Ian Lurie
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Ian Lurie
@ianlurie.bsky.social
Cynical idealist. Digital marketer. Dungeons & Dragons player. Writes over at ianlurie.com. he/him
Job security.
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
From now on I’m only giving you highly unstable combustibles. Oh, wait, I already did…
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
November 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
And the other half providing therapy for every bad SEO they've worked with.
October 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I’d 404 and call it a win.
October 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
And I say that from a place of love. We've been gaming together for 5 years and I wouldn't change a thing. Except a few NPC names.
October 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
That was a single 15-minute period, if I recall. Our games are like a clown trying to referee four trench coats filled with raccoons.
October 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Again: Crying myself to sleep.
October 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I cry myself to sleep.
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Lots of people don’t intend. And yet here you are, not apologizing. “I don’t mean it” is like “I’m sorry you misinterpreted”
October 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’m Jewish, and I’m adamantly opposed to Israel’s actions in Gaza. But you’re implying that because I’m Jewish, I support the genocide. You’re antisemitic.
October 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Figured that out about 20 seconds ago. Did you know there are these websites that'll let you search the entire internet for a photo?!!!! It's amazing!!!
October 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
It looks like a cross between a tire lever and a lego tool...
October 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Not the Gorg!!!! I need to build something on a more scalable platform. A few sites I work on are too big for Sheets. That’s not a flex - they need help. For now, though, Sheets are easy.
October 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM