Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵
@ideamonkey.bsky.social
Often sweary. Sometimes funny. Occasionally insightful. (I'm working on the order, but no promises) Currently living on a branch up in a tree 🐒🌴
Event medic ⛑️
Patient Transport Officer 🚑
Paramedic in training 🚨
(Reformed advertiser 🥴)
Event medic ⛑️
Patient Transport Officer 🚑
Paramedic in training 🚨
(Reformed advertiser 🥴)
BREAKING: The UK is sending a single military officer to Greenland at the request of Denmark to participate in a multi-nation exercise
January 15, 2026 at 3:43 AM
BREAKING: The UK is sending a single military officer to Greenland at the request of Denmark to participate in a multi-nation exercise
It's got a nose that looks a lot like a woman's electric razor 🧐😂
I'd drive it in constant fear that a female forest giant would pick it up and try and shave her underarms with it
I'd drive it in constant fear that a female forest giant would pick it up and try and shave her underarms with it
January 15, 2026 at 1:30 AM
It's got a nose that looks a lot like a woman's electric razor 🧐😂
I'd drive it in constant fear that a female forest giant would pick it up and try and shave her underarms with it
I'd drive it in constant fear that a female forest giant would pick it up and try and shave her underarms with it
The simple fact that the obviously needed 'gun reform laws' are being addressed as part of the Hate Crime bullshit tells you that NO-ONE is taking gun law reform seriously.
January 15, 2026 at 12:24 AM
The simple fact that the obviously needed 'gun reform laws' are being addressed as part of the Hate Crime bullshit tells you that NO-ONE is taking gun law reform seriously.
Adventures in Autistic Logic
Episode 4,219
Episode 4,219
January 14, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Adventures in Autistic Logic
Episode 4,219
Episode 4,219
Meanwhile, in South Korea 👇
Do 'something' at least
Do 'something' at least
January 13, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Meanwhile, in South Korea 👇
Do 'something' at least
Do 'something' at least
Hey America,
I'm just going to leave this here. Think about it, is all I'm asking
I'm just going to leave this here. Think about it, is all I'm asking
January 13, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Hey America,
I'm just going to leave this here. Think about it, is all I'm asking
I'm just going to leave this here. Think about it, is all I'm asking
Okay, I'll be honest now
Most of the time I shitpost stuff. Sometimes i genuinely try to post things I think are important
But when I see how much engagement a garbage post like this gets, I do wonder why the fuck I bother at all
And don't try and tell me you feel differently 🤨
Most of the time I shitpost stuff. Sometimes i genuinely try to post things I think are important
But when I see how much engagement a garbage post like this gets, I do wonder why the fuck I bother at all
And don't try and tell me you feel differently 🤨
January 13, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Okay, I'll be honest now
Most of the time I shitpost stuff. Sometimes i genuinely try to post things I think are important
But when I see how much engagement a garbage post like this gets, I do wonder why the fuck I bother at all
And don't try and tell me you feel differently 🤨
Most of the time I shitpost stuff. Sometimes i genuinely try to post things I think are important
But when I see how much engagement a garbage post like this gets, I do wonder why the fuck I bother at all
And don't try and tell me you feel differently 🤨
FIFA controls that decision
But FIFA is THE most corrupt company that exists today. Totally unregulated. Pure grift
Awarded World Cup hosting rights to both Russia and then Qatar (GTFO 🥴😂)
But wait. Hold my fucking beer please.
They just INVENTED a peace prize just for Chump
Nothing will change
But FIFA is THE most corrupt company that exists today. Totally unregulated. Pure grift
Awarded World Cup hosting rights to both Russia and then Qatar (GTFO 🥴😂)
But wait. Hold my fucking beer please.
They just INVENTED a peace prize just for Chump
Nothing will change
January 11, 2026 at 8:56 AM
FIFA controls that decision
But FIFA is THE most corrupt company that exists today. Totally unregulated. Pure grift
Awarded World Cup hosting rights to both Russia and then Qatar (GTFO 🥴😂)
But wait. Hold my fucking beer please.
They just INVENTED a peace prize just for Chump
Nothing will change
But FIFA is THE most corrupt company that exists today. Totally unregulated. Pure grift
Awarded World Cup hosting rights to both Russia and then Qatar (GTFO 🥴😂)
But wait. Hold my fucking beer please.
