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Luke M
@iamlukem.bsky.social
This place feels like home - it needs lots of work doing and the neighbours are terrible
Just seen a more consequence-based take on the contraceptive machines you used to find in toilets.
November 2, 2025 at 12:15 PM
We've got a dog on loan this weekend and I tell you what, you don't realise how mental people go around one until you've got one, do you?
September 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Wait, what?

Wasabi is fucking HORSERADISH PASTE?

Did you all know about this and keep it from me?

Has my whole life been a lie?
September 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
September 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
That's it, pull the shutters down, the country's gone
September 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
This tech indoctrination is getting out of hand
September 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
This man wants to live in someone's house for AT LEAST three months, without paying rent. It's a 'Collaborative Residency', apparently. And he suggests it would suit 'an older person' - I bet it fucking would, aye
August 9, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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August 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
July 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
@jeffw.bsky.social Can you believe it's been ten years since we met up and old John Boy was also there? Ten. Years.
June 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Me? I'm just waiting for my turn to listen to Oronoco Flow. That's right, I'm in the
June 22, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Do your BlueSky insights word cloud, they said. It'll be fun and interesting, they said.

My BlueSky word cloud:
June 10, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I made a thing for my other half's birthday
June 1, 2025 at 9:03 AM
May 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Just spent the last ten minutes trying to figure out if this festival is real or fake. Still not sure tbh
May 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Nice to see Facebook are pushing books on beloved children's characters such as Transformers and, um, Hitler
May 8, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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April 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
This description of a Welsh Punch and Judy show is very good. But the last sentence is OUTSTANDING
April 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
FINALLY an AI trend I can get on board with
April 23, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Uh oh, the Internet is leaking out of my phone
April 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I'm aware that it's been out for ages now, but Sky really is bloody great, isn't it
April 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"I've just been for a lovely walk! I needed a rest so I've popped into this 'dog's home' for a lie down. The nice man locked the door of my room behind me so I don't get disturbed... Awwww gawd what have I done? My wife's gonna kill me!"
April 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Fondly remembering the time I visited that giant
April 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
UK: "Go to work on an egg!"

America: "In this economy?"
March 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Same energy
March 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM