* Clean a chimney
* Use a quill to write with
* Light an oil lamp
* Conjugate a verb in Latin

I propose razamataz as it it sounds more razmatazy.

No. They need dough to knead. And if they’re making it to sell, it’s because they need the dough.

“Nobody needs guns,” — liberal Americans as authoritarianism takes over the country and people are literally being kidnapped off the street by masked federal goons in masks.

This is literally when you need guns, idiots. Your argument is a few years out of date.

2028 had better be the American equivalent of Nuremberg. There’s a long list of crimes to address.

Oh my word. I can’t even imagine. Just add a dentist to the mix and you’ve got all the modern hells in one package.

I admire your strength.

I used a restroom in a restaurant a few days ago that was piping in an audiobook to the cubicle. I believe it was a classic novel. I’m conflicted on that one.

“Some people call me the space cowboy.”

No. No they don’t.

Legalization and decriminalizing are definitely two very different things.

Complete subserviance.

When a competent fascist can’t stand being near you and eye rolls you…

Her TV shows are what I watch when I miss living in the UK. A national treasure.