stolen valor is everywhere

stay woke

i love that little whimpering “what” you get after “bro guess what?”

i saw your lips quiver when you said that dude. you’re pregnant with anticipation. you’re carrying your wonder and whimsy to term. it’s a boy.. you. you’re my boy. and you always will be

FRIDAY FACE! 😄

here, have some fish from 2002

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GPU. Nvidia. Anti-aliasing. Dynamic shadows. Texture

Today and in the coming days, remember

You can't just ban Tik Tok without creating educational programs for helping those people reintegrate into society. We have to teach them to talk normal again and stop saying stuff like "The way they cooked and ate my ass"

Stuck in the cone zone