Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵
@ideamonkey.bsky.social
Often fucking sweary. Sometimes funny. Occasionally insightful. Currently living on a branch up in a tree 🐒🌴
Event medic ⛑️
Patient Transport Officer 🚑
Paramedic in training 🚨
(Reformed advertiser 🙏)
Event medic ⛑️
Patient Transport Officer 🚑
Paramedic in training 🚨
(Reformed advertiser 🙏)
Pinned
Well, after a six months in the Minor Leagues (volunteering for St John), I've decided to step up to the Majors and go pro.
I start my Paramedicine Degree in 2026.
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(I wonder if that means I should change my handle to Medic Monkey now? 🤔)
I start my Paramedicine Degree in 2026.
🚨 ⛑️
(I wonder if that means I should change my handle to Medic Monkey now? 🤔)
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I thought the exact same when I saw them in my transport app this morning.
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I thought the exact same when I saw them in my transport app this morning.
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Just checked the weather
Two things jumped out at me
1. Sydney is about to get a proper bath. Stay safe people.
2. Temu jewellery ads in small space formats look identical to porn, which it what I thought it was. I had to click on it to figure out what it actually was 🧐😬
Two things jumped out at me
1. Sydney is about to get a proper bath. Stay safe people.
2. Temu jewellery ads in small space formats look identical to porn, which it what I thought it was. I had to click on it to figure out what it actually was 🧐😬
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Just checked the weather
Two things jumped out at me
1. Sydney is about to get a proper bath. Stay safe people.
2. Temu jewellery ads in small space formats look identical to porn, which it what I thought it was. I had to click on it to figure out what it actually was 🧐😬
Two things jumped out at me
1. Sydney is about to get a proper bath. Stay safe people.
2. Temu jewellery ads in small space formats look identical to porn, which it what I thought it was. I had to click on it to figure out what it actually was 🧐😬
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Snort laughed - you are brave to click! Melbourne has had 4 seasons 7 times so far today…
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Snort laughed - you are brave to click! Melbourne has had 4 seasons 7 times so far today…
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How can anyone support Labor when they actively support this cruelty
Albo's unending cruelty - stuck on Nauru since 2013.
theaimn.net/thirteen-sec...
theaimn.net/thirteen-sec...
Thirteen Seconds vs. Thirteen Years: A Reflection on Compassion and Injustice
By Ali Mahmoodi Gharaei Recently, a video went viral on social media showing a young American tourist in Australia picking up a baby wombat from the side of the road and holding it briefly in front [....
theaimn.net
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
How can anyone support Labor when they actively support this cruelty
Anyone want to hazard a guess at the chances those parents had been vaccinated against pertussis as kids?
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Unbelievable.
Very few things piss me off more than anti-vax morons killing their children.
Very few things piss me off more than anti-vax morons killing their children.
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Anyone want to hazard a guess at the chances those parents had been vaccinated against pertussis as kids?
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Just checked the weather
Two things jumped out at me
1. Sydney is about to get a proper bath. Stay safe people.
2. Temu jewellery ads in small space formats look identical to porn, which it what I thought it was. I had to click on it to figure out what it actually was 🧐😬
Two things jumped out at me
1. Sydney is about to get a proper bath. Stay safe people.
2. Temu jewellery ads in small space formats look identical to porn, which it what I thought it was. I had to click on it to figure out what it actually was 🧐😬
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Just checked the weather
Two things jumped out at me
1. Sydney is about to get a proper bath. Stay safe people.
2. Temu jewellery ads in small space formats look identical to porn, which it what I thought it was. I had to click on it to figure out what it actually was 🧐😬
Two things jumped out at me
1. Sydney is about to get a proper bath. Stay safe people.
2. Temu jewellery ads in small space formats look identical to porn, which it what I thought it was. I had to click on it to figure out what it actually was 🧐😬
Well, this is a new and disappointing development 🧐😩
I'm convinced the underlying strategy is 'flood the zone' with so much pseudo medical nonsense that people can't know truth from bullshit
I'm convinced the underlying strategy is 'flood the zone' with so much pseudo medical nonsense that people can't know truth from bullshit
SARS-CoV-2 is not “airborne HIV” and I will not permit this narrative on my feed.
It’s an irresponsible and harmful claim made by people who understand nothing about viruses.
It’s an irresponsible and harmful claim made by people who understand nothing about viruses.
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Well, this is a new and disappointing development 🧐😩
I'm convinced the underlying strategy is 'flood the zone' with so much pseudo medical nonsense that people can't know truth from bullshit
I'm convinced the underlying strategy is 'flood the zone' with so much pseudo medical nonsense that people can't know truth from bullshit
Henry Potter's last episode was, arguably, as tough as the final episode, possibly harder
Such a seminal series
Such a seminal series
November 25, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Henry Potter's last episode was, arguably, as tough as the final episode, possibly harder
Such a seminal series
Such a seminal series
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I'm a writer by trade, at least I was for decades. I LOVE English. Utter chaos
But recently I had a revelation
Using Star Trek, English as it relates to other languages is The Borg
"We will add your linguistic distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile"
But recently I had a revelation
Using Star Trek, English as it relates to other languages is The Borg
"We will add your linguistic distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile"
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I'm a writer by trade, at least I was for decades. I LOVE English. Utter chaos
But recently I had a revelation
Using Star Trek, English as it relates to other languages is The Borg
"We will add your linguistic distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile"
But recently I had a revelation
Using Star Trek, English as it relates to other languages is The Borg
"We will add your linguistic distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile"
Failure for whom?
Fuck Americans really need to figure out what the actual game is
Fuck Americans really need to figure out what the actual game is
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Failure for whom?
