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ibiteipromise.bsky.social
The Feminominon
@ibiteipromise.bsky.social
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32, she/they, queer, rage-filled beanie baby with ADHD, & Bipolar 2.
Nonmonogomous, community oriented, and not afraid to bite a bitch.
Charcoochie Queen.
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Favorite sign from No Kings yesterday #fuglyslut #meangirls
A person im a grey hoodie, light blue jeans and white Vans is holding a white sign that says: "this girl is the nastiest spank bitch ive ever met. DO NOT TRUST HER. She is a fugly slut" with arrows pointing to a mugshot of Donald Trump. (From No Kings Protest, PDX)
June 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Look at this stuff, isn't it neat? #sunshine #picnic #imadethis #plants #plantmom #intraining
A pair of legs in green tights under a floral dress stick out on to a picnic blanket in the grass. It's a sunny day, it matches the Sunset design on the blanket. A purple lunch box and jacket lay on the blanket Blue plates with homemade burgers. Onion buns, grilled onions & mushrooms, waygu beef patties, avocado, lettuce. One is clear and crisp in the foreground, the other with a large bite taken out of it is in the background, out of focus A dark wooden shelf with 3 cubbies on top. Each containing plants - I wide pothos, some variety of ivy/creeping plants, and an angel wing begonia. There is bright indirect light filtering through blinds out of frame.
May 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Me pretty much anytime I open news articles or social media.
A poorly taxidermy ferret appears in 4 frames. Each frame gets closer and closer to the face of the poor deformed ferret. It has a shriveled, lips curled, disgusted/anxious kind of expression. A blurry ass screenshot of a screenshot should a classroom setting. There is a green chalkboard (so vintage), a teacher in a white shirt, and 4 students sitting in those annoying minidesks. One student, and African American with braids pulled back raises her hand. At the top, a white background woth black text reads: "Any questions?" The girl raising her hand has bold white font in the foreground that reads "yeah, what the fuck" in all caps.
April 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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I gots me a bell pecker 😍
A portrait: and sliced quater if a red bell pepper is on a white cutting board. Below the cut portion, there is a small dick and balls shaped piece that was found inside. Hence: bell pecker
April 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Ze plants in question:
Up close shot of a parietal of tulip called, "flower drift daffodil" - I think. Idk I googled it *shrug* Two very close together in the foreground. White, almost egg shaped petals around the center. Which is a burst of orange, ruffled petals curled under smaller white petals. In the background, and out of focus is what looks like a front yard in a neighborhood. The long skinny leaves & stems are visible as well. Green, dentated (meaning naturally "wrinkled". Golden hour sunlight illuminates & casts shadows showing even more definition to the texture of the leaf. Instead of flat and smooth, the leaf is textured with every single vein of it. Indented most with the main veins. Wrinkled, three dimensional. The background, out of focus, alludes to a forest area, perhaps with a creek or trail nearby. Bright pink flowers dangling in layers like a chandelier. A crown of blooms on top. The buds lower on the dangling blossom no as mature or ready to open up. There is sunlight, bright green leaves, and more of these flowery, upside-down, egg-shaped flower babies out of focus in the background.
March 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Suns out...toes...out? Eating lunch next to a freeway overpass never looked so good.

(Don't worry. My headphones drown out the traffic. Now Playing - Vanille Fraise, L'Impératrice)
In the foreground, there is a ziploc & Togo container of foods - prosciutto rolls ups & carrots with hummus. You see feet kicked out in the sun & beyond that, green grass, a blue sky with little white clouds.
March 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Shameless self-five

I've been making dinner at home almost every night for the last couple of weeks. I'm making healthy-for-me foods (mostly veggies, less carbs) and AND I am bringing leftovers to work.
Close up if a bowl of food that is blue, full of tasty foods. There is lettuce in the background of the bowl - red salsa on top of green avocado, and limes on the side. Shredded cheeses & a mixture of beans, veggies, & chicken underneath.
March 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Where I am at right now:
Light blue background, with flower accents (pink cherry blossoms and white vines) around a white bunny. In blue lettering it says: this too shall pass, but what the fuck
February 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Hate to be that guy, and I know a lot of us have been feeling it for a while, but....the end seems real nigh right bout now.
Elon Musk's X post: a series of American flag emojis(14 to he exact) is a response to Donald J. Trump aka the "Cheeto in Chief" (circa 2016) Trump, the presidential lapdog of Musk posts: "He who saves his Country does not violate any Law." Posted @ 2:14pm - February 15, 2025
February 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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The vibes I'm going for #ominouspositivity #resist #revolution
A cartoon drawing of an older woman (think grandma) wearing a short pearl necklace, and a purple sweater. Her eyes are HUGE and shiny. She is rolling a joint. There is a white text bubble on the left side of the image, it says: "Have the Courage to be disliked" in black lettering. There is a white text block at the top of the image, in bold black lettering it says: "Them: Are you really going to die for drag queens and queer folk?" An image of a an elven/alien woman (Kira from Deep Space 9) in a red uniform is holding a Lazer rifle, which is grey and black. She holds it with two hands, like a gattlan gun (a "grip" near the front and back). There is bold, white lettering on top of that image in the right side that reads: 'someone is'
February 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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I LIKE CUTE THINGS I WOMT APOLOGIZE FOR IT
Picture of the inside of a car, the radio and vents. There is a yellow post it note near the middle of the photo, it says: I love you! Nice butt! Hope you have a good day! You can do it! Etc. There is a stuffed mushroom with headphones hanging around it's head like it's wearing them. There is a rainbow and purple octopus hanging above the vents.
February 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Also also, dis
*screams externally*
February 4, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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If you are in the Portland, OR area between now and 2/17....go to OMSI. This is the COOLEST museum exhibit I have ever seen, and I visited A LOT of museums all over the world.

