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ideamonkey.bsky.social
No, not really. At all. Stop it.

It's always socio-economic.

Fuck, who would have ever thought that an awkward kid called 'Elon' would have got anywhere, except - he grew up with his parents owning a fucking emerald mine while exploiting Apartheid to make their fortune

Work back from that, k?
ideamonkey.bsky.social
Yes

It's 'relatively' decentralised

Massive interruption? 100%

Los a bunch of data/services? Also 100%

But no one country could nix it. Communication would remain
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ideamonkey.bsky.social
So have they
qjurecic.bsky.social
I am formally admitting defeat at understanding the Argentinian economy
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ideamonkey.bsky.social
Free market absolutist turns to socialism to get a bail out after failing at the free market

The hypocrisy of these people is beyond measure
fiftyshadesofwhey.bsky.social
US soybean farmers finding out the hard way that "America First" was a lie
ideamonkey.bsky.social
I mean, if chopping off part of your head gives you Autism, these dudes getting crazy fades are living on the fucking edge, bro
ideamonkey.bsky.social
Norway is part of NATO

There will be ZERO military response. Also, Norway has no say in the awards. They're merely the host.

As for the Nobels. If they want to exist past this year, they cannot award Trump
ideamonkey.bsky.social
Does it?

Convergent evolution is actually a thing
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merekura.bsky.social
Norway is quite concerned! Don’t know whether to laugh at the absurdity or be fearful of USA repercussions 😳
ideamonkey.bsky.social
It's more 'intimate' than that.

It's direct 'recruitment'.

x.com/TheAusInstit...
ideamonkey.bsky.social
Indeed

To quote Tyler Durden from Fight Club:

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
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debbiefearon.medsky.social
I want Thunberg to win so we get to see hundreds of old, white men’s heads simultaneously explode all over the world.
ideamonkey.bsky.social
Republic?

FUCKING LOLZ 🤣

What's the point of pretending we're free of the British Empire while we're currently being completely supplicant to the American Empire?

We've NEVER been less independent.

Republic? What a fucking joke.
thesaturdaypaper.com.au
Becoming a republic, says historian Jenny Hocking, is about becoming “a fully independent nation”, free of “the last vestiges of colonisation”.

“Whitlam called them colonial relics, but those relics proved to be extremely powerful.” satpa.pe/w0chUX8
A republic in the too-hard basket
On the eve of the 50th anniversary of the Dismissal, the prime minister made it clear he will not pursue a republic – a further setback to a process that has long been under way.
satpa.pe
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ideamonkey.bsky.social
If directly threatening the host nation about winning the Nobel Peace Prize isn't a secret test to automatically exclude you, it really should be
ideamonkey.bsky.social
This is 'by design'

LAbOr's design

Labor wants this shitshow to continue for as long as it takes for people to lose faith in the idea that an independent corruption watchdog is worth having at all
nickfeik.bsky.social
Ludicrous. The NACC is supposed to be independent but Brereton keeps working for the ADF while overseeing potential corruption investigations about it?
The Kathryn Campbell conflict wasn't enough to demonstrate how costly and damaging this is? That mistake already cost the NACC $1.2m to rectify.
Corruption watchdog head 'consulted' for ADF inspector general 11 times
Paul Brereton and Labor politicians had previously stated he had stepped away from the body and resigned as assistant inspector-general of the ADF prior to taking on the top integrity job.
www.abc.net.au
ideamonkey.bsky.social
No, he won't attack them. Not without starting a war with NATO

And I think you're right. When he doesn't win it, he'll pout like s little bitch and say he didn't want it, or it never mattered, or it's a 'conspiracy'