Medic Monkey π€ π π΅
@ideamonkey.bsky.social
Often fucking sweary. Sometimes funny. Occasionally insightful. Currently living on a branch up in a tree ππ΄
Event medic βοΈ
Non-Emergency Patient Transport π
Paramedic in training π¨
(Reformed advertiser)
Event medic βοΈ
Non-Emergency Patient Transport π
Paramedic in training π¨
(Reformed advertiser)
Pinned
Well, after a six months in the Minor Leagues (volunteering for St John), I've decided to step up to the Majors and go pro.
I start my Paramedicine Degree in 2026.
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(I wonder if that means I should change my handle to Medic Monkey now? π€)
I start my Paramedicine Degree in 2026.
π¨ βοΈ
(I wonder if that means I should change my handle to Medic Monkey now? π€)
Henry Potter's last episode was, arguably, as tough as the final episode, possibly harder
Such a seminal series
Such a seminal series
November 25, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Henry Potter's last episode was, arguably, as tough as the final episode, possibly harder
Such a seminal series
Such a seminal series
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I'm a writer by trade, at least I was for decades. I LOVE English. Utter chaos
But recently I had a revelation
Using Star Trek, English as it relates to other languages is The Borg
"We will add your linguistic distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile"
But recently I had a revelation
Using Star Trek, English as it relates to other languages is The Borg
"We will add your linguistic distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile"
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I'm a writer by trade, at least I was for decades. I LOVE English. Utter chaos
But recently I had a revelation
Using Star Trek, English as it relates to other languages is The Borg
"We will add your linguistic distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile"
But recently I had a revelation
Using Star Trek, English as it relates to other languages is The Borg
"We will add your linguistic distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile"
RIGHT?!
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November 25, 2025 at 8:41 AM
RIGHT?!
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I'm a writer by trade, at least I was for decades. I LOVE English. Utter chaos
But recently I had a revelation
Using Star Trek, English as it relates to other languages is The Borg
"We will add your linguistic distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile"
But recently I had a revelation
Using Star Trek, English as it relates to other languages is The Borg
"We will add your linguistic distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile"
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I'm a writer by trade, at least I was for decades. I LOVE English. Utter chaos
But recently I had a revelation
Using Star Trek, English as it relates to other languages is The Borg
"We will add your linguistic distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile"
But recently I had a revelation
Using Star Trek, English as it relates to other languages is The Borg
"We will add your linguistic distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile"
Failure for whom?
Fuck Americans really need to figure out what the actual game is
Fuck Americans really need to figure out what the actual game is
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Failure for whom?
Fuck Americans really need to figure out what the actual game is
Fuck Americans really need to figure out what the actual game is
They're idiots
But equally, English is utter nonsense anyway π
But equally, English is utter nonsense anyway π
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 AM
They're idiots
But equally, English is utter nonsense anyway π
But equally, English is utter nonsense anyway π
There is one good news story out of this typically disappointing shitshow
Poorlene is clearly running out of ideas.
Recycling your 'aggravation' doesn't equal the same offence. It just becomes pathetic
Fitting, really
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Poorlene is clearly running out of ideas.
Recycling your 'aggravation' doesn't equal the same offence. It just becomes pathetic
Fitting, really
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Pauline Hanson suspended from Senate over burqa stunt as Mehreen Faruqi says parliament βdrips in racismβ
One Nation leader suspended for seven days after members of Labor, Greens and crossbench vote to censure
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
There is one good news story out of this typically disappointing shitshow
Poorlene is clearly running out of ideas.
Recycling your 'aggravation' doesn't equal the same offence. It just becomes pathetic
Fitting, really
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Poorlene is clearly running out of ideas.
Recycling your 'aggravation' doesn't equal the same offence. It just becomes pathetic
Fitting, really
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Except 'glamour'
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November 25, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Except 'glamour'
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They always hard pronounce their 'R's
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 AM
They always hard pronounce their 'R's
Amazing π₯°
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Amazing π₯°
I wasn't sure if they were actually different things, tbf.
Just figured a 3D printer might be more useful (assuming they are different things)
Love how this is 'escalating' π
Just figured a 3D printer might be more useful (assuming they are different things)
Love how this is 'escalating' π
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I wasn't sure if they were actually different things, tbf.
Just figured a 3D printer might be more useful (assuming they are different things)
Love how this is 'escalating' π
Just figured a 3D printer might be more useful (assuming they are different things)
Love how this is 'escalating' π
3D printer?
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
3D printer?
Well played
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Well played
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Still the GOAT
Will always be the GOAT
Will always be the GOAT
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Still the GOAT
Will always be the GOAT
Will always be the GOAT
Much unlike his micro penis
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Much unlike his micro penis
What's actually embarrassing is enough Australians emphatically support her to such a degree that she's been able to sit in that seat for so long
THAT'S the painful part
THAT'S the painful part
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 AM
What's actually embarrassing is enough Australians emphatically support her to such a degree that she's been able to sit in that seat for so long
THAT'S the painful part
THAT'S the painful part
Literally just caught myself inside half a second thinking 'only four isn't that bad for once'
FUCK Israel
FUCK Israel
BREAKING: At least four Palestinians have been killed by Israeli fire in Gaza this morning, hospital sources told Al Jazeera.
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November 24, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Literally just caught myself inside half a second thinking 'only four isn't that bad for once'
FUCK Israel
FUCK Israel
Still the GOAT
Will always be the GOAT
Will always be the GOAT
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Still the GOAT
Will always be the GOAT
Will always be the GOAT
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Cockroaches and Cornholes , (My life after Epstein)
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Cockroaches and Cornholes , (My life after Epstein)
Minor Turbulence
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Minor Turbulence
"I don't care, do you?"
November 24, 2025 at 8:21 AM
"I don't care, do you?"
He's such an odd dude
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November 24, 2025 at 8:17 AM
He's such an odd dude
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