Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵
@ideamonkey.bsky.social
Often sweary. Sometimes funny. Occasionally insightful. (I'm working on the order, but no promises) Currently living on a branch up in a tree 🐒🌴
Event medic ⛑️
Patient Transport Officer 🚑
Paramedic in training 🚨
(Reformed advertiser 🥴)
Event medic ⛑️
Patient Transport Officer 🚑
Paramedic in training 🚨
(Reformed advertiser 🥴)
Pinned
Well, after a six months in the Minor Leagues (volunteering for St John), I've decided to step up to the Majors and go pro.
I start my Paramedicine Degree in 2026.
🚨 ⛑️
(I wonder if that means I should change my handle to Medic Monkey now? 🤔)
I start my Paramedicine Degree in 2026.
🚨 ⛑️
(I wonder if that means I should change my handle to Medic Monkey now? 🤔)
Whilst the action itself is obviously deplorable, it'll never not be funny to me that 'Alpha Males' (et al) are so intensely threatened by <checks notes> rainbows 🌈 😂
San Antonio removes rainbow crosswalks, sparking protest and LGBTQ+ rift - San Antonio Express-News www.expressnews.com/news/article...
San Antonio removes rainbow crosswalks, sparking protest and LGBTQ+ rift
After rainbow crosswalks came up, San Antonio faces protests, a court fight over funding and new group named Pride210 amid rifts in the LGBTQ+ community.
www.expressnews.com
January 15, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Whilst the action itself is obviously deplorable, it'll never not be funny to me that 'Alpha Males' (et al) are so intensely threatened by <checks notes> rainbows 🌈 😂
Trump owns SCOTUS tho.
So it's still your move. Now what?
So it's still your move. Now what?
This is a direct violation of the Tenth Amendment and State Sovereignty.
Conditioning federal funds on states surrendering their constitutional authority is not “law and order.” It’s coercion—and the Supreme Court has repeatedly ruled it unconstitutional.
Conditioning federal funds on states surrendering their constitutional authority is not “law and order.” It’s coercion—and the Supreme Court has repeatedly ruled it unconstitutional.
January 15, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Trump owns SCOTUS tho.
So it's still your move. Now what?
So it's still your move. Now what?
"Papers please"
GrEAstEsT DEmoCraCy iN ThE WorlD
GTFO
GrEAstEsT DEmoCraCy iN ThE WorlD
GTFO
January 15, 2026 at 2:35 AM
"Papers please"
GrEAstEsT DEmoCraCy iN ThE WorlD
GTFO
GrEAstEsT DEmoCraCy iN ThE WorlD
GTFO
In breaking news that should surprise literally no-one
FFS what did they think was going to happen?
Next up: Trump directly threatens all the fans cancelling their tickets
FFS what did they think was going to happen?
Next up: Trump directly threatens all the fans cancelling their tickets
And they wasted all that money on bribing to get to this point.
FIFA calls for emergency meet as 16k fans cancel football World Cup tickets – What happened?
The massive cancellation has impacted FIFA’s plans, and they are now planning to alleviate fans’ concerns more than anything else.
www.financialexpress.com
January 15, 2026 at 2:27 AM
In breaking news that should surprise literally no-one
FFS what did they think was going to happen?
Next up: Trump directly threatens all the fans cancelling their tickets
FFS what did they think was going to happen?
Next up: Trump directly threatens all the fans cancelling their tickets
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Direction 3 can only happen with a direct intervention by internal /people forces to remove Trump and his ilk. Criminal charges then need to follow.
There is no legal/constitutional avenue to remove these people. NONE.
Impeachment. Elections. Forget it.
You either arrest him/them. Or capitulate.
There is no legal/constitutional avenue to remove these people. NONE.
Impeachment. Elections. Forget it.
You either arrest him/them. Or capitulate.
I keep seeing 3 likely outcomes in the next 5 years:
1) Trump succeeds in hemispheric dominance, NATO collapses, and we're back to 19th century regional Great Power imperialism
2) He fails, but USA cannot repair its schism and the Union dissolves → civil war
3) USA gets its shit together ASAP
1) Trump succeeds in hemispheric dominance, NATO collapses, and we're back to 19th century regional Great Power imperialism
2) He fails, but USA cannot repair its schism and the Union dissolves → civil war
3) USA gets its shit together ASAP
January 15, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Direction 3 can only happen with a direct intervention by internal /people forces to remove Trump and his ilk. Criminal charges then need to follow.
