Ian Borgstrom
@ianborgstrom.bsky.social
You don't give a medal to the arsonist. You give them to the firefighters. You especially don't give it to the guy who threatens to set the firehouse ablaze if you don't.
October 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
You don't give a medal to the arsonist. You give them to the firefighters. You especially don't give it to the guy who threatens to set the firehouse ablaze if you don't.
Have we tried preventing them from doing fucked-up things BEFORE they do the fucked-up things? I feel like that would be better.
October 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Have we tried preventing them from doing fucked-up things BEFORE they do the fucked-up things? I feel like that would be better.
I don't mean to alarm anyone, but does the moon look closer tonight?
September 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I don't mean to alarm anyone, but does the moon look closer tonight?
Fantastic Four is going to be big for Halloween this year. Cheap option: Invisible Woman, but you just don't go to the party and say you did.
September 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Fantastic Four is going to be big for Halloween this year. Cheap option: Invisible Woman, but you just don't go to the party and say you did.
@lastweektonight.com 's segment from last night about Chuck Schumer's imaginary family that he bases all of his policy decisions on was both hilarious & infuriating.
August 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
@lastweektonight.com 's segment from last night about Chuck Schumer's imaginary family that he bases all of his policy decisions on was both hilarious & infuriating.
I spent an embarrassingly long time believing that The Mighty Mighty Bosstones had never knocked on wood, and that's what they were singing about.
August 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I spent an embarrassingly long time believing that The Mighty Mighty Bosstones had never knocked on wood, and that's what they were singing about.
Well, that certainly was a perade.
June 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Well, that certainly was a perade.
Reposted by Ian Borgstrom
Hey resisters,
Be safe out there. Be alert and aware of your surroundings. Have a plan and a few exit strategies. Wear protective eyewear. Stay hydrated.
I'm proud of you.
Be safe out there. Be alert and aware of your surroundings. Have a plan and a few exit strategies. Wear protective eyewear. Stay hydrated.
I'm proud of you.
June 14, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Hey resisters,
Be safe out there. Be alert and aware of your surroundings. Have a plan and a few exit strategies. Wear protective eyewear. Stay hydrated.
I'm proud of you.
Be safe out there. Be alert and aware of your surroundings. Have a plan and a few exit strategies. Wear protective eyewear. Stay hydrated.
I'm proud of you.
If you were a villain, who would you be?
May 21, 2025 at 10:11 AM
If you were a villain, who would you be?
Yeah, that's about right.
May 18, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Yeah, that's about right.
My blind dog walking face first into the dandelion puffs and dragging the seeds away.
a group of soldiers with a dog on their face and the words i 'm doing my part written below them
ALT: a group of soldiers with a dog on their face and the words i 'm doing my part written below them
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April 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My blind dog walking face first into the dandelion puffs and dragging the seeds away.
Proud member of the "The Headlights Are Too Damn Bright" Party.
April 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Proud member of the "The Headlights Are Too Damn Bright" Party.
Papa Pizzaballa is the new Boaty McBoatface.
April 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Papa Pizzaballa is the new Boaty McBoatface.
I would love to see Star Lord and Deadpool meet and have Wade get mad at Peter for beating him to the first f-bomb in the MCU.
March 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I would love to see Star Lord and Deadpool meet and have Wade get mad at Peter for beating him to the first f-bomb in the MCU.