on trans-atlantic flights.
Reposted by Amy Woehler
Mike Huckabee skirting the issue of Israel taking Palestinian land and murdering thousands of them whilst subtly suggesting they'd far prefer a beach front, Western owned resort than their own state would be funny if it wasn't such a massive gaslighting job.
Evan was having none of it.
#bbcradio4
Evan was having none of it.
#bbcradio4
January 28, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Mike Huckabee skirting the issue of Israel taking Palestinian land and murdering thousands of them whilst subtly suggesting they'd far prefer a beach front, Western owned resort than their own state would be funny if it wasn't such a massive gaslighting job.
Evan was having none of it.
#bbcradio4
Evan was having none of it.
#bbcradio4
X is cancer. Grok is an enabler.
January 28, 2026 at 3:55 PM
X is cancer. Grok is an enabler.
Just wanted to share this beautifully composed image of Katie Hopkins drinking an orphan tears and chihuahua piss cocktail.
January 28, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Just wanted to share this beautifully composed image of Katie Hopkins drinking an orphan tears and chihuahua piss cocktail.
Noem fascinates me. Is she still shagging that other guy?
January 28, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Noem fascinates me. Is she still shagging that other guy?