Oh my, is she playing Thomas Jefferson next? Her ascendancy to a likely Oscar winner has been some of the only enjoyable news I am reading these days.

Oh, goodie. Pretty soon, using that Shopper's Club Card is gonna alert ICE and send you to CECOT prison.

avg low info american: probably epstein stuff
avg high info american: unknowable but definitely racist whim
avg galaxy-brained americans: definitely epstein stuff

Which bedroom was this? Fifteenth street?

Lol, no. That's me smiling back at you for having a booth and merch. You're an institution now.

What a freaking lineup. Holy shit!

How was Oona Chaplin? I have been hoping to see more of her since her small but important role on Game of Thrones.

I hope this means we have more time to celebrate filmmaking, then. I miss the days when the honorary awards were included in the broadcast.

Perhaps this will help finally kill the celebrity biopic... for a while.