Every single creature is real, preserved, and not embellished in any way - aside from the arrangement. #art #nature #whoa
February 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Damn babe, WE THICC 🍑
#plantporn #ficus #bonsai
(Not my plant)
Close up of a potted plant. The pot is white with speckles if grey and blue. There green mossy material instead of soil. Then, you see - the PHAT FICUS booty. Two major roots join to what looks like a very curvy, voluptuous looking backside. You see see a blurred background if what looks like someone's house, as well as a few leaves/branches of the ficus.
January 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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The whole "whaddup losers" doesn't feel appropriate here.
Orange text, top right of image: Opinion Black, larger texts I knew one day od have yo watch the powerful men burn the world down - I just didn't expect them to be such lovers. Orange text, bottom left: Rebecca Shaw. All on a cream background
January 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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This. Except *my* ASD partner, remembers EVERYTHING, and is so organized he cannot fathom how I lose/forget things so often.... My adhd ass can't remember where I put my phone even though it was in my hand less than 10 seconds ago. X.x
Screenshot of a tweet, posted by @ginko_trees - black background with white lettering reads: "ADHD / ASD culture is being able to forget where you put something but being able to help everyone else find their shit in an instant bc you saw it one time a few weeks ago" There is a grey bar at the bottom that says: Posted in r/adhdmeme by u/browawaymon1
January 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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My girlfriend got me an entire pack of #fourthwing stickers 😍

Yer friendly neighborhood gorrll needs a new emotional support water bottle 💦👀
A variety of stickers are on a wooden table. There are small piles, most dragon related. All quotes, art in spired by, or images related to the series 'The Emperyon by Rebecca Yarros. Books called Fourth Wing and Iron Flame.
December 26, 2024 at 8:50 PM
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Got home last night 💗 love how much people like this carpet that makes me think of movie theatre party rooms from the 90s
Someone wearing greybskinny jeans, and black sneakers stands on a mostly green carpet. There is a repeating pattern in the carpet of blue, yellow, and red lines. Some straight, some arcs, vaguely in the shape of a sailboat.
December 16, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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Literally getting paid to hang out with this guy. Lookathim, LOOK.AT.HIM
The photo is dark, like it was taken at night, dark grass fading into blackness. Front and center is a goober if a dog. He's a malamute, so he's fluffy, white on his face and under belly/legs, but black/gray around his eyes, head, and back. His tongue is hanging out of the side of his mouth and almost looks like he is smiling. A hand from out of frame scratches his chest/belly region
December 4, 2024 at 5:43 AM
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Show me a picture (or pictures) on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie
A small smile on a stuffed animal, two all black eyes. It's fur (short hair) is pink, and has a light pink tummy. You cannot tell what kind of animal because it is a close up of the face. At the bottom, in all lowercase, black lettering, it says: i'm about to choose violence. Some own is holding a small, black, plastic pot - like the one you would find a plant store. You can see foliage in the background. There is a white price tag. In bold letters in the middle of the tag it says: SUCCULENT ASS in all caps. Below that it is priced at $6.99. A close up of a tattoo. Pale skin, thin hairs on the body part (arm or leg). The tattoo looks like a mushroom, but with the body of an ungendered person. Their head is the cap of the mushroom, and it has blue, Pink, and yellow dots on the top of the cap, as well as the gills underneath. They smile while they are on a corded phone. Also, they aren't wearing pants and have a Lil bubble butt that is blushing.
November 28, 2024 at 3:36 PM
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A man in a white dress shirt and cream, cuffed pants floats in a lilpad pond with a chest wound. A small arrow or dart sticks out from the wound as a blood begins to pool around the entry point. His arms and legs are floating as if he is unconscious, eyes closed. The water is deep blue, and lilypads are around him but not so dense you cannot see the water. The lilypads are a variety of shades of green, but the lily buds are all white at the base and fade into a bright pink at the tip.
November 23, 2024 at 5:35 PM
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When your best friend moves into a new place and the first thing she puts up is Polaroids of you both from the last 3 visits we've had 🥹😢😭 Long distance best friendships are so fucking hard dude.
A woman takes a picture if herself in the mirror, with Polaroid photos tucked into the outside of the mirror frame. The woman is wearing a cozy Grey knit sweater, grey/blue baggy pants. She has short hair up in a messy bun, frunge bangs, she is smirking. The Polaroids are against a white wall, tucked under the gold edge of the frame. The photos are of two friends hugging each other in different places. A dark room, against a brick wall, and in front of a tapestry.
November 23, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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Dis my lil guy
November 23, 2024 at 3:38 PM
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Princess Bubblegum at a Sofi Tukker concert

📸 : my gf 🥰
A feminine person looks directly at the camera. They are smirking with both hands on either side of their jaw, and fingers fanned out. She is wearing a rainbow bracelet made with beads, a white lab coat, with a pink top underneath. They are wearing pink makeup high lighting all their features (cheeks, eyebrows, etc.) She is also wearing stick-on gems on her forehead, and clear glasses. They have pink hair up in space buns, a gold headband, and multi-colored gummy bear hair pins. It is a flat gray background.
November 19, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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Top left corner: blue text "drink water..." For what? Just to piss again Center: a small, hand-drawn animal sits on the ground. It is vaguely dog shaped. It has blue circles for eyes, small dots of pink for the cheeks, and a curly tail. A glass of water, half full, sits in front of them. Bottom right: Life is a prison.
November 14, 2024 at 5:32 AM