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I identify as a problem. my skeets are between me and God
I identify as a problem. my skeets are between me and God
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@id0rkable.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Btw I'm not over here to turn over a new leaf. I'm doing the same bullshit. You followed me (TWICE) for a reason.
How is terrible is the death when a skin walker calls you outside and you answer? Asking for me.
January 22, 2026 at 3:50 AM
How is terrible is the death when a skin walker calls you outside and you answer? Asking for me.
Nobody fucking cares
Can't rock with the brother anymore after that smack.
a woman says i 'm good in a striped shirt
ALT: a woman says i 'm good in a striped shirt
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Nobody fucking cares
Shoot. Through. The. Door.
🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional!
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
January 22, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Shoot. Through. The. Door.
I was today years old when I realized politicians can just... Fix stuff. Immediately.
If you book a hotel for $200, you should pay $200.
Today, we shut down hotel junk fees and surprise credit card holds. The price you see is the price you pay.
Today, we shut down hotel junk fees and surprise credit card holds. The price you see is the price you pay.
January 22, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I was today years old when I realized politicians can just... Fix stuff. Immediately.
It is 2026. STOP HAVING BABIES BY NIGGAS THAT HATE YOU.
January 21, 2026 at 12:50 AM
It is 2026. STOP HAVING BABIES BY NIGGAS THAT HATE YOU.
This is most definitely a choice.
No comment. 😒
January 20, 2026 at 2:49 AM
This is most definitely a choice.
Spaghetti and Texas toast...
January 19, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Spaghetti and Texas toast...
This is what they are trying to convince you is better than Beyonce btw.
Me on top of the boxes in your new place:
January 19, 2026 at 5:01 AM
This is what they are trying to convince you is better than Beyonce btw.
Pour one out for a really nigga.
(A dude off my roster/team moved away)
(A dude off my roster/team moved away)
a regular show cartoon shows a raccoon drinking from a can of soda
ALT: a regular show cartoon shows a raccoon drinking from a can of soda
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Pour one out for a really nigga.
(A dude off my roster/team moved away)
(A dude off my roster/team moved away)
As a girl who only fucks nerds he can go. Go straight to hell. Your personality was probably trash as hell.
let’s talk about this.
the problem isn’t that women don’t want “nerdy” men in the traditional sense.
the problem is yall lack grooming habits that appeal to women.
the problem isn’t that women don’t want “nerdy” men in the traditional sense.
the problem is yall lack grooming habits that appeal to women.
January 17, 2026 at 4:22 PM
As a girl who only fucks nerds he can go. Go straight to hell. Your personality was probably trash as hell.
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People laughing at Kai Cenat for looking up a word let's me know you not a real reader…
January 15, 2026 at 10:29 PM
People laughing at Kai Cenat for looking up a word let's me know you not a real reader…
ITS BEEN TEN YEARS SINCE MAPPA PROMISED US THE SECOND SEASON OF YURI ON ICE
January 16, 2026 at 1:43 AM
ITS BEEN TEN YEARS SINCE MAPPA PROMISED US THE SECOND SEASON OF YURI ON ICE
... So this not AI? her head just sitting on her neck like that?
"Immigrant populations commit crimes at lower rates than native-born populations, so if this is actually about crime, how do you answer for that?"
Katie Zacharia: "You are lumping in illegal immigrants and regular immigrants."
"Both commit crimes at lower rates than native-born Americans."
Katie Zacharia: "You are lumping in illegal immigrants and regular immigrants."
"Both commit crimes at lower rates than native-born Americans."
January 16, 2026 at 12:37 AM
... So this not AI? her head just sitting on her neck like that?
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Every 3-5 business day men will get online and say women don’t like nerds..naw they don’t like you bro….I definitely love nerds..some of yall just fucking annoying..
a woman with braids is making a funny face and says that 's it .
ALT: a woman with braids is making a funny face and says that 's it .
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Every 3-5 business day men will get online and say women don’t like nerds..naw they don’t like you bro….I definitely love nerds..some of yall just fucking annoying..
Perfectionist by Natalia Kills. Or Meteora by Linkin Park.
If someone put $1,000,000 on the table and said you had to listen to one album on repeat for 48 hours straight…
what album are you risking your sanity for?
what album are you risking your sanity for?
a hand is holding a discman device in front of a table
ALT: a hand is holding a discman device in front of a table
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Perfectionist by Natalia Kills. Or Meteora by Linkin Park.
It is 2026. Y'all need to stop having babies by men that don't like you.
January 14, 2026 at 1:08 AM
It is 2026. Y'all need to stop having babies by men that don't like you.
You know if you just shoot them as they bust in they will be more careful fucking around.
A video of ICE agents conducting door-to-door searches today in Minneapolis
The homeowner requests a warrant repeatedly, is told they don't require one, then is told they're getting it, then the agents storm in anyway
They also point a taser at her to try and disrupt filming
The homeowner requests a warrant repeatedly, is told they don't require one, then is told they're getting it, then the agents storm in anyway
They also point a taser at her to try and disrupt filming
January 12, 2026 at 6:16 PM
You know if you just shoot them as they bust in they will be more careful fucking around.
Not badly enough.
Trump said in an interview with the NYT that he believed civil rights-era protections resulted in white people being “very badly treated”
Trump Says Civil Rights Led to White People Being ‘Very Badly Treated’
www.nytimes.com
January 12, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Not badly enough.
I love all women and ONE specific kind of man.
As a bi woman I need you to understand that I love all women and maybe can tolerate 3 men. So if I like you as a man??!!! Count your lucky stars!!!!!!
January 12, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I love all women and ONE specific kind of man.
Imagine. Indicted for telling the truth.
WASHINGTON (AP) — DOJ subpoenas Federal Reserve, says its chairman, who says he could be indicted over testimony on office renovations.
January 12, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Imagine. Indicted for telling the truth.
Cracking the spine of a book would have given me the ick ngl.
He was annoyed by me folding and cracking the spines of my paperback books while I was reading. He read his by carefully parting the pages and peeking in. Like a pervert. Absolutely degenerate behaviour.
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..
And that shit is HILARIOUS.
And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 8, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Cracking the spine of a book would have given me the ick ngl.
As they should.
I told a guy I was eating eggs Benedict and he asked me what kinda fancy shit was that and I immediately blocked him.
I told a guy I was eating eggs Benedict and he asked me what kinda fancy shit was that and I immediately blocked him.
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..
And that shit is HILARIOUS.
And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 5:34 AM
As they should.
I told a guy I was eating eggs Benedict and he asked me what kinda fancy shit was that and I immediately blocked him.
I told a guy I was eating eggs Benedict and he asked me what kinda fancy shit was that and I immediately blocked him.
Waiting on my kid to finish watching soul eater so I can traumatize her with the real ending.
January 5, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Waiting on my kid to finish watching soul eater so I can traumatize her with the real ending.
I am actually baffled that anyone uses OneDrive. Are we not saving things to externals anymore?
great video from @jasonkpargin.bsky.social explaining very clearly how and why microsoft onedrive is not to be trusted: www.tiktok.com/@jasonkpargi...
January 5, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I am actually baffled that anyone uses OneDrive. Are we not saving things to externals anymore?