Bitch Pudding π
@id0rkable.bsky.social
π gaslight. gatekeep. girl boss. π
I identify as a problem. my skeets are between me and God
I identify as a problem. my skeets are between me and God
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Bitch Pudding π
@id0rkable.bsky.social
Β· Nov 13
Btw I'm not over here to turn over a new leaf. I'm doing the same bullshit. You followed me (TWICE) for a reason.
As they should.
I told a guy I was eating eggs Benedict and he asked me what kinda fancy shit was that and I immediately blocked him.
I told a guy I was eating eggs Benedict and he asked me what kinda fancy shit was that and I immediately blocked him.
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..
And that shit is HILARIOUS.
And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 5:34 AM
As they should.
I told a guy I was eating eggs Benedict and he asked me what kinda fancy shit was that and I immediately blocked him.
I told a guy I was eating eggs Benedict and he asked me what kinda fancy shit was that and I immediately blocked him.
Waiting on my kid to finish watching soul eater so I can traumatize her with the real ending.
January 5, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Waiting on my kid to finish watching soul eater so I can traumatize her with the real ending.
Am I the only one just walking around with a 1 TB hard drive on my hip because they ain't nobody catching me saving shit locally where the AI gods can look at it whenever they want.
January 5, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Am I the only one just walking around with a 1 TB hard drive on my hip because they ain't nobody catching me saving shit locally where the AI gods can look at it whenever they want.
I am actually baffled that anyone uses OneDrive. Are we not saving things to externals anymore?
great video from @jasonkpargin.bsky.social explaining very clearly how and why microsoft onedrive is not to be trusted: www.tiktok.com/@jasonkpargi...
January 5, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I am actually baffled that anyone uses OneDrive. Are we not saving things to externals anymore?
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the fact that y'all made this image is why i am still NOT "rooting for everybody black," and i will not be using you as a news source. disgusting
COMMENTARY: In 2025 Black Culture Claimed Ownership Not Permission
NNPA NEWSWIRE β Across platforms, Black pop culture in 2025 resisted dilution. Virality lost its grip. Ownership replaced access. Community replaced ...
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NNPA NEWSWIRE β Across platforms, Black pop culture in 2025 resisted dilution. Virality lost its grip. Ownership replaced access. Community replaced ...
blackpressusa.com?p=1132595
#BlackSky
COMMENTARY: In 2025 Black Culture Claimed Ownership Not Permission
NNPA NEWSWIRE β Across platforms, Black pop culture in 2025 resisted dilution. Virality lost its grip. Ownership replaced access. Community replaced clicks. The work did not ask to be understood. It stood where it was.
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January 5, 2026 at 11:41 AM
the fact that y'all made this image is why i am still NOT "rooting for everybody black," and i will not be using you as a news source. disgusting
Did you know that in the Ghost in the Shell universe, Hetero sex is illegal? Gay sex only.
January 5, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Did you know that in the Ghost in the Shell universe, Hetero sex is illegal? Gay sex only.
Dick aside I went over my bfs house to get my back blown out and he had me doing this for 15 mins straight instead
December 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Dick aside I went over my bfs house to get my back blown out and he had me doing this for 15 mins straight instead
We need a new word for real because I cost somebody out dog rotten and they told me that they couldn't be homophobic because they weren't afraid of gay people and I'm like the definition also includes the word AVERSION. People are being slick because they don't fit the definition to a t anymore
December 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
We need a new word for real because I cost somebody out dog rotten and they told me that they couldn't be homophobic because they weren't afraid of gay people and I'm like the definition also includes the word AVERSION. People are being slick because they don't fit the definition to a t anymore
If you a girl in a GAY bar I expect you like coochie. I'm here for the coochie!!
December 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If you a girl in a GAY bar I expect you like coochie. I'm here for the coochie!!
What I hate is like when you hit on the straight girls not knowing that they're straight girls they go "ew I'm not gay" bitch it's a GAY bar, why are you here?.
This is happening to 4West now. I was there recently and it was mostly women.
I also had a friend tell me that he saw women in the dark room at a gay club in Hell Kitchen. π Iβ
I also had a friend tell me that he saw women in the dark room at a gay club in Hell Kitchen. π Iβ
December 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
What I hate is like when you hit on the straight girls not knowing that they're straight girls they go "ew I'm not gay" bitch it's a GAY bar, why are you here?.
Where can I sign
December 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Where can I sign
It's not about being a deadbeat. It is about giving money to a person. They hate they're not going to do it
December 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
It's not about being a deadbeat. It is about giving money to a person. They hate they're not going to do it
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My friend was wearing some high waters and a teacher said to him βPut some sugar in your shoes so they can sweet talk your pants down!β
That was his villain origin story.
That was his villain origin story.
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
My friend was wearing some high waters and a teacher said to him βPut some sugar in your shoes so they can sweet talk your pants down!β
That was his villain origin story.
That was his villain origin story.
Have the day you voted for!
December 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Have the day you voted for!
I'm finna have a baby for funsies
December 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I'm finna have a baby for funsies
Granted I got a better job but I am in the hole by two months π€ I'm just a girl.
December 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Granted I got a better job but I am in the hole by two months π€ I'm just a girl.
Took FMLA with ZERO plans for where the income was gonna come from π
I donβt give a shit about your accomplishments this year. Whatβs the dumbest shit you did the past 12 months? The truly stupidest decision you made in 2025?
December 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Took FMLA with ZERO plans for where the income was gonna come from π
They are still making these? Why?
December 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
They are still making these? Why?
AHMED FROM FEDEX WHERE IS MY PACKAGE????
December 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
AHMED FROM FEDEX WHERE IS MY PACKAGE????
Ava is the perfect mix of her parents because if you put her beside Ryan she looks just like him.
December 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Ava is the perfect mix of her parents because if you put her beside Ryan she looks just like him.
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this is the ideal gay couple.
you may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry looks like.
you may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry looks like.
July 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
this is the ideal gay couple.
you may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry looks like.
you may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry looks like.
This is not a real place LOL
December 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
This is not a real place LOL