What a wild time to be pregnant.

A Turkish proverb translates to: "They hit the tree with an axe, it said the handle is from my body.”

or as otherwise interpreted…

Started / Going

Apparently none of us are born with executive function? It has to be taught/learned… Aka the default setting is “neurodivergent.”

Never thought marketing consulting would have me writing poems, but here I am googling “what rhymes with ____” nonstop.

*very depressed. Goes to doctors in desperate need of help.*

Doctor: "So how are you?"

*People-pleasing small talk script activated*

Me: "I'm great, how are you doing?"

Musk explains his X algorithm

Maybe the silver lining of all these export/import restrictions is that over-consumerism and planned obsolescence will come to a halt. Oh noooo Apple hasn’t released a new iPhone or laptop in over a year what will we doooooooo

The widespread cognitive dissonance we’re experiencing in the U.S. is going to lead to a very interesting (and unfortunate) dementia crisis in the near future.

Where the fuck did I put my emotional support water bottle 😩

I think it’s really funny how we’ve been accusing the government of hiding up the existence of aliens for decades, and now that they’re confirming our suspicions people are like “no ur lying that footage is AI”

Ordered vanity plates and they only sent me one. Stuck it on the back anyway and have been driving around with mismatched plates 🤐

A month later I’m getting new tires on my car and the guy goes, “they only sent you one??”

Yis.

“I bet they’re stuck together. Imma check and I’ll fix it if it is.”

I don’t know why I keep lying to make others comfortable…

Yesterday I went to an art workshop and the older woman at my table asked my husband and me what we were doing for the holidays, where our parents/siblings lived, etc. since we had just recently moved to the area

I told her… ⬇️

My therapist said to me: “If you react to [similar but safe] situations today with the same rage that protected you from your past abusers, you’re just feeding the trauma and keeping it alive. They’re not here anymore. Learn to starve it instead.” I just… wow. Wow.