Idle Acts
@idleacts.bsky.social
Lawyer, Voracious Reader, Steward of a Singularly Judgmental Dog
Damnit no edit, it they WEREN’T together/same household, neither was over $10k
January 19, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Damnit no edit, it they WEREN’T together/same household, neither was over $10k
They tell us we’re unfuckable (by them) as if it is such a terrible insult. Sir, do you own a mirror, or better yet, have you ever read a book?
January 18, 2026 at 1:02 AM
They tell us we’re unfuckable (by them) as if it is such a terrible insult. Sir, do you own a mirror, or better yet, have you ever read a book?
*she once said it to a priest who annoyed her at Sunday Mass
January 18, 2026 at 12:54 AM
*she once said it to a priest who annoyed her at Sunday Mass
My mother lived by the phrase “The hell I can’t!” well into her 90s. I am enjoying my crone era.
January 18, 2026 at 12:53 AM
My mother lived by the phrase “The hell I can’t!” well into her 90s. I am enjoying my crone era.
My favorite (new?) category was “cinematic and box office achievement” which seems to have been added specifically to include F1, so Brad Pitt was invited last night?
January 12, 2026 at 8:14 PM
My favorite (new?) category was “cinematic and box office achievement” which seems to have been added specifically to include F1, so Brad Pitt was invited last night?
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And bad grammar
January 12, 2026 at 6:15 PM
And bad grammar
They have no idea what they are yelling. I’d like to see someone ask them what USC means
January 10, 2026 at 9:40 PM
They have no idea what they are yelling. I’d like to see someone ask them what USC means
They have memorized the phrase “18 USC 1 eleven” but it’s clear none of them have read 18 USC 111. I wish m’dude had asked them what forcible act he committed, or better yet, what USC means.
January 9, 2026 at 5:29 PM
They have memorized the phrase “18 USC 1 eleven” but it’s clear none of them have read 18 USC 111. I wish m’dude had asked them what forcible act he committed, or better yet, what USC means.
It’s becoming a lost art
January 8, 2026 at 7:16 AM
It’s becoming a lost art
What about the part where the President doesn’t set the budget?
January 8, 2026 at 3:42 AM
What about the part where the President doesn’t set the budget?
That or an omelette are perfect midnight food
January 6, 2026 at 5:34 AM
That or an omelette are perfect midnight food
Well, she is hot garbage, so no surprises there
January 6, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Well, she is hot garbage, so no surprises there
It’s so disgusting on every possible level
January 6, 2026 at 5:10 AM
It’s so disgusting on every possible level
It’s a pleasant dream.
January 3, 2026 at 6:23 PM
It’s a pleasant dream.