They just INVENTED a peace prize just for Chump
Nothing will change
Consecutive news articles👇🥴
Yesterday in Syd it was 43c at 7pm
Now it's 3:30pm and I'm in a jumper bc it's only 19.5c
Aust has ALWAYS been a hard country. Our environment is equal parts beautiful and punishing. Something most Aussies are proud of ✊
Climate change is going to kill us 🥺
Yesterday in Syd it was 43c at 7pm
Now it's 3:30pm and I'm in a jumper bc it's only 19.5c
Aust has ALWAYS been a hard country. Our environment is equal parts beautiful and punishing. Something most Aussies are proud of ✊
Climate change is going to kill us 🥺
January 11, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Consecutive news articles👇🥴
Yesterday in Syd it was 43c at 7pm
Now it's 3:30pm and I'm in a jumper bc it's only 19.5c
Aust has ALWAYS been a hard country. Our environment is equal parts beautiful and punishing. Something most Aussies are proud of ✊
Climate change is going to kill us 🥺
Yesterday in Syd it was 43c at 7pm
Now it's 3:30pm and I'm in a jumper bc it's only 19.5c
Aust has ALWAYS been a hard country. Our environment is equal parts beautiful and punishing. Something most Aussies are proud of ✊
Climate change is going to kill us 🥺
This INFURIATES me about the Democrats
Trump/MAGA are ignoring and/or blatantly breaking every domestic and international law known to mankind
FFS, Trump's thugs are now openly murdering American citizens in the streets
The Dems: 'We demand another meeting about all this'
Trump/MAGA are ignoring and/or blatantly breaking every domestic and international law known to mankind
FFS, Trump's thugs are now openly murdering American citizens in the streets
The Dems: 'We demand another meeting about all this'
January 11, 2026 at 2:41 AM
This INFURIATES me about the Democrats
Trump/MAGA are ignoring and/or blatantly breaking every domestic and international law known to mankind
FFS, Trump's thugs are now openly murdering American citizens in the streets
The Dems: 'We demand another meeting about all this'
Trump/MAGA are ignoring and/or blatantly breaking every domestic and international law known to mankind
FFS, Trump's thugs are now openly murdering American citizens in the streets
The Dems: 'We demand another meeting about all this'
Nope, get fucked.
You're losing your guns. Esp the high-powered ones that you're not even meant to have anyway.
If you don't like it, go and have a sook in the corner.
You're losing your guns. Esp the high-powered ones that you're not even meant to have anyway.
If you don't like it, go and have a sook in the corner.
January 10, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Nope, get fucked.
You're losing your guns. Esp the high-powered ones that you're not even meant to have anyway.
If you don't like it, go and have a sook in the corner.
You're losing your guns. Esp the high-powered ones that you're not even meant to have anyway.
If you don't like it, go and have a sook in the corner.
This is more like it
January 8, 2026 at 11:26 PM
This is more like it
Too fucking late? 🥴
This shouldn't have come at all. But there's NO pleasing Zionists. Albo would do well to reflect on that fact bc even though they got their RC, they're still upset with him
Looking forward to the announcement of the RCs into rising Islamophobia, and First Nation's racism
FFS
This shouldn't have come at all. But there's NO pleasing Zionists. Albo would do well to reflect on that fact bc even though they got their RC, they're still upset with him
Looking forward to the announcement of the RCs into rising Islamophobia, and First Nation's racism
FFS
January 8, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Too fucking late? 🥴
This shouldn't have come at all. But there's NO pleasing Zionists. Albo would do well to reflect on that fact bc even though they got their RC, they're still upset with him
Looking forward to the announcement of the RCs into rising Islamophobia, and First Nation's racism
FFS
This shouldn't have come at all. But there's NO pleasing Zionists. Albo would do well to reflect on that fact bc even though they got their RC, they're still upset with him
Looking forward to the announcement of the RCs into rising Islamophobia, and First Nation's racism
FFS
Only my opinion, but this is such an unfair characterisation of Cam Green.
He's clearly talented, probably better than Webster.
He's had a shitty test, fine, but if we expect the next gen of players to be immedaitely brilliant, we'll end up losing many who will be later on, and for longer.
He's clearly talented, probably better than Webster.
He's had a shitty test, fine, but if we expect the next gen of players to be immedaitely brilliant, we'll end up losing many who will be later on, and for longer.
January 7, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Only my opinion, but this is such an unfair characterisation of Cam Green.
He's clearly talented, probably better than Webster.
