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Patrick Smith
@iampatricksmith.bsky.social
go outside


he/they
I used to pray for times like this
January 15, 2026 at 5:27 AM
pretty much nobody I know in real life follows me on here so I feel pretty safe to slutpost
July 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
it's kinda funny how like every chart of America looks more or less like this and it's like "yep these are the actual first world country parts, third world country parts, and the ones in the middle who are like still undecided on human rights"
July 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
saw a rabbit on a walk
July 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
my airplane is about to take off
May 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
the day that ESPN finally folds I'm going to laugh my fucking nuts off
May 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
white culture
April 28, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I woke up at 530 this morning and will theoretically be doing so every day for the next month
April 14, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Chuck Schumer wants to defund social security, Medicare, and Medicaid.
March 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
February 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
dw guys the planes aren't gonna crash anymore they put the guy who is famous for crashing rockets and making cars that explode in charge of it so we're good
February 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
ok so Biden renamed fort bragg to fort liberty bc it was named after a racist traitor and then Republicans named it back to fort bragg but technically after a black private who fought in world war 2 so it's named fort bragg again and I paid $150 out of pocket a month ago to go to the dermatologist
February 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
love my friends 🥰
February 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
February 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
There you go, professional sports! An all-new worst case scenario!

I really hope cozying up to the gambling addiction industry made you plenty of money because you are fucked!
February 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
this you?
February 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
this you?
February 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
the new head of the "party of the working class," ladies and gentlemen.

what a fucking joke.
February 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
kms
February 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
the man the democratic party have chosen to help them represent the working class and defeat trump's oligarchy

the democrats are never going to learn a fucking thing

@kenmartin.bsky.social fuck you
February 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
FINALLY some good fucking journalism

apnews.com/article/trum...
January 31, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I got mountains in my mutuals what about it
January 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
if gas isn't 99 cents per gallon and eggs aren't 2 dollars per dozen by the end of these 4 years I'm going to be simply shocked he is just doing everything so right!
January 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
all within an hour of each other
January 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
during president musk's first speech at the wh
January 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM