Evan Humphreys (IcyAuron)
@icyauron.bsky.social
エヴァン
A benevolent wiseass known for loving the cold.
Avid fan of video games, anime, music, and comedy.
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A benevolent wiseass known for loving the cold.
Avid fan of video games, anime, music, and comedy.
https://myanimelist.net/profile/Icy_Auron
https://www.facebook.com/IcyAuron
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Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/
Reboot used to be a dirty word, but we currently live in a time where things coming back are absolutely killing it. Just to name a few, Bleach, Devil May Cry, Dexter, Three Days Grace, and Scrubs.
September 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Reboot used to be a dirty word, but we currently live in a time where things coming back are absolutely killing it. Just to name a few, Bleach, Devil May Cry, Dexter, Three Days Grace, and Scrubs.
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Couple So Wealthy They Have Own Live-In Children https://theonion.com/couple-so-wealthy-they-have-own-live-in-children/
September 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Couple So Wealthy They Have Own Live-In Children https://theonion.com/couple-so-wealthy-they-have-own-live-in-children/
The First Berserker: Khazan has ruined me for Souls games. I can’t go back to most of From’s games anymore, because Khazan is simply that much better. I haven’t gotten a chance to play Clair Obscur yet, but Khazan is without question my game of the year so far.
August 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The First Berserker: Khazan has ruined me for Souls games. I can’t go back to most of From’s games anymore, because Khazan is simply that much better. I haven’t gotten a chance to play Clair Obscur yet, but Khazan is without question my game of the year so far.
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Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.
August 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.
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For fans of Dimension 20, ya boy *also* just signed a new long-term contract for non-stop new seasons of D20 (just finished up shooting one of my favorite SideQuest seasons of all time and we’re gearing up for TWO brand new Intrepid Hero Seasons!) --
August 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
For fans of Dimension 20, ya boy *also* just signed a new long-term contract for non-stop new seasons of D20 (just finished up shooting one of my favorite SideQuest seasons of all time and we’re gearing up for TWO brand new Intrepid Hero Seasons!) --
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A small but extremely useful addition!
A small but extremely useful addition!
New PS5 system update beta previews DualSense wireless controller pairing across multiple devices
Beta participants will have access to the new feature starting tomorrow.
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July 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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A small but extremely useful addition!
A small but extremely useful addition!
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New song of the summer? "Go F**k Yourself" is now streaming on all major music platforms: stem.ffm.to/jsgfy
Jon Stewart - Go Fuck Yourself
Choose your preferred music service
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July 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
New song of the summer? "Go F**k Yourself" is now streaming on all major music platforms: stem.ffm.to/jsgfy
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I’ll be cancelling Paramount+ the day it happens. Absolutely insane to do this to such a beloved show.
I’ll be cancelling Paramount+ the day it happens. Absolutely insane to do this to such a beloved show.
Stephen Colbert Announces The Cancellation Of “The Late Show”
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July 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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I’ll be cancelling Paramount+ the day it happens. Absolutely insane to do this to such a beloved show.
I’ll be cancelling Paramount+ the day it happens. Absolutely insane to do this to such a beloved show.
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"It’s time to just accept that some people like having sex with kids and focus on the fantastic things we’re doing to win back the respect of the world." — Donald Trump theonion.com/trump-urges-...
July 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
"It’s time to just accept that some people like having sex with kids and focus on the fantastic things we’re doing to win back the respect of the world." — Donald Trump theonion.com/trump-urges-...
Today is the Monday-iest Monday to ever Monday.
July 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Today is the Monday-iest Monday to ever Monday.
Finally pulled the plug on iTunes and sent it to the software beyond (say hi to AIM for me). I rarely use it (hence still having it), but the lack of a dark mode is a deal breaker. Apple Music isn't amazing, but the fact that it instantly pulled my iTunes library was a massive, welcome advantage.
July 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Finally pulled the plug on iTunes and sent it to the software beyond (say hi to AIM for me). I rarely use it (hence still having it), but the lack of a dark mode is a deal breaker. Apple Music isn't amazing, but the fact that it instantly pulled my iTunes library was a massive, welcome advantage.
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Allergic Swelling Leaves Kristi Noem’s Face Completely Recognizable
June 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Allergic Swelling Leaves Kristi Noem’s Face Completely Recognizable
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GOP Lawmakers Clarify Their Hate-Filled Rhetoric Only Meant To Stoke Fundraising
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June 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
GOP Lawmakers Clarify Their Hate-Filled Rhetoric Only Meant To Stoke Fundraising
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Are you ready for #MTGxFINALFANTASY? It's now available for preorder on MTG Arena.
Preorder here: magic.wizards.com/en/mtgarena/preorder
Preorder here: magic.wizards.com/en/mtgarena/preorder
May 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Are you ready for #MTGxFINALFANTASY? It's now available for preorder on MTG Arena.
Preorder here: magic.wizards.com/en/mtgarena/preorder
Preorder here: magic.wizards.com/en/mtgarena/preorder
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Trump is presenting himself as a Jedi, but his lightsaber is telling a whole other story...
May 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Trump is presenting himself as a Jedi, but his lightsaber is telling a whole other story...
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Jon on Trump's First 100 Days: Destroying America's Reputation, Economy, and Leverage
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Jon on Trump's First 100 Days: Destroying America's Reputation, Economy, & Leverage | The Daily Show
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April 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Jon on Trump's First 100 Days: Destroying America's Reputation, Economy, and Leverage
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Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
WASHINGTON—Looking around with despair as he searched for an open seat in the Pentagon cafeteria, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly forced to drink his lunch alone Wednesday. Acco...
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April 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
NEW HAVEN, CT—Calling such concern for linguistic precision a clear indicator of a thriving country, a panel of historians from Yale University issued a statement Thursday announcing that quibbling ov...
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April 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
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You’re Not The Man I Married—You’re Significantly More Attractive And Loving
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April 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
You’re Not The Man I Married—You’re Significantly More Attractive And Loving
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They didn't need to go nearly this hard, but they did, and it instantly elevates a silly idea into a legitimate concept: www.imdb.com/title/tt3303...
Date Everything! (Video Game 2025) - Full cast & crew - IMDb
Date Everything! (Video Game 2025) - Cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more.
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April 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
They didn't need to go nearly this hard, but they did, and it instantly elevates a silly idea into a legitimate concept: www.imdb.com/title/tt3303...
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FBI Warns Of ‘American Dream’ Scam
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April 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
FBI Warns Of ‘American Dream’ Scam
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“No pig’s got the emotional intelligence to talk this out so everybody walks away unharmed. You want to prove you’re not a badge, we need to see some serious empathy and rapport-building.”
“No pig’s got the emotional intelligence to talk this out so everybody walks away unharmed. You want to prove you’re not a badge, we need to see some serious empathy and rapport-building.”
Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
LOS ANGELES—Faced with one final test before his admission to the criminal organization, gang initiate Hector Gunnerson was reportedly forced to peacefully deescalate a conflict Thursday to prove that...
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March 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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“No pig’s got the emotional intelligence to talk this out so everybody walks away unharmed. You want to prove you’re not a badge, we need to see some serious empathy and rapport-building.”
“No pig’s got the emotional intelligence to talk this out so everybody walks away unharmed. You want to prove you’re not a badge, we need to see some serious empathy and rapport-building.”