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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 5h

The reform party nativity scene.

No unmarried mothers. No Middle Eastern people. No refugees. No people seeking emergency accommodation.

And not a wise fvcking man in sight…

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Matthew Stadlen @matthewstadlen.bsky.social · 1d

This week we’ve had a Reform MP (Nigel Farage) call a female interviewer “love”, and another Reform MP (Sarah Pochin) say it drives her mad when she sees “adverts full of black people, full of Asian people”. Welcome back to the 1970s.

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Ian @ian262.com · 13h

Oh, I've given up on the paper Raddy-o-timmez now. It's stupidly expensive.

Except at Christmas. Everybody gets the Christmas one.

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Ian @ian262.com · 13h

Why did no-one tell me S2 of #Juice was on in September...??
*settles in* 📺

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Ian @ian262.com · 2d

I had a number of the Not-Real-Artists Top of the Pops albums with a "bird" (it *was* the 70s) on the front, in a WHSmith "brown hexagons" bag somewhere. I wish I could remember where they are...

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Ian @ian262.com · 2d

The days before ITV was on it...

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Ian @ian262.com · 2d

Is that Linda Lusardi?

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Ian @ian262.com · 2d

TDK D90s were my staple, until I got a tape player that did Chrome tapes... Then I went Sony UX-S "for taping your CDs!"

Ian @ian262.com · 5d

This was in the post today. Weekend sorted.

Signed copy of Kathy Burke's autobiography

Ian @ian262.com · 6d

But what colour's your hair, Jamie?

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Ian @ian262.com · 7d

"Is it a sit-down toilet?"

Babs. From Urmston. (There's two ways to get there.)
Kate Robbins in dinnerladies.

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Ian @ian262.com · 17d

Not at all camp...

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Ian @ian262.com · 17d

Can someone please gif the Tom Daley Kate Garraway sideye? Ta.
#Traitors

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Ian @ian262.com · 19d

Get surreptitious photos.

Ian @ian262.com · 19d

Thank you Woodmansterne for supporting those of us who
a) still send cards (sometimes through the post!)
and
b) use a proper pen.

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Ian @ian262.com · 21d

Get you, Delia.

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Ian @ian262.com · 21d

The public and judges, thank the lord, have saved the lovely Amy Dowden from the sweaty gammon.
#Strictly

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Ian @ian262.com · 21d

Stella in car accident foreshadowing...
#TheArchers

Ian @ian262.com · 22d

SANDWICH QUIZ!

Ian @ian262.com · 29d

We haven't seen Skinner yet.

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Ian @ian262.com · Sep 21

I wonder how many A&E visits they cause?

Ian @ian262.com · Sep 18

Dear Severn Trent, this kind of bollocks does not make a monthly increase from £29.40 a month to £45.58 a month any more welcome...
#WaterBills

Water
This is the good stuff that comes from the tap.

Wastewater
If it's gone down a plug hole, or been flushed down the loo, it's wastewater.

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Andy PAAAAAARGHrmo @andyparmo.co.uk · Sep 16

Tuesday

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Ian @ian262.com · Sep 14

I expect we are in for a Public Information plotline...
Amber's #TurkeyTeeth horror (hopefully)

#TheArchers

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Ian @ian262.com · Sep 14

I am a long-standing member of the @nationaltrust.org.uk, tirlelessly batting back the anti-woke dinosaurs and crushing the Daily Mail vegan scones clickbait, but "comprised of" in the AGM booklet is wearing me down...

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