Ian Straka
@ianstraka.bsky.social
I cook, bake, and play silly little games.
deep_squid on the internet
deep_squid on the internet
Well it's a known fact that that sign-holder in particular is trolling. Aella from Twitter.
February 9, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Well it's a known fact that that sign-holder in particular is trolling. Aella from Twitter.
jesus kill me for my inability to not post this shit pre-middle age is horrifying
February 7, 2026 at 11:33 PM
jesus kill me for my inability to not post this shit pre-middle age is horrifying
normalizing American communism in a roundabout way
February 7, 2026 at 11:32 PM
normalizing American communism in a roundabout way
gen X guy who likes The Dead Kennedys because they aren’t all “political”
February 7, 2026 at 7:47 AM
You don't see a lot of crossover between the pedophile crowd and the humiliation kink crowd. Brave.
February 5, 2026 at 9:30 PM
You don't see a lot of crossover between the pedophile crowd and the humiliation kink crowd. Brave.
yeah it's clearly going to be a problem for them to make any-fucking-thing happen as a consequence of Epstein
February 4, 2026 at 2:05 PM
yeah it's clearly going to be a problem for them to make any-fucking-thing happen as a consequence of Epstein
Literally the opposite. He's just trying to get the doctor to admit under oath that they don't.
February 4, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Literally the opposite. He's just trying to get the doctor to admit under oath that they don't.
Not enough people are even asking about the fourthhole queen
February 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Not enough people are even asking about the fourthhole queen
not to mention that he did it at 6 am on christmas morning
January 31, 2026 at 9:09 AM
not to mention that he did it at 6 am on christmas morning
implies the existence of an Edmurk Crab and an Eddmurk Crab
January 31, 2026 at 4:01 AM
implies the existence of an Edmurk Crab and an Eddmurk Crab
I feel like I should mention I borrowed this line from a comedian. I want to say Moses Storm but not 100% sure. He tweeted it and used it in a live set but I can't find either now.
January 29, 2026 at 7:11 AM
I feel like I should mention I borrowed this line from a comedian. I want to say Moses Storm but not 100% sure. He tweeted it and used it in a live set but I can't find either now.
bruce wayne if his parents didn't die
January 29, 2026 at 4:42 AM
bruce wayne if his parents didn't die
As an American, I've never used this word unironically before, but man is Newsome a fucking wanker.
January 29, 2026 at 4:23 AM
As an American, I've never used this word unironically before, but man is Newsome a fucking wanker.
Healing the damage that caused you to punch all that drywall by healing the drywall.
January 28, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Healing the damage that caused you to punch all that drywall by healing the drywall.
dividing by zero to own the libs
January 27, 2026 at 11:07 PM
dividing by zero to own the libs