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one day I am gonna grow wings
Darth Vader Claims That He Had No Knowledge That The Death Star Would Blow Up An Entire Fucking Planet, But The Facts Show A Slightly Different Story
-the associated press if they were in star wars
-the associated press if they were in star wars
February 6, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Darth Vader Claims That He Had No Knowledge That The Death Star Would Blow Up An Entire Fucking Planet, But The Facts Show A Slightly Different Story
-the associated press if they were in star wars
-the associated press if they were in star wars
I missed my train bc the card reader in the subway malfunctioned I hope someone beats the piss out of eric adams
February 5, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I missed my train bc the card reader in the subway malfunctioned I hope someone beats the piss out of eric adams
politely nodding at the other white people in h mart
February 4, 2026 at 3:06 AM
politely nodding at the other white people in h mart
I been feelin hella he/they lately but maybe it’s just bc im too unemployed
January 26, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I been feelin hella he/they lately but maybe it’s just bc im too unemployed
on the song I Wanna Be Your Lover by Prince I thought he said “I wanna be the only one you cook for” and thought wow how wholesome no the line is “I wanna be the only one you cum for” what a depraved world we live in
January 21, 2026 at 12:38 AM
on the song I Wanna Be Your Lover by Prince I thought he said “I wanna be the only one you cook for” and thought wow how wholesome no the line is “I wanna be the only one you cum for” what a depraved world we live in
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I love going to a drive thru and they’re like pull up to the window like omg thank u i had no idea what this place was or how it worked and I was so scared but now I know. Now I know.
January 20, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I love going to a drive thru and they’re like pull up to the window like omg thank u i had no idea what this place was or how it worked and I was so scared but now I know. Now I know.
the song Die Young by Kesha is so sad to listen to bc now at the youngest she’s gonna die 38 😔
January 17, 2026 at 2:21 AM
the song Die Young by Kesha is so sad to listen to bc now at the youngest she’s gonna die 38 😔
microdosing taking 11 shots in the summertime by ordering a warm sake
January 17, 2026 at 2:21 AM
microdosing taking 11 shots in the summertime by ordering a warm sake
I used to pray for times like this
January 15, 2026 at 5:27 AM
I used to pray for times like this
I have no mouth but I must dilbert
January 13, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I have no mouth but I must dilbert
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Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made
January 12, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made
this has been a really good string of bluesky posts ok see u in a month
January 10, 2026 at 9:22 PM
this has been a really good string of bluesky posts ok see u in a month
this is really brave of zohran to do because I def forgot the noises of the people on the bus and I couldn’t handle the public embarrassment
January 10, 2026 at 9:20 PM
this is really brave of zohran to do because I def forgot the noises of the people on the bus and I couldn’t handle the public embarrassment
feelin myself on this North Jersey Coast Line Long Branch Bound NJ Transit train
January 10, 2026 at 9:19 PM
feelin myself on this North Jersey Coast Line Long Branch Bound NJ Transit train
a girl w rbf on the subway was staring at me and I couldn’t tell if she wanted to flirt w me or kill me in my sleep
January 10, 2026 at 9:14 PM
a girl w rbf on the subway was staring at me and I couldn’t tell if she wanted to flirt w me or kill me in my sleep
I have no mouth but I must cigarette
December 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I have no mouth but I must cigarette
i ate too many white people tacos I’m boutta throw up at this Pokémon Legends Z-A midnight release party
October 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
i ate too many white people tacos I’m boutta throw up at this Pokémon Legends Z-A midnight release party
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
john mara's turf might have just torn malik nabers' acl
September 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
john mara's turf might have just torn malik nabers' acl
if literally every single job says I must be willing to work long hours and weekends to make like $40k a year wtf is the point of minimum wage or the 40 hour workweek
September 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
if literally every single job says I must be willing to work long hours and weekends to make like $40k a year wtf is the point of minimum wage or the 40 hour workweek
2 buffets in 1 day my tummy feels like helldivers II
September 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
2 buffets in 1 day my tummy feels like helldivers II
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oh trump is everywhere in those epstein files
The Wall Street Journal just published the photo of the birthday letter from Trump to Epstein.
www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
September 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
oh trump is everywhere in those epstein files
I have to pay $164.19 in import duties for 4 shirts I bought or else forfeit my purchase thanks to the President of the United States who also took away my healthcare and cut his own taxes
August 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I have to pay $164.19 in import duties for 4 shirts I bought or else forfeit my purchase thanks to the President of the United States who also took away my healthcare and cut his own taxes
U ever think about how some people go to choose a place to live and have kids and settle down for the rest of their life and they're like "yes, Albuquerque New Mexico, perfect"
wild
wild
August 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
U ever think about how some people go to choose a place to live and have kids and settle down for the rest of their life and they're like "yes, Albuquerque New Mexico, perfect"
wild
wild