Ian Lord of the Onion Rings
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You can kinda tell this photo was taken during Miss Piggy’s heroin phase in the 90s. So glad she got though it.
December 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
You can kinda tell this photo was taken during Miss Piggy’s heroin phase in the 90s. So glad she got though it.
I've become far more financially literate than I ever thought possible in the past few years but I still don't understand why a major stock index is named after salt and pepper. Must have come from the old spice trade or something...
December 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I've become far more financially literate than I ever thought possible in the past few years but I still don't understand why a major stock index is named after salt and pepper. Must have come from the old spice trade or something...
Yeah, well, I'M buying Netflix, so who owns who now?
December 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Yeah, well, I'M buying Netflix, so who owns who now?
The blended up lentil-squash soup I made yesterday is basically baby food. I made myself and am feeding myself baby food. Just with turmeric and curry spices. Stupid babies don't have advanced enough palettes for my baby food. Idiot babies
December 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The blended up lentil-squash soup I made yesterday is basically baby food. I made myself and am feeding myself baby food. Just with turmeric and curry spices. Stupid babies don't have advanced enough palettes for my baby food. Idiot babies
@pablo.show I wonder why this random NBA player is trending on basketball-reference dot com? Are you gonna find out?
December 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
@pablo.show I wonder why this random NBA player is trending on basketball-reference dot com? Are you gonna find out?
The Chair Company would've been an absolutely perfect show had it not committed one single cardinal sin (Jim Downey's Douglas promised he'd dress up like a chicken to cheer up the office and they never pay that off)
December 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The Chair Company would've been an absolutely perfect show had it not committed one single cardinal sin (Jim Downey's Douglas promised he'd dress up like a chicken to cheer up the office and they never pay that off)
Breaux Bridge, Louisiana suggest there's a Jreff Bridge, Louisiana, and also probably a Llroyd Bridge, Louisiana. Will look into this further
December 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Breaux Bridge, Louisiana suggest there's a Jreff Bridge, Louisiana, and also probably a Llroyd Bridge, Louisiana. Will look into this further
More like Jaxson Fart
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
More like Jaxson Fart
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
I'm doomed.
I'm doomed.
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
I'm doomed.
I'm doomed.
Been sitting on this too long but I must break my silence: North Carolina should be called South Virginia. NO FURTHER QUESTIONS
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Been sitting on this too long but I must break my silence: North Carolina should be called South Virginia. NO FURTHER QUESTIONS
Just got to this part in the Ken Burns documentary
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Just got to this part in the Ken Burns documentary
The only thing about Wicked! that I’m curious about is if they explain how Glinda gets/turns into the big pink bubble
November 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The only thing about Wicked! that I’m curious about is if they explain how Glinda gets/turns into the big pink bubble
Wonder how Bill feels about his girl standing (and likely being lifted and tossed around) by the two sparkliest GigaChads in all the land...
Bill Belichick attended a cheerleading competition in Raleigh, where he supported his girlfriend Jordon, a member of a coed adult cheerleading team. #BillBelichick #CollegeFootball #football
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Wonder how Bill feels about his girl standing (and likely being lifted and tossed around) by the two sparkliest GigaChads in all the land...
Johnny Beecher flamed out in Boston so he could Flame on in Calgary
November 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Johnny Beecher flamed out in Boston so he could Flame on in Calgary
Get into STEM, kids. You'll get paid lots of money and make things that are constantly getting worse for everyone else in the world. Apps, software, etc... only needs to work or make sense about 10 percent of the time and it'll be considered a huge success.
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Get into STEM, kids. You'll get paid lots of money and make things that are constantly getting worse for everyone else in the world. Apps, software, etc... only needs to work or make sense about 10 percent of the time and it'll be considered a huge success.
I must once again humbly ask the world's leading climate scientists, do we really need wind, and if not, how can we eliminate it for good?
November 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I must once again humbly ask the world's leading climate scientists, do we really need wind, and if not, how can we eliminate it for good?
I don't WANT the rich and powerful who @pablo.show is exposing through journalism to actually get revenge on him, but I am chuffed by the idea of bald Steve Balmer leading an army of chronic masturbators toward his Manhattan studio, giving orders like, "GOONERS, ATTACK!!!"
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I don't WANT the rich and powerful who @pablo.show is exposing through journalism to actually get revenge on him, but I am chuffed by the idea of bald Steve Balmer leading an army of chronic masturbators toward his Manhattan studio, giving orders like, "GOONERS, ATTACK!!!"
Ducks-Avs is just as exciting of a regular season hockey game as it is the absolute worst uniform matchup in the league
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Ducks-Avs is just as exciting of a regular season hockey game as it is the absolute worst uniform matchup in the league
That’s a lotta Pasta
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
That’s a lotta Pasta
Engage Bathrobe Protocol
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Engage Bathrobe Protocol
Took maybe, I dunno, 45 seconds to instantly fall in love with Pluribus? The quick cut to all the scientists in the trailer killed me, and just the overall look, design, and feel. Man, you guys were not wrong
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Took maybe, I dunno, 45 seconds to instantly fall in love with Pluribus? The quick cut to all the scientists in the trailer killed me, and just the overall look, design, and feel. Man, you guys were not wrong
Andrew Cuomo has been banished to the Shadow Realm (Cortlandt Manor)
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Andrew Cuomo has been banished to the Shadow Realm (Cortlandt Manor)
Linda Belcher absolutely loves the new mayor
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Linda Belcher absolutely loves the new mayor
Sleepiness gets all the attention when daylight savings ends, but to me, it's the hunger. My tummy is like "feed me!" an hour earlier than it should be grumbly
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Sleepiness gets all the attention when daylight savings ends, but to me, it's the hunger. My tummy is like "feed me!" an hour earlier than it should be grumbly
Shot in the face?
November 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Shot in the face?