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lupacabra
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Born to make art and chill with animals. Forced to struggle against a fascist regime. (🏳️‍⚧️any pronouns🏳️‍⚧️)
Pinned
I don't want to be well-liked by dispicable people. I don't desire to be palatable to the monsters who consume me.

I want to be the thorn that causes sepsis. I want to be the poisonous creature my predator chokes to death on.
Schadenfreude
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Man tries to steal your actual trophy so you make up an award (with trophy) to give him a few months later? Sounds like a smart idea.
Donald Trump has been awarded the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize.
December 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Just assuming that every time Trump pardons someone, it's because he himself has committed the crime the pardoned is charged with committing.
December 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Seeing photos of the man who's been calling Biden "Sleepy Joe" for years just passed the fuck out at his own ego-inflation propaganda press panels while people are talking to him fills me with a weird kind of burning hot rage I cannot explain.
December 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I am far too stupid to understand what any of this means. Who let me live on my own?
The top-10 carmakers by market cap make up 75% of global passenger car sales.

Tesla makes up less than 2%.

The Tesla bubble will be widely documented in history books.
December 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Reposted by lupacabra
The world would immediately improve if all billionaires dropped dead.
November 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
"that was so cute I'm gonna poop my pants I have to go home."
Cats are charismatic natural-born videobombers..

😹😻

The moment the cat steals the spotlight.

#cats #videobombing
December 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
He looks appalled. "Excuse me! This is a huge breach of Bodega Cat Etiquette!"
December 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Hahaha yOuNg PeOpLe DoN't KnOw WhAt tHiNgS aRe

Lazy.
Is this supposed to be funny?
“Okay, I know what vinyl is, and a record player – but what’s a shop?”

From the new Private Eye, out now.
December 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Is this supposed to be funny?
“Okay, I know what vinyl is, and a record player – but what’s a shop?”

From the new Private Eye, out now.
December 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Also worth mentioning, as a millennial who hears a lot about how soft my generation is as a result of them, I have never actually received a participation trophy.

Making fun of people for being given something you didn't actually give them? That's some boomer shit too
It baffles me when Boomers accuse Millenials of being soft because we got participation awards as kids. Like, we were children. YOU gave us the participation awards we didn't fucking ask for them. Making fun of your kids for something you did that they had no control over is so penultimate boomer.
December 2, 2025 at 6:51 AM
It's weird having a barely-sentient on-fire garbage can as a president
December 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I must again ask you to put the full address including zip code and state on your event flier when you're posting it online.
December 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Reposted by lupacabra
Reminder that Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024.

This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.

And we're supposed to believe Starbucks can't afford to bargain a fair contract with its unionized workers?
December 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
My gecko hasn't eaten a couple of the latest batch of crickets yet and I guess they've reached maturity because they won't shut the fuck up. Just near-constant cricket chirping for two days now and it's hard not to be a little salty with my gecko about it.
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Reposted by lupacabra
Fentanyl. Drug Overdoses, including Fentanyl, are not even in the top 20 causes of death in the USA. Cancer, Diabetes, Covid, Heart Disease all in the top 10, and all have had their research funding cut. They aren't murdering just Venezuelans. However they are killing us much slower.
December 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Lookit this trans pride sunset.
Vermont Sunset.during stick seaaon.
📸Adam Silverman
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I think a lot of people are learning for the first time just how poor they are during this discourse.
Because feeling fancy =/= luxury

I love Cole Haan shoes, that doesn't make it a luxury brand lol
anything above Walmart and thrift stores felt fancy to me as a kid, but that does not define a luxury brand.
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I did actually do a little Black Friday shopping.

It was to buy a handful of things from WeRateDogs
November 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I actually started to think they don't have those
Saw the craziest fuckin thing. A cybertruck used its turn signal.
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Shout out to whoever packaged my groceries and decided that the right place to put the bag of popcorn was between two 18-can cases of Celsius.

And thank you for your innovation of rendering food inedible by using it as packing padding.

Top notch performance, my guy
November 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
POV my happily purring calico Mabel is snuggling and getting tummy rubs
November 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The continued existence of Donald Trump and his entire cabinet is proof that either God isn't real or doesn't give a flying fuck about humanity.

So spare me your "prayers" because your God fucking blows.
November 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Here's the thing, my neighbors (adults and kids) scream so much at all hours of the day, that if there ever is an emergency that requires my intervention or immediate evacuation, I would have no way of knowing
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I'm sure that this is considered an artful mastery of the medium... However looking at this stresses me out so goddamn hard
Woof Shadow by Tachra Design in Tehran, Iran
photo: Parham Taghioff
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM