Bitch Pudding 🎀
@id0rkable.bsky.social
🎀 gaslight. gatekeep. girl boss. 🎀
I identify as a problem. my skeets are between me and God
I identify as a problem. my skeets are between me and God
Google reminded me that 5 years ago I called the cops on the HOA lady who stole my door mat.
October 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Google reminded me that 5 years ago I called the cops on the HOA lady who stole my door mat.
Auto blocked. Love that for me.
October 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Auto blocked. Love that for me.
Absolute daddy's girl btw.
September 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Absolute daddy's girl btw.
I'm also happy that I could have had my mom come with me.
September 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I'm also happy that I could have had my mom come with me.
Took the womb nugget to Colorado for her 9th.
September 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Took the womb nugget to Colorado for her 9th.
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
August 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
Him: *sends me to voice mail* I'm busy
Me shuffling through all of my personalities trying to narrow down the La Toxica™️ I want to be:
Me shuffling through all of my personalities trying to narrow down the La Toxica™️ I want to be:
August 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Him: *sends me to voice mail* I'm busy
Me shuffling through all of my personalities trying to narrow down the La Toxica™️ I want to be:
Me shuffling through all of my personalities trying to narrow down the La Toxica™️ I want to be:
Him: I'll never take you fishing
Me with my pink fishing pole and barbie snackle box that he bought for me anyway: oh okay
Me with my pink fishing pole and barbie snackle box that he bought for me anyway: oh okay
August 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Him: I'll never take you fishing
Me with my pink fishing pole and barbie snackle box that he bought for me anyway: oh okay
Me with my pink fishing pole and barbie snackle box that he bought for me anyway: oh okay
Literally this. The first time I heard Avicii's Levels.
August 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Literally this. The first time I heard Avicii's Levels.
Still one of my fave pics
July 18, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Still one of my fave pics
Lol I don't even care
July 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Lol I don't even care
So I'll be on insta living my best subby life liking dark shit and then look to the bottom left AND MY DON HAS ALREADY BEEN HERE. and now I'm scared for the weekend.
June 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
So I'll be on insta living my best subby life liking dark shit and then look to the bottom left AND MY DON HAS ALREADY BEEN HERE. and now I'm scared for the weekend.
If you ever see the big dutty box Ulta put this ONE lipgloss in...
June 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
If you ever see the big dutty box Ulta put this ONE lipgloss in...
A di end of di day a night.
June 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
A di end of di day a night.
I did not. Those are three different cases btw.
June 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I did not. Those are three different cases btw.
My weekend was actually quite lovely.
June 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My weekend was actually quite lovely.
I did not hate the trip.
June 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I did not hate the trip.
This is how me and my Dom fight btw.
June 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This is how me and my Dom fight btw.
Yea... He wasn't exactly pleased about my life choices either
June 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Yea... He wasn't exactly pleased about my life choices either
