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Ichaukan Shostakovich
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Staunch Utilitarian - He/Himbo - Mad scientist

"If the misery of the poor be not caused by the laws of nature but by our institutions, great is our sin." -Charles Darwin

Therefore, great is our sin.
These corpofascist freaks really want us conservationists to load our magazines back into their bank accounts after we've already liquidated.
January 6, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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"St Paul's Boulevard" - Michael McDermott
St. Paul's Boulevard
YouTube video by Michael McDermott - Topic
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January 6, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Benji going through old YT fitness videos and finding that one for "How to: Upside-Down Crunches" and being all "Wait, you can do that?!?", then breaking branches all over the neighborhood until he finds one strong enough for him to hang from.
January 5, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I'll be referencing this every time somebody tells me not to refer to the American Taliban Neogestapo as the American Taliban Neogestapo.
January 5, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Doesn't Iran still have a bounty on the felon traitor pedophile? If so, some brave souls in the state department could easily rid us of that parasite, give the other war criminal Bibi a giant middle finger and make some fat bank on top of it.
January 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Coal ash and industrial runoff for sure. It's basically distilled cancer.
January 5, 2026 at 10:58 PM
What's this? More sanitized corporate-friendly platitudes spoken with added inflection?

*yawn*
January 5, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Simple: The "big club" is made up of thieves, liars, traitors, rapists, murderers and pedophiles. The actual scum of the earth.
January 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Boy, Tatertat the Diddler sure is spiraling after getting his bell rung by a dude wearing pink gloves. I'm surprised he hasn't demanded a rematch yet.

Okay, I'm not surprised. Bet if I trained for a month or two though I could give him the Jake Paul jaw.
January 5, 2026 at 10:38 PM
The genetic cesspool only knows how to be pimps, perverts and con-artists.
January 5, 2026 at 10:36 PM
My mother worked in nursing for around 40 years and one phrase that always stuck around from even back when she started was "Ds still get degrees".
January 5, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Biblically accurate Stephen Miller.
January 5, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Another thing I miss about the 90s is we all called it Micro$haft, though I'm definitely okay with calling it Micro$lop.
January 5, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Every facet of "culture war" is designed to sow division amongst the masses so that we're too busy fighting each other to look up and see that ain't rain that's trickling down. It's worked for decades since the corpofascists keep moving the goalposts, but soon it'll be too big to ignore.
January 5, 2026 at 10:30 PM
And if we aren't allowed to vote them out, general strike.
January 5, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Everybody in the regime knows that this should have ended in January 2021, and their icon of worship is not long for this world.
January 5, 2026 at 10:27 PM
That sort of clickbait diarrhea was one of the things that drove me away from Huffington Post years ago. I think that was even before they sold out and basically became a fucking proxy storefront for Amazon.
January 5, 2026 at 9:14 PM
"Obstructing a roadway" is a cardinal sin to the American Taliban, except when it's their own Neogestapo terrorists doing it. The hypocrisy is beyond psychotic.
January 5, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I miss the 90s where caps-lock was "cruise control for cool".
January 5, 2026 at 7:26 PM