He's had a shitty test, fine, but if we expect the next gen of players to be immedaitely brilliant, we'll end up losing many who will be later on, and for longer.
He's clearly talented, probably better than Webster.
He's had a shitty test, fine, but if we expect the next gen of players to be immedaitely brilliant, we'll end up losing many who will be later on, and for longer.
Dear Jewish friends
I've never been targeted specifically, and brutally. But I understand the drive to demand answers.
However:
If @albomp.bsky.social agrees to an RC, then he's sold YOU out. They take YEARS, and based on the last decade, do NOTHING.
Check the list 👇
He's selling you out too
I've never been targeted specifically, and brutally. But I understand the drive to demand answers.
However:
If @albomp.bsky.social agrees to an RC, then he's sold YOU out. They take YEARS, and based on the last decade, do NOTHING.
Check the list 👇
He's selling you out too
January 6, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Dear Jewish friends
I've never been targeted specifically, and brutally. But I understand the drive to demand answers.
However:
If @albomp.bsky.social agrees to an RC, then he's sold YOU out. They take YEARS, and based on the last decade, do NOTHING.
Check the list 👇
He's selling you out too
I've never been targeted specifically, and brutally. But I understand the drive to demand answers.
However:
If @albomp.bsky.social agrees to an RC, then he's sold YOU out. They take YEARS, and based on the last decade, do NOTHING.
Check the list 👇
He's selling you out too
This is 100% pure parody
But like all good humour, it's also VERY true (IYKYK), and one of the key reasons I no longer work in advertising.
But like all good humour, it's also VERY true (IYKYK), and one of the key reasons I no longer work in advertising.
January 5, 2026 at 3:23 AM
This is 100% pure parody
But like all good humour, it's also VERY true (IYKYK), and one of the key reasons I no longer work in advertising.
But like all good humour, it's also VERY true (IYKYK), and one of the key reasons I no longer work in advertising.
It's s good point to remember
Everything till now has focused on Maduro, but how many Venezuelans were just openly murdered by a foreign power on their own soil? Not just the security team, but across the entire US operation.
Actual wars have started for less
Everything till now has focused on Maduro, but how many Venezuelans were just openly murdered by a foreign power on their own soil? Not just the security team, but across the entire US operation.
Actual wars have started for less
January 4, 2026 at 7:59 PM
It's s good point to remember
Everything till now has focused on Maduro, but how many Venezuelans were just openly murdered by a foreign power on their own soil? Not just the security team, but across the entire US operation.
Actual wars have started for less
Everything till now has focused on Maduro, but how many Venezuelans were just openly murdered by a foreign power on their own soil? Not just the security team, but across the entire US operation.
Actual wars have started for less
Ask these guys
They seem cool
😂😂
(Notice how you can't really see her face either. That's on purpose. Wonder why 🤔😉)
They seem cool
😂😂
(Notice how you can't really see her face either. That's on purpose. Wonder why 🤔😉)
January 4, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Ask these guys
They seem cool
😂😂
(Notice how you can't really see her face either. That's on purpose. Wonder why 🤔😉)
They seem cool
😂😂
(Notice how you can't really see her face either. That's on purpose. Wonder why 🤔😉)
The world according to Trump
Make America 'Greater' Again
Makes more sense now, doesn't it?
Make America 'Greater' Again
Makes more sense now, doesn't it?
January 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
The world according to Trump
Make America 'Greater' Again
Makes more sense now, doesn't it?
Make America 'Greater' Again
Makes more sense now, doesn't it?
Only because the Right leaning media fawns over the notion of balance, do you know what else isn't 'our Australia'?
Support of genocide (unless it's our Indigenous brothers and sisters)
Support of genocide (unless it's our Indigenous brothers and sisters)
January 4, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Only because the Right leaning media fawns over the notion of balance, do you know what else isn't 'our Australia'?
Support of genocide (unless it's our Indigenous brothers and sisters)
Support of genocide (unless it's our Indigenous brothers and sisters)
Shorter Trump: "We are stealing their oil"
January 3, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Shorter Trump: "We are stealing their oil"
So the US is now just openly kidnapping the heads of state of other countries and 'taking over'?
Fuck they are out of control. Next up, Nigeria. Then who?
Fuck they are out of control. Next up, Nigeria. Then who?
January 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM
So the US is now just openly kidnapping the heads of state of other countries and 'taking over'?
Fuck they are out of control. Next up, Nigeria. Then who?
Fuck they are out of control. Next up, Nigeria. Then who?