Fuck Americans really need to figure out what the actual game is
Fuck Americans really need to figure out what the actual game is
There is one good news story out of this typically disappointing shitshow
Poorlene is clearly running out of ideas.
Recycling your 'aggravation' doesn't equal the same offence. It just becomes pathetic
Fitting, really
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Poorlene is clearly running out of ideas.
Recycling your 'aggravation' doesn't equal the same offence. It just becomes pathetic
Fitting, really
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Pauline Hanson suspended from Senate over burqa stunt as Mehreen Faruqi says parliament ‘drips in racism’
One Nation leader suspended for seven days after members of Labor, Greens and crossbench vote to censure
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
There is one good news story out of this typically disappointing shitshow
Poorlene is clearly running out of ideas.
Recycling your 'aggravation' doesn't equal the same offence. It just becomes pathetic
Fitting, really
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Poorlene is clearly running out of ideas.
Recycling your 'aggravation' doesn't equal the same offence. It just becomes pathetic
Fitting, really
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
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Still the GOAT
Will always be the GOAT
Will always be the GOAT
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Still the GOAT
Will always be the GOAT
Will always be the GOAT
Much unlike his micro penis
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Much unlike his micro penis
Literally just caught myself inside half a second thinking 'only four isn't that bad for once'
FUCK Israel
FUCK Israel
BREAKING: At least four Palestinians have been killed by Israeli fire in Gaza this morning, hospital sources told Al Jazeera.
🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/mj3j3z
🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/mj3j3z
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Literally just caught myself inside half a second thinking 'only four isn't that bad for once'
FUCK Israel
FUCK Israel
Still the GOAT
Will always be the GOAT
Will always be the GOAT
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Still the GOAT
Will always be the GOAT
Will always be the GOAT
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Cockroaches and Cornholes , (My life after Epstein)
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Cockroaches and Cornholes , (My life after Epstein)
Minor Turbulence
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Minor Turbulence
"I don't care, do you?"
November 24, 2025 at 8:21 AM
"I don't care, do you?"
Vag Kapital
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Vag Kapital
I can't and won't watch that.
It doesn't just cut too close the bone for me.
It completely shatters it
Nope.
It doesn't just cut too close the bone for me.
It completely shatters it
Nope.
A mother and her 15 year old autistic son are reunited after nearly 50 days apart.
Emmanuel Garcia went missing, and rather than check missing person’s reports, Houston PD called ICE.
ICE sent him to the Office of Refugee Resettlement and his mom has been fighting to get him back ever since.
Emmanuel Garcia went missing, and rather than check missing person’s reports, Houston PD called ICE.
ICE sent him to the Office of Refugee Resettlement and his mom has been fighting to get him back ever since.
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I can't and won't watch that.
It doesn't just cut too close the bone for me.
It completely shatters it
Nope.
It doesn't just cut too close the bone for me.
It completely shatters it
Nope.
Pollop
Moss
Nematode
Antechinus <Pron: An Tee Ky Nus> (google it, you'll love it)
Cloaca
Tick
I could go on ... 😂
Moss
Nematode
Antechinus <Pron: An Tee Ky Nus> (google it, you'll love it)
Cloaca
Tick
I could go on ... 😂
today's prompt: gender neutral/NB names inspired by nature, the more unhinged the better. go go go.
For real though, bibliographic terms make great nonbinary names. I have genuinely considered changing my name to Deckle
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Pollop
Moss
Nematode
Antechinus <Pron: An Tee Ky Nus> (google it, you'll love it)
Cloaca
Tick
I could go on ... 😂
Moss
Nematode
Antechinus <Pron: An Tee Ky Nus> (google it, you'll love it)
Cloaca
Tick
I could go on ... 😂
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Cool to see everyone celebrating Resident Evil movies.
Shout out to Mila Jovovich, who made otherwise unnotable B-movies great. (The 5th Element is just awesome too.)
Hell yeah, 2000's action filcks with female leads are awesome. Wish we had more fun ones.
Shout out to Mila Jovovich, who made otherwise unnotable B-movies great. (The 5th Element is just awesome too.)
Hell yeah, 2000's action filcks with female leads are awesome. Wish we had more fun ones.
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Meanwhile, back in the Australia our Govts never want you to actually think about ...
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Rental affordability worsens in regions as 'dire' situation remains
Data shows rental affordability in regional parts of Australia has fallen in the past year, while the situation in most capital cities has not improved.
www.abc.net.au
November 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Meanwhile, back in the Australia our Govts never want you to actually think about ...
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
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There is no fcking way it’s worth that. What the fuck. 😡
November 23, 2025 at 9:30 AM
There is no fcking way it’s worth that. What the fuck. 😡
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If only we had a robust, national anti corruption body tasked with weeding out this sort of absolute bullshit corruption
Fuck how I've come to loathe the lying cunts that are modern LaBOr
Fuck how I've come to loathe the lying cunts that are modern LaBOr
What the actual %#^*
Accenture were paid $78 million for redesigning the BoM website - like what????? 🙀
Surely this needs looking into @davidpocock.bsky.social @barbarapocock.bsky.social
Accenture were paid $78 million for redesigning the BoM website - like what????? 🙀
Surely this needs looking into @davidpocock.bsky.social @barbarapocock.bsky.social
Total bill for BoM’s new website came in at $96 million
In his first interview, new Bureau of Meteorology chief Stuart Minchin has revealed the eye-watering true cost of its lambasted new website.
www.smh.com.au
November 23, 2025 at 8:48 AM
If only we had a robust, national anti corruption body tasked with weeding out this sort of absolute bullshit corruption
Fuck how I've come to loathe the lying cunts that are modern LaBOr
Fuck how I've come to loathe the lying cunts that are modern LaBOr