Brian Kimmel
@iamthekimmel.bsky.social
I really am The Kimmel. I just don’t know how to add a photo.
This isn’t a press release, it’s a cry for help.
December 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This isn’t a press release, it’s a cry for help.
Isn’t there someone in the White House, like a White House Historian, who’s sole job is to prevent nonsense like this?
December 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Isn’t there someone in the White House, like a White House Historian, who’s sole job is to prevent nonsense like this?
Maybe it’s time to look closer into that dementia test he bragged about “acing.”
On the heels of his despicable post following the murders of Rob and Michele Reiner, President Trump has now added plaques disparaging former Presidents in his tacky Presidential Walk of Fame.
On the heels of his despicable post following the murders of Rob and Michele Reiner, President Trump has now added plaques disparaging former Presidents in his tacky Presidential Walk of Fame.
December 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Maybe it’s time to look closer into that dementia test he bragged about “acing.”
On the heels of his despicable post following the murders of Rob and Michele Reiner, President Trump has now added plaques disparaging former Presidents in his tacky Presidential Walk of Fame.
On the heels of his despicable post following the murders of Rob and Michele Reiner, President Trump has now added plaques disparaging former Presidents in his tacky Presidential Walk of Fame.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess it’s going to be about something very important to the nation and he won’t mention himself at all.
December 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess it’s going to be about something very important to the nation and he won’t mention himself at all.
I have been wondering about this my whole life.
December 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I have been wondering about this my whole life.
Let’s be clear. These words are vile. They are disgusting. And they are unbecoming of someone holding the highest office in the land. It doesn’t matter if someone else also once said something disgusting. He is the President. He has a duty to pretend to be normal.
December 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Let’s be clear. These words are vile. They are disgusting. And they are unbecoming of someone holding the highest office in the land. It doesn’t matter if someone else also once said something disgusting. He is the President. He has a duty to pretend to be normal.
Compare and contrast.
December 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Compare and contrast.
This is disgusting. As the sitting President, in times of tragedy, he has an obligation to put his personal feelings aside and act normal.
December 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This is disgusting. As the sitting President, in times of tragedy, he has an obligation to put his personal feelings aside and act normal.
What is going on here?
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
What is going on here?
Is it me or is Kleenex Tissue Box Art getting weirder?
October 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Is it me or is Kleenex Tissue Box Art getting weirder?
On the left is the one I’m allowed to eat. On the right is the one I’m not allowed to eat. There is no way either is making it to Halloween.
October 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
On the left is the one I’m allowed to eat. On the right is the one I’m not allowed to eat. There is no way either is making it to Halloween.
No administration has ever gloated or bragged about achievements like this one. When someone has to tell you what a great job they did, you have to wonder if it’s even true. What don’t we know?
October 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
No administration has ever gloated or bragged about achievements like this one. When someone has to tell you what a great job they did, you have to wonder if it’s even true. What don’t we know?
It’s no embellishment to say our democracy is over. Paperwork in this case was shared - it clearly shows that she didn’t commit mortgage fraud. We know have a a weaponized DOJ that does the President’s bidding to further his revenge tour instead of seeking Justice. Dark day.
October 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It’s no embellishment to say our democracy is over. Paperwork in this case was shared - it clearly shows that she didn’t commit mortgage fraud. We know have a a weaponized DOJ that does the President’s bidding to further his revenge tour instead of seeking Justice. Dark day.
Don’t tell me what to do!
October 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Don’t tell me what to do!
Me, earlier tonight.
October 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Me, earlier tonight.
This is what real so-called “Lawfare” actually looks like. Seasoned prosecutors refused to take part in Trump’s revenge scheme against his political enemies so he put in someone with no experience at all willing to do his bidding. This is only the beginning.
September 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
This is what real so-called “Lawfare” actually looks like. Seasoned prosecutors refused to take part in Trump’s revenge scheme against his political enemies so he put in someone with no experience at all willing to do his bidding. This is only the beginning.
THIS IS NOT NORMAL.
September 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
THIS IS NOT NORMAL.
I guess you could say they’re milking it…
August 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I guess you could say they’re milking it…
Irony so thick you can cut it with a knife. The guy who was convicted of 34 counts of fraud specifically related to accounting is claiming someone else incorrectly stated expenditures in the books he didn’t see?
July 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Irony so thick you can cut it with a knife. The guy who was convicted of 34 counts of fraud specifically related to accounting is claiming someone else incorrectly stated expenditures in the books he didn’t see?
Oops. Gladys left the light on again.
July 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Oops. Gladys left the light on again.
Jeez, can’t a CEO and the Head of HR go on a team building exercise?
July 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Jeez, can’t a CEO and the Head of HR go on a team building exercise?
These might be the most beautiful Chicken Cutlets I ever made.
July 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
These might be the most beautiful Chicken Cutlets I ever made.
Breakfast is a selfish bastard.
June 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Breakfast is a selfish bastard.