Idiot Thoughts
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I need to put these somewhere. I won't be commenting or following unless you're fucking hilarious.
It’s probably good I’m not having kids. If I was handed a baby right now I would name it Lincoln The-Comments Jones.
January 12, 2026 at 10:19 AM
It’s probably good I’m not having kids. If I was handed a baby right now I would name it Lincoln The-Comments Jones.
So I guess websites are basically unusable now
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 AM
So I guess websites are basically unusable now
After rescuing a robbed and beaten man from the side of the road and nursing him back to health, John Samaritan tracks down the man’s assailants and recovers his stolen goods- with extreme force.
Coming this Easter to Disney+ and the History Channel…
The Good Samaratin 2: Electric Boogaloo
Coming this Easter to Disney+ and the History Channel…
The Good Samaratin 2: Electric Boogaloo
December 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
After rescuing a robbed and beaten man from the side of the road and nursing him back to health, John Samaritan tracks down the man’s assailants and recovers his stolen goods- with extreme force.
Coming this Easter to Disney+ and the History Channel…
The Good Samaratin 2: Electric Boogaloo
Coming this Easter to Disney+ and the History Channel…
The Good Samaratin 2: Electric Boogaloo
Awaken and bacon!
December 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Awaken and bacon!
Crazy how NAMBLA took over the government before we got GTA6
December 24, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Crazy how NAMBLA took over the government before we got GTA6
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Reminder that we are a year into aggressive ICE raids and concentration camps, and there’s not a single example of local cops protecting people against this violence, kidnapping, or death.
December 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Reminder that we are a year into aggressive ICE raids and concentration camps, and there’s not a single example of local cops protecting people against this violence, kidnapping, or death.
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also now at archive.org/details/60mi...
Pulled 60 Minutes segment on CECOT : CBS : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
This is a screen recording of a 60 Minutes segment about the Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo (CECOT) prison in El Salvador, which was intended to be...
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December 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
also now at archive.org/details/60mi...
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here's the 60 minutes cecot video part 1 of 5 - recorded/uploaded by and all credit to @jasonparis.bsky.social
I just reduced background noise, chopped the 14 minutes into 3 minute segments each compressed under 100 mb for bsky's limits, cropped and rotated a few degrees for easier viewing on here
I just reduced background noise, chopped the 14 minutes into 3 minute segments each compressed under 100 mb for bsky's limits, cropped and rotated a few degrees for easier viewing on here
December 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
here's the 60 minutes cecot video part 1 of 5 - recorded/uploaded by and all credit to @jasonparis.bsky.social
I just reduced background noise, chopped the 14 minutes into 3 minute segments each compressed under 100 mb for bsky's limits, cropped and rotated a few degrees for easier viewing on here
I just reduced background noise, chopped the 14 minutes into 3 minute segments each compressed under 100 mb for bsky's limits, cropped and rotated a few degrees for easier viewing on here
Your Identity Protection company should not be allowed to send you emails with the phrase “Sex Offender Alert” unless you are the sex offender they’re talking about.
December 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Your Identity Protection company should not be allowed to send you emails with the phrase “Sex Offender Alert” unless you are the sex offender they’re talking about.
"Franklin Gets Black-Out Drunk and Gives A Blowie to President Pig"
December 3, 2025 at 10:47 AM
"Franklin Gets Black-Out Drunk and Gives A Blowie to President Pig"
I swear to god, 4/5 Americans need something to happen SPECIFICALLY TO THEM before they give a shit about a problem.
December 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I swear to god, 4/5 Americans need something to happen SPECIFICALLY TO THEM before they give a shit about a problem.
Yeah, I'll check the engine. Check the engine for YOUR MOM!!
November 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Yeah, I'll check the engine. Check the engine for YOUR MOM!!
Maybe waiting for average people to be smarter than propaganda produced by the best and brightest isn't actually a plan.
November 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Maybe waiting for average people to be smarter than propaganda produced by the best and brightest isn't actually a plan.
Live, Laugh, Lexapro.
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Live, Laugh, Lexapro.
Not to diminish their pain or the magic of the thing, but I think I could give birth - I think I have the muscle control and endurance required. I'm just saying, I've taken several baby-sized craps in my life if the vagina-to-baby ratio were applied to my butt.
November 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Not to diminish their pain or the magic of the thing, but I think I could give birth - I think I have the muscle control and endurance required. I'm just saying, I've taken several baby-sized craps in my life if the vagina-to-baby ratio were applied to my butt.
Have you seen 2002's "Secretary" or as it's known in the business, 50 Shades of Spader?
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Have you seen 2002's "Secretary" or as it's known in the business, 50 Shades of Spader?
🎵🎶 You're Not Fully Clean Unless You're Sexfully Clean 🎵🎶
November 20, 2025 at 11:48 AM
🎵🎶 You're Not Fully Clean Unless You're Sexfully Clean 🎵🎶
Guess what? If you voted for Trump, turns out you're gay. Womp womp.
November 19, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Guess what? If you voted for Trump, turns out you're gay. Womp womp.
Oh yeah? They're gonna ask the Pedo King if he wants to release the Pedo Files? Can't wait to find out why that would be bad for America and a Democrat hoax.
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Oh yeah? They're gonna ask the Pedo King if he wants to release the Pedo Files? Can't wait to find out why that would be bad for America and a Democrat hoax.
Once again, it's like, whatever
November 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Once again, it's like, whatever
Maybe I'll start dressing like a vampire hunter.
November 17, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Maybe I'll start dressing like a vampire hunter.
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November 12, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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He has the intellect of a clogged pepper-grinder and not a single person around him has the courage or interest to question him.
November 12, 2025 at 9:00 AM
He has the intellect of a clogged pepper-grinder and not a single person around him has the courage or interest to question him.