There is no legal/constitutional avenue to remove these people. NONE.
Impeachment. Elections. Forget it.
You either arrest him/them. Or capitulate.
There is no legal/constitutional avenue to remove these people. NONE.
Impeachment. Elections. Forget it.
You either arrest him/them. Or capitulate.
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Adventures in Autistic Logic
Episode 4,219
Episode 4,219
January 14, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Adventures in Autistic Logic
Episode 4,219
Episode 4,219
It's got a nose that looks a lot like a woman's electric razor 🧐😂
I'd drive it in constant fear that a female forest giant would pick it up and try and shave her underarms with it
I'd drive it in constant fear that a female forest giant would pick it up and try and shave her underarms with it
January 15, 2026 at 1:30 AM
It's got a nose that looks a lot like a woman's electric razor 🧐😂
I'd drive it in constant fear that a female forest giant would pick it up and try and shave her underarms with it
I'd drive it in constant fear that a female forest giant would pick it up and try and shave her underarms with it
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January 15, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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Direction 3 can only happen with a direct intervention by internal /people forces to remove Trump and his ilk. Criminal charges then need to follow.
There is no legal/constitutional avenue to remove these people. NONE.
Impeachment. Elections. Forget it.
You either arrest him/them. Or capitulate.
There is no legal/constitutional avenue to remove these people. NONE.
Impeachment. Elections. Forget it.
You either arrest him/them. Or capitulate.
I keep seeing 3 likely outcomes in the next 5 years:
1) Trump succeeds in hemispheric dominance, NATO collapses, and we're back to 19th century regional Great Power imperialism
2) He fails, but USA cannot repair its schism and the Union dissolves → civil war
3) USA gets its shit together ASAP
1) Trump succeeds in hemispheric dominance, NATO collapses, and we're back to 19th century regional Great Power imperialism
2) He fails, but USA cannot repair its schism and the Union dissolves → civil war
3) USA gets its shit together ASAP
January 15, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Direction 3 can only happen with a direct intervention by internal /people forces to remove Trump and his ilk. Criminal charges then need to follow.
There is no legal/constitutional avenue to remove these people. NONE.
Impeachment. Elections. Forget it.
You either arrest him/them. Or capitulate.
There is no legal/constitutional avenue to remove these people. NONE.
Impeachment. Elections. Forget it.
You either arrest him/them. Or capitulate.
Fun fact: they're not going to come at all.
Elections come too slowly to deal with this shit
January 15, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Fun fact: they're not going to come at all.
The simple fact that the obviously needed 'gun reform laws' are being addressed as part of the Hate Crime bullshit tells you that NO-ONE is taking gun law reform seriously.
January 15, 2026 at 12:24 AM
The simple fact that the obviously needed 'gun reform laws' are being addressed as part of the Hate Crime bullshit tells you that NO-ONE is taking gun law reform seriously.
Adventures in Autistic Logic
Episode 4,219
Episode 4,219
January 14, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Adventures in Autistic Logic
Episode 4,219
Episode 4,219
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To be clear: B.Clinton sold out workers via NAFTA/GATT. Obama bailed out banks/didn't codify Roe as promised even when he had 2 months of Congressional control & 60 Senate votes. Harris had no plans to deal with affordability. All support Israel & its genocide. None support M4All. ETC.So here we are
January 14, 2026 at 7:18 PM
To be clear: B.Clinton sold out workers via NAFTA/GATT. Obama bailed out banks/didn't codify Roe as promised even when he had 2 months of Congressional control & 60 Senate votes. Harris had no plans to deal with affordability. All support Israel & its genocide. None support M4All. ETC.So here we are
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It'll be that smirking shit-cunt Skeeter Morrison
Because Albo IS one of them now
Don't hate me for calling it because you fear I'm right
Because Albo IS one of them now
Don't hate me for calling it because you fear I'm right
Who's John Howard's pick for US Ambassador? We're all dying to know.
January 14, 2026 at 8:28 AM
It'll be that smirking shit-cunt Skeeter Morrison
Because Albo IS one of them now
Don't hate me for calling it because you fear I'm right
Because Albo IS one of them now
Don't hate me for calling it because you fear I'm right
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Post your favourite Star Trek character.
Wrong answers only!
Wrong answers only!
January 14, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Post your favourite Star Trek character.
Wrong answers only!
Wrong answers only!
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Post your favourite Star Trek character.
Wrong answers only!
Wrong answers only!
January 14, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Post your favourite Star Trek character.
