I love the Mr. Sparkle subplot, but to call the A-story completely forgettable is a bit harsh, the flashbacks give us two killer Ned lines back to back: "I think I may be coveting my own wife.

I'm meek, but... I could probably stand to be meeker."

I'm launching three concurrent hostile bids for WB, Netflix, and Paramount. Things are about to be very confusing for everyone, especially since I do not have the billions upon billions of dollars required for such a gambit

I bet @jaspercwang.bsky.social is looking at the books and wondering how much the coop would save if AI was answering Funbag questions. Idiot robots wouldn't know which words to hilariously capitalize

Why are you always so negative/positive? What are you, some kind of sports fan of a team that keeps you engaged just long enough before they inevitably let you down in all sorts of crushing manners?

We love all these books equally, Alan

But they look so tasty!

I have a question. If they're already red, how do we know when they're done steaming or boiling? Or are they ready to go, that's why they're red already? Just crawl onto my plate, little guys, I'm hungry!

Wow! I like all those people, just never have heard of Ted Danson? Some undiscovered, new, young up-and-comer?

Misread your guest's name. Was excited to hear Greta Thunburg calling you a capitalist pig in her intense Norwegian accent

Will you use any of those story ideas and have real Defectoids or freelancers tackle the coolest subjects?