Ian Kendall
@iankendallmagic.bsky.social
Magician and Uber-geek. Tall Tales is on Kindle. Several other books for magicians on Lulu.
November 22, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I solved today's Eightile in 16 seconds!
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November 20, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I solved today's Eightile in 16 seconds!
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eightile.com
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I watched House of Dynamite so you don't have to; it's just under two hours of well written, tense drama that completely slaps you in the face in the last minute, and not in a good way.
October 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I watched House of Dynamite so you don't have to; it's just under two hours of well written, tense drama that completely slaps you in the face in the last minute, and not in a good way.
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Big sigh. Watch this.
Can you see why the Yankees’ moment of silence, the lowered flags, the promise of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, feel like a gut punch to the very people he spent years targeting?
No one wished death on this man, but what we’re seeing right now is too f*cking much.
Can you see why the Yankees’ moment of silence, the lowered flags, the promise of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, feel like a gut punch to the very people he spent years targeting?
No one wished death on this man, but what we’re seeing right now is too f*cking much.
September 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Big sigh. Watch this.
Can you see why the Yankees’ moment of silence, the lowered flags, the promise of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, feel like a gut punch to the very people he spent years targeting?
No one wished death on this man, but what we’re seeing right now is too f*cking much.
Can you see why the Yankees’ moment of silence, the lowered flags, the promise of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, feel like a gut punch to the very people he spent years targeting?
No one wished death on this man, but what we’re seeing right now is too f*cking much.
I found an old frame, so bodge mounted my @happytoast.co.uk prints :)
September 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I found an old frame, so bodge mounted my @happytoast.co.uk prints :)
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When @lordarse.com came to Edinburgh :)
August 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
When @lordarse.com came to Edinburgh :)
@happytoast.co.uk another toast shirt in the wild :)
August 14, 2025 at 9:36 AM
@happytoast.co.uk another toast shirt in the wild :)
Tom Lehrer has left the building. I think @mitchbenn.bsky.social is prolly hit bad, but there's consolation in knowing that TL's legacy will be loooong and well remembered.
Apart from by Agnes, who is a bit under the weather.
Apart from by Agnes, who is a bit under the weather.
July 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Tom Lehrer has left the building. I think @mitchbenn.bsky.social is prolly hit bad, but there's consolation in knowing that TL's legacy will be loooong and well remembered.
Apart from by Agnes, who is a bit under the weather.
Apart from by Agnes, who is a bit under the weather.
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Back for its 3rd #edfringe ...
It's Dune! The Musical 🪱
This year I'll be performing daily at 12.35 (lunch) at the Voodoo Rooms behind the Apple Store on Princes Street 😎 (No show on 13th)
@dunethemusical.bsky.social
@edfringe.bsky.social
@freefringe.bsky.social
#dune #dunethemusical #worms
It's Dune! The Musical 🪱
This year I'll be performing daily at 12.35 (lunch) at the Voodoo Rooms behind the Apple Store on Princes Street 😎 (No show on 13th)
@dunethemusical.bsky.social
@edfringe.bsky.social
@freefringe.bsky.social
#dune #dunethemusical #worms
July 19, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Back for its 3rd #edfringe ...
It's Dune! The Musical 🪱
This year I'll be performing daily at 12.35 (lunch) at the Voodoo Rooms behind the Apple Store on Princes Street 😎 (No show on 13th)
@dunethemusical.bsky.social
@edfringe.bsky.social
@freefringe.bsky.social
#dune #dunethemusical #worms
It's Dune! The Musical 🪱
This year I'll be performing daily at 12.35 (lunch) at the Voodoo Rooms behind the Apple Store on Princes Street 😎 (No show on 13th)
@dunethemusical.bsky.social
@edfringe.bsky.social
@freefringe.bsky.social
#dune #dunethemusical #worms
Finally watched Children of Men. I imagine it was a tad bleak in 2007, but it's like watching a prediction in 2025...
Good film, though.
Good film, though.
July 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Finally watched Children of Men. I imagine it was a tad bleak in 2007, but it's like watching a prediction in 2025...
Good film, though.
Good film, though.
I now believe that Grok was trained on Musk's teenage diaries...