Wrong answers only!
Wrong answers only!
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Russians trying to walk a careful line here prodding Trump to do it, without looking too ridiculous.
January 14, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Russians trying to walk a careful line here prodding Trump to do it, without looking too ridiculous.
It'll be that smirking shit-cunt Skeeter Morrison
Because Albo IS one of them now
Don't hate me for calling it because you fear I'm right
Because Albo IS one of them now
Don't hate me for calling it because you fear I'm right
Who's John Howard's pick for US Ambassador? We're all dying to know.
January 14, 2026 at 8:28 AM
It'll be that smirking shit-cunt Skeeter Morrison
Because Albo IS one of them now
Don't hate me for calling it because you fear I'm right
Because Albo IS one of them now
Don't hate me for calling it because you fear I'm right
Narrator: It will not
Russia offers to help the U.S. Military sink NATO ships
If this doesn’t convince Repubs something is terribly wrong, nothing will
If this doesn’t convince Repubs something is terribly wrong, nothing will
January 14, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Narrator: It will not
Post your favourite Star Trek character.
Wrong answers only!
Wrong answers only!
January 14, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Post your favourite Star Trek character.
Wrong answers only!
Wrong answers only!
Australia has a similar thing with city versus rural tv streams/stations
A channel in the city is the same as the country, but the ads change
All of a sudden, I 100% need a Husqvarna Ride On Lawnmower and 20 litres of Sheep Dip (in case I suddenly and accidentally acquire a flock of sheep)
😂
A channel in the city is the same as the country, but the ads change
All of a sudden, I 100% need a Husqvarna Ride On Lawnmower and 20 litres of Sheep Dip (in case I suddenly and accidentally acquire a flock of sheep)
😂
I enjoy watching the Canadian broadcast of NHL games on ESPN+, you get ads for things you had no idea existed and now you can't live without.
January 14, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Australia has a similar thing with city versus rural tv streams/stations
A channel in the city is the same as the country, but the ads change
All of a sudden, I 100% need a Husqvarna Ride On Lawnmower and 20 litres of Sheep Dip (in case I suddenly and accidentally acquire a flock of sheep)
😂
A channel in the city is the same as the country, but the ads change
All of a sudden, I 100% need a Husqvarna Ride On Lawnmower and 20 litres of Sheep Dip (in case I suddenly and accidentally acquire a flock of sheep)
😂
People tacitly gaining literacy through Trump's illegalities is about the most ironic thing I think I've ever encountered
No one knew what the word “perfidy” meant until the Trump regime. So, his actions taught us a word.
January 14, 2026 at 8:05 AM
People tacitly gaining literacy through Trump's illegalities is about the most ironic thing I think I've ever encountered
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Albo’s says his new anti hate speech legislation is the result of consulting with all “faith groups”. As an atheist I feel discriminated against. I have no faith (pun intended) but expect my govt to outlaw all hate speech under one humanitarian umbrella also covering (eg) LGBTQ+, disabled and race.
January 13, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Albo’s says his new anti hate speech legislation is the result of consulting with all “faith groups”. As an atheist I feel discriminated against. I have no faith (pun intended) but expect my govt to outlaw all hate speech under one humanitarian umbrella also covering (eg) LGBTQ+, disabled and race.
Love this as their (un)official tagline as an organisation.
ICE
Temporary Power. Permanent Consequences.
ICE
Temporary Power. Permanent Consequences.
January 14, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Love this as their (un)official tagline as an organisation.
ICE
Temporary Power. Permanent Consequences.
ICE
Temporary Power. Permanent Consequences.
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The Zionists DO NOT care
Their 'absolutism' is extreme
Perennial victims perpetuating brutal murder under the guise of self defence
They CANNOT be argued with. Try asking an actual Nazi about people who are Jews
Same. Same.
Their 'absolutism' is extreme
Perennial victims perpetuating brutal murder under the guise of self defence
They CANNOT be argued with. Try asking an actual Nazi about people who are Jews
Same. Same.
January 13, 2026 at 8:31 AM
The Zionists DO NOT care
Their 'absolutism' is extreme
Perennial victims perpetuating brutal murder under the guise of self defence
They CANNOT be argued with. Try asking an actual Nazi about people who are Jews
Same. Same.
Their 'absolutism' is extreme
Perennial victims perpetuating brutal murder under the guise of self defence
They CANNOT be argued with. Try asking an actual Nazi about people who are Jews
Same. Same.