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Ian House
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Amateur opinions on writing, architecture, baseball, and antelope. Professional nothing. Words at ianhouseauthor.com .
It's too bad this happened too late in the year for Luigi Mangione-Brian Thompson couples Halloween costumes.
December 14, 2024 at 4:40 AM
The Padres are feeling so confident about landing Roki Sasaki that I have no doubt he'll be a Dodger.
December 11, 2024 at 12:18 AM
I'll grant that the Cowboys are indeed "America's Team" given how far into Fisher King territory everything's going.
December 10, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Vengeance is mine! After nigh on forty years of mockery, my crew cut socks are, at long last, Cool!
June 24, 2024 at 2:25 PM
You can't convince me that logo was an accident.
June 21, 2024 at 5:17 PM
My favorite scenes are the ones that have no dialogue or action, just sunsets, indie rock, and emotions.
May 29, 2024 at 6:25 PM
It's impressive coding that CVS managed to make their app feel more understaffed than one of their stores.
May 25, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Broadway Joe Stalin
Fightin' Joe Biden
Shoeless Joe Rogan
Jumpin' Joe Arpaio
Joltin' Joe the Plumber
March 30, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Between Padres opening day and Arizona in the Sweet Sixteen, this is a potentially fraught day for my mental health.
March 28, 2024 at 7:40 PM
I really wish ol ' Marty would have rounded up to an even hundred theses.
March 28, 2024 at 6:26 PM
The most important part of architectural drawing is to make sure no two lines meet exactly.
March 18, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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In California, when an Employer is made aware of an employee's disability, they are required to initiate and engage in the interactive process to determine reasonable accommodations for that employee to perform their essential job functions.
March 14, 2024 at 5:55 PM
The relevancy of numbered Star Trek movies and French republics is an inverse relationship.
February 20, 2024 at 10:34 PM
I was reading stories to my kid and she says there's a difference between the Gingerbread Man and the Ginger Man? Very confusing.
February 18, 2024 at 6:56 PM
I just got Rick rolled by a store PA system
February 4, 2024 at 10:33 PM
I beg your pardon!?
January 29, 2024 at 2:29 AM
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Got five minutes? Please help management at the California state university system regret putting a public snitch form online as part of their union busting activities. For instance, you could report Professor Plum in the library with a candlestick, or complain about Professor Snape.
And just learned that not only has management put the snitch form on the uni website, they've embedded it as a pop-up window in our Learning Management System to directly target our students and try to turn them against us.

app.smartsheet.com/b/form/2a762...
January 19, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Sometimes I worry about vanishing into the sands like Ozymandias but then I remember how many websites have pledged to "remember me."
January 18, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Nametags are a form of class warfare.
December 20, 2023 at 5:46 PM
Tired of rowing? This Polynesian navigator shares his ONE WEIRD TRICK for sailing against the wind. Oar manufacturers HATE him!
December 17, 2023 at 11:49 PM
If only there was a convenient way to remember how many leagues 'tis from Ushant to Scilly.
December 15, 2023 at 8:44 PM
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good morning, this came to me in my sleep
November 22, 2023 at 3:08 PM