July 10, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I now believe that Grok was trained on Musk's teenage diaries...
You have to admit, there's a certain delicious irony in a party called 'Republican' essentially installing a king...
June 13, 2025 at 7:55 AM
You have to admit, there's a certain delicious irony in a party called 'Republican' essentially installing a king...
One of my favourite films, with a tangential personal connection. Enjoy.
ALIEN was released 46 years ago today. One of the definitive science fiction/horror movies, and among Ridley Scott’s best, the behind-the-scenes story is like the perfect organism…
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May 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
One of my favourite films, with a tangential personal connection. Enjoy.
Tomorrow MSPs vote on the first round Assisted Dying bill. The usual suspects have all said they will oppose the legislation.
My father died of AIDS in 1993; he said several times that he wanted to 'hit myself on the head, roll over, face the wall and go to sleep', but that was not to be...
My father died of AIDS in 1993; he said several times that he wanted to 'hit myself on the head, roll over, face the wall and go to sleep', but that was not to be...
May 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Tomorrow MSPs vote on the first round Assisted Dying bill. The usual suspects have all said they will oppose the legislation.
My father died of AIDS in 1993; he said several times that he wanted to 'hit myself on the head, roll over, face the wall and go to sleep', but that was not to be...
My father died of AIDS in 1993; he said several times that he wanted to 'hit myself on the head, roll over, face the wall and go to sleep', but that was not to be...
Looking at the Anelgin Marbles and trying to understand the BM argument. They need to be here.
May 5, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Looking at the Anelgin Marbles and trying to understand the BM argument. They need to be here.
So, apparently it's national haiku day, so here's a repost of Shakesku - the Complete Works of Shakespeare in seventeen syllables...
#Haiku
#Haiku
April 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
So, apparently it's national haiku day, so here's a repost of Shakesku - the Complete Works of Shakespeare in seventeen syllables...
#Haiku
#Haiku
One amusing aspect of migrating here from Tw was using (like many others, I fear) a tool that matches the names of Tweeps to people here. As a result, I seem to be following a bunch of people with the same name as people I know, but nothing at all to do with shared interests. Oh well...
April 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
One amusing aspect of migrating here from Tw was using (like many others, I fear) a tool that matches the names of Tweeps to people here. As a result, I seem to be following a bunch of people with the same name as people I know, but nothing at all to do with shared interests. Oh well...
Two different garages; this clutch is £700. Friend who runs a garage; this clutch is £82+VAT.
I know things are marked up, but 600%?
I know things are marked up, but 600%?
March 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Two different garages; this clutch is £700. Friend who runs a garage; this clutch is £82+VAT.
I know things are marked up, but 600%?
I know things are marked up, but 600%?
People have pointed out the Fleming book Moonraker, where the bad guy builds rockets and wants to take over the world because he's secretly a Nazi, but seem to have overlooked Goldfinger, which is about a megalomaniac who is obsessed with gold, cheats at golf, and is a Russian asset...
March 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
People have pointed out the Fleming book Moonraker, where the bad guy builds rockets and wants to take over the world because he's secretly a Nazi, but seem to have overlooked Goldfinger, which is about a megalomaniac who is obsessed with gold, cheats at golf, and is a Russian asset...
This is a wonderful film about a room with the lowest ceiling I've ever worked. Enjoy :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9rN...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9rN...
The Oldest Comedy Club in Britain
YouTube video by Millerbor
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March 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
This is a wonderful film about a room with the lowest ceiling I've ever worked. Enjoy :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9rN...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9rN...
You can't get quicker than a Kwik-Fit Fitter...
“Difficult difficult, lemon difficult”
February 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
You can't get quicker than a Kwik-Fit Fitter...
My entire online personality is based off of two words from a random username generator back in 1999. Maybe my entire offline personality too.
February 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Treated myself to @jazrignall.bsky.social's new book The Games of a Lifetime from @bitmapbooks.com. I wonder if I'm in time to get a postcard :)
February 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Treated myself to @jazrignall.bsky.social's new book The Games of a Lifetime from @bitmapbooks.com. I wonder if I'm in time to get a postcard :)