Brian Kimmel
@iamthekimmel.bsky.social
I really am The Kimmel. I just don’t know how to add a photo.
This isn’t a press release, it’s a cry for help.
December 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This isn’t a press release, it’s a cry for help.
Fun fact. I’ve never met anyone in my entire life who told me they were the greatest at something who turned out to be the greatest at that thing. The great ones don’t need to tell you.
December 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Fun fact. I’ve never met anyone in my entire life who told me they were the greatest at something who turned out to be the greatest at that thing. The great ones don’t need to tell you.
Isn’t there someone in the White House, like a White House Historian, who’s sole job is to prevent nonsense like this?
December 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Isn’t there someone in the White House, like a White House Historian, who’s sole job is to prevent nonsense like this?
Maybe it’s time to look closer into that dementia test he bragged about “acing.”
On the heels of his despicable post following the murders of Rob and Michele Reiner, President Trump has now added plaques disparaging former Presidents in his tacky Presidential Walk of Fame.
On the heels of his despicable post following the murders of Rob and Michele Reiner, President Trump has now added plaques disparaging former Presidents in his tacky Presidential Walk of Fame.
December 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Maybe it’s time to look closer into that dementia test he bragged about “acing.”
On the heels of his despicable post following the murders of Rob and Michele Reiner, President Trump has now added plaques disparaging former Presidents in his tacky Presidential Walk of Fame.
On the heels of his despicable post following the murders of Rob and Michele Reiner, President Trump has now added plaques disparaging former Presidents in his tacky Presidential Walk of Fame.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess it’s going to be about something very important to the nation and he won’t mention himself at all.
December 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess it’s going to be about something very important to the nation and he won’t mention himself at all.
True.
Editor in Chief of Christianity Today Magazine 👇🏽
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
True.
I have been wondering about this my whole life.
December 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I have been wondering about this my whole life.
Let’s be clear. These words are vile. They are disgusting. And they are unbecoming of someone holding the highest office in the land. It doesn’t matter if someone else also once said something disgusting. He is the President. He has a duty to pretend to be normal.
December 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Let’s be clear. These words are vile. They are disgusting. And they are unbecoming of someone holding the highest office in the land. It doesn’t matter if someone else also once said something disgusting. He is the President. He has a duty to pretend to be normal.
Compare and contrast.
December 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Compare and contrast.
This is disgusting. As the sitting President, in times of tragedy, he has an obligation to put his personal feelings aside and act normal.
December 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This is disgusting. As the sitting President, in times of tragedy, he has an obligation to put his personal feelings aside and act normal.
Rob Reiner and his wife were found dead in their home. He was the legendary director of some of my favorite movies like When Harry Met Sally, The Princess Bride and An American President.
The world is less funny today.
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The world is less funny today.
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Legendary director Rob Reiner, wife found stabbed to death in LA home, son eyed as person of interest
The bodies were confirmed to be Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele, who married in 1989.
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December 15, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Rob Reiner and his wife were found dead in their home. He was the legendary director of some of my favorite movies like When Harry Met Sally, The Princess Bride and An American President.
The world is less funny today.
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The world is less funny today.
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My mother always tells me take better care of my health so I won’t be watching todays’ Bills Game until the Second Half.
#BillsMafia
#GoBills
#BillsMafia
#GoBills
December 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
My mother always tells me take better care of my health so I won’t be watching todays’ Bills Game until the Second Half.
#BillsMafia
#GoBills
#BillsMafia
#GoBills
My mother always tells me take better care of my health so I won’t be watching todays’ Bills Game until the Second Half.
#BillsMafia
#GoBills
#BillsMafia
#GoBills
December 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
My mother always tells me take better care of my health so I won’t be watching todays’ Bills Game until the Second Half.
#BillsMafia
#GoBills
#BillsMafia
#GoBills
When I was growing up, until I swear like last year, they always staggered Giants and Jets games. One game was on at 1:00 p.m. and the other was on at 4:00 p.m. So what’s with both teams playing at the same time every week? And today, the Bills are also playing the same time. What up?
December 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
When I was growing up, until I swear like last year, they always staggered Giants and Jets games. One game was on at 1:00 p.m. and the other was on at 4:00 p.m. So what’s with both teams playing at the same time every week? And today, the Bills are also playing the same time. What up?
What is going on here?
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
What is going on here?
Dear President
@realDonaldTrump
THIS isn’t going to fix that affordability crisis you claim doesn’t exist. nypost.com/2025/12/11/u...
@realDonaldTrump
THIS isn’t going to fix that affordability crisis you claim doesn’t exist. nypost.com/2025/12/11/u...
Schumer bid to extend ObamaCare credits blocked by Senate Republicans
The Senate rejected rival partisan health plans Thursday, three weeks before premiums for some Americans enrolled in Affordable Care Act exchanges are due to more than double.
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December 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Dear President
@realDonaldTrump
THIS isn’t going to fix that affordability crisis you claim doesn’t exist. nypost.com/2025/12/11/u...
@realDonaldTrump
THIS isn’t going to fix that affordability crisis you claim doesn’t exist. nypost.com/2025/12/11/u...
I wish my wife tried as hard to flatter me as Republican Congresspeople try to flatter Trump.
December 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I wish my wife tried as hard to flatter me as Republican Congresspeople try to flatter Trump.
Trump Revenge Tour Continues: Third Member of Trump Enemies List Indicted As President Uses Office For Personal Vendettas.
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Ex-Trump national security adviser John Bolton indicted on charges of mishandling classified information
Bolton, 76, served as President Trump’s national security adviser from April 2018 until his firing in September 2019.
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October 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Trump Revenge Tour Continues: Third Member of Trump Enemies List Indicted As President Uses Office For Personal Vendettas.
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For those who were shocked I could say anything negative about JD Vance. Note the comments in the Young Republicans Group Chats featured Hitler, Gas Chambers and other repugnant things. You’re the one who needs to grow up, JD.
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JD Vance tells outraged Dems to ‘grow up’ about young Republicans’ leaked texts
Vice President JD Vance shrugged off the outrage on Wednesday about a leaked group chat from young conservatives.
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October 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
For those who were shocked I could say anything negative about JD Vance. Note the comments in the Young Republicans Group Chats featured Hitler, Gas Chambers and other repugnant things. You’re the one who needs to grow up, JD.
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In my 497 years on this Earth, I’ve never had a positive experience at Urgent Care.
October 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
In my 497 years on this Earth, I’ve never had a positive experience at Urgent Care.
Is it me or is Kleenex Tissue Box Art getting weirder?
October 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Is it me or is Kleenex Tissue Box Art getting weirder?
On the left is the one I’m allowed to eat. On the right is the one I’m not allowed to eat. There is no way either is making it to Halloween.
October 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
On the left is the one I’m allowed to eat. On the right is the one I’m not allowed to eat. There is no way either is making it to Halloween.
No administration has ever gloated or bragged about achievements like this one. When someone has to tell you what a great job they did, you have to wonder if it’s even true. What don’t we know?
October 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
No administration has ever gloated or bragged about achievements like this one. When someone has to tell you what a great job they did, you have to wonder if it’s even true. What don’t we know?
If they took all of the village idiots from all of the villages and put them in one village, you would still be the village idiot.
This is my favorite line.
This is my favorite line.
October 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
If they took all of the village idiots from all of the villages and put them in one village, you would still be the village idiot.
This is my favorite line.
This is my favorite line.