Luke M
@iamlukem.bsky.social
This place feels like home - it needs lots of work doing and the neighbours are terrible
Just seen a more consequence-based take on the contraceptive machines you used to find in toilets.
November 2, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Just seen a more consequence-based take on the contraceptive machines you used to find in toilets.
We've got a dog on loan this weekend and I tell you what, you don't realise how mental people go around one until you've got one, do you?
September 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
We've got a dog on loan this weekend and I tell you what, you don't realise how mental people go around one until you've got one, do you?
Wait, what?
Wasabi is fucking HORSERADISH PASTE?
Did you all know about this and keep it from me?
Has my whole life been a lie?
Wasabi is fucking HORSERADISH PASTE?
Did you all know about this and keep it from me?
Has my whole life been a lie?
September 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Wait, what?
Wasabi is fucking HORSERADISH PASTE?
Did you all know about this and keep it from me?
Has my whole life been a lie?
Wasabi is fucking HORSERADISH PASTE?
Did you all know about this and keep it from me?
Has my whole life been a lie?
That's it, pull the shutters down, the country's gone
September 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
That's it, pull the shutters down, the country's gone
This tech indoctrination is getting out of hand
September 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
This tech indoctrination is getting out of hand
This man wants to live in someone's house for AT LEAST three months, without paying rent. It's a 'Collaborative Residency', apparently. And he suggests it would suit 'an older person' - I bet it fucking would, aye
August 9, 2025 at 8:51 AM
This man wants to live in someone's house for AT LEAST three months, without paying rent. It's a 'Collaborative Residency', apparently. And he suggests it would suit 'an older person' - I bet it fucking would, aye
@jeffw.bsky.social Can you believe it's been ten years since we met up and old John Boy was also there? Ten. Years.
June 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
@jeffw.bsky.social Can you believe it's been ten years since we met up and old John Boy was also there? Ten. Years.
Me? I'm just waiting for my turn to listen to Oronoco Flow. That's right, I'm in the
June 22, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Me? I'm just waiting for my turn to listen to Oronoco Flow. That's right, I'm in the
Do your BlueSky insights word cloud, they said. It'll be fun and interesting, they said.
My BlueSky word cloud:
My BlueSky word cloud:
June 10, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Do your BlueSky insights word cloud, they said. It'll be fun and interesting, they said.
My BlueSky word cloud:
My BlueSky word cloud:
I made a thing for my other half's birthday
June 1, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I made a thing for my other half's birthday
Just spent the last ten minutes trying to figure out if this festival is real or fake. Still not sure tbh
May 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Just spent the last ten minutes trying to figure out if this festival is real or fake. Still not sure tbh
Nice to see Facebook are pushing books on beloved children's characters such as Transformers and, um, Hitler
May 8, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Nice to see Facebook are pushing books on beloved children's characters such as Transformers and, um, Hitler
This description of a Welsh Punch and Judy show is very good. But the last sentence is OUTSTANDING
April 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
This description of a Welsh Punch and Judy show is very good. But the last sentence is OUTSTANDING
FINALLY an AI trend I can get on board with
April 23, 2025 at 10:38 AM
FINALLY an AI trend I can get on board with
Uh oh, the Internet is leaking out of my phone
April 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Uh oh, the Internet is leaking out of my phone
I'm aware that it's been out for ages now, but Sky really is bloody great, isn't it
April 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I'm aware that it's been out for ages now, but Sky really is bloody great, isn't it
"I've just been for a lovely walk! I needed a rest so I've popped into this 'dog's home' for a lie down. The nice man locked the door of my room behind me so I don't get disturbed... Awwww gawd what have I done? My wife's gonna kill me!"
April 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
"I've just been for a lovely walk! I needed a rest so I've popped into this 'dog's home' for a lie down. The nice man locked the door of my room behind me so I don't get disturbed... Awwww gawd what have I done? My wife's gonna kill me!"
Fondly remembering the time I visited that giant
April 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Fondly remembering the time I visited that giant
UK: "Go to work on an egg!"
America: "In this economy?"
America: "In this economy?"
March 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
UK: "Go to work on an egg!"
America: "In this economy?"
America: "In this economy?"
