Tesco Clubcard did it the year I had the builders in, when I spent about £500 on biscuits.
December 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Tesco Clubcard did it the year I had the builders in, when I spent about £500 on biscuits.
My hotel room has minimalist xenomorphs...
December 7, 2025 at 9:49 AM
My hotel room has minimalist xenomorphs...
Oh for the days of a schedule card...
October 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Oh for the days of a schedule card...
Just finished S2 of #Juice.
Dark and (deliberately) surreal, but utterly uplifting - and stuffed with perfect exchanges like this one.
I fully endorse the proportion of my licence fee which pays for BAFTA Comedy Award Winner Mawaan Rizwan.
Dark and (deliberately) surreal, but utterly uplifting - and stuffed with perfect exchanges like this one.
I fully endorse the proportion of my licence fee which pays for BAFTA Comedy Award Winner Mawaan Rizwan.
October 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Just finished S2 of #Juice.
Dark and (deliberately) surreal, but utterly uplifting - and stuffed with perfect exchanges like this one.
I fully endorse the proportion of my licence fee which pays for BAFTA Comedy Award Winner Mawaan Rizwan.
Dark and (deliberately) surreal, but utterly uplifting - and stuffed with perfect exchanges like this one.
I fully endorse the proportion of my licence fee which pays for BAFTA Comedy Award Winner Mawaan Rizwan.
Some top-left trolling going on in @nytimes.com Connections game this morning... #OnlyConnect
October 27, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Some top-left trolling going on in @nytimes.com Connections game this morning... #OnlyConnect
Oh, I've given up on the paper Raddy-o-timmez now. It's stupidly expensive.
Except at Christmas. Everybody gets the Christmas one.
Except at Christmas. Everybody gets the Christmas one.
October 26, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Oh, I've given up on the paper Raddy-o-timmez now. It's stupidly expensive.
Except at Christmas. Everybody gets the Christmas one.
Except at Christmas. Everybody gets the Christmas one.
This was in the post today. Weekend sorted.
October 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This was in the post today. Weekend sorted.
Thank you Woodmansterne for supporting those of us who
a) still send cards (sometimes through the post!)
and
b) use a proper pen.
a) still send cards (sometimes through the post!)
and
b) use a proper pen.
October 7, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Thank you Woodmansterne for supporting those of us who
a) still send cards (sometimes through the post!)
and
b) use a proper pen.
a) still send cards (sometimes through the post!)
and
b) use a proper pen.
Dear Severn Trent, this kind of bollocks does not make a monthly increase from £29.40 a month to £45.58 a month any more welcome...
#WaterBills
#WaterBills
September 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Dear Severn Trent, this kind of bollocks does not make a monthly increase from £29.40 a month to £45.58 a month any more welcome...
#WaterBills
#WaterBills
I expect we are in for a Public Information plotline...
Amber's #TurkeyTeeth horror (hopefully)
#TheArchers
Amber's #TurkeyTeeth horror (hopefully)
#TheArchers
September 14, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I expect we are in for a Public Information plotline...
Amber's #TurkeyTeeth horror (hopefully)
#TheArchers
Amber's #TurkeyTeeth horror (hopefully)
#TheArchers
I am a long-standing member of the @nationaltrust.org.uk, tirlelessly batting back the anti-woke dinosaurs and crushing the Daily Mail vegan scones clickbait, but "comprised of" in the AGM booklet is wearing me down...
September 14, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I am a long-standing member of the @nationaltrust.org.uk, tirlelessly batting back the anti-woke dinosaurs and crushing the Daily Mail vegan scones clickbait, but "comprised of" in the AGM booklet is wearing me down...
"What am I doing again in Hollywood? I've been in movies and I'm not that good...."
#FrenchandSaunders
#TOTP
#MoviesattheBBC
#FrenchandSaunders
#TOTP
#MoviesattheBBC
September 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
"What am I doing again in Hollywood? I've been in movies and I'm not that good...."
#FrenchandSaunders
#TOTP
#MoviesattheBBC
#FrenchandSaunders
#TOTP
#MoviesattheBBC
Yep, fuck off. Unsubscribed.
August 30, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Yep, fuck off. Unsubscribed.
He also wrote "I Wanna be a Winner" by the Swap Shop Presenters...
August 30, 2025 at 7:14 AM
He also wrote "I Wanna be a Winner" by the Swap Shop Presenters...
Yeh, ditched it. Sweat pools at the ankle cuffs and the sleeves charged up...
August 30, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Yeh, ditched it. Sweat pools at the ankle cuffs and the sleeves charged up...
August 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
