ifelseswitch.bsky.social
K
@ifelseswitch.bsky.social
I'm a 10/10, as in like a CVSS score.
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May 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I dunno if I'll ever get married in this lifetime but IF it happens I'm gonna get Troy Hawke to be the emcee at the wedding
March 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
They're making me work on a public holiday and I'm about to take the absolute piss (a 20 minute 'short' break instead of the allowed 5 minute)
March 31, 2025 at 3:50 AM
We're rebranding vigilantism now okay okay okay cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
March 27, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Disappointed beyond words. Absolutely abysmal. Truly a tragedy. He's irreplaceable and surely will be missed.

With that said, I hope they treat him like shit there and I hope he rots in hell that disgraceful bastard
March 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Do I need coffee or cocaine we'll never know
March 25, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I'm about to nap so hard at the gym
March 25, 2025 at 7:58 AM
The compliance team can suck my dick fuck you and your training. -me, while opening up the training modules
March 24, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I need that Piastri's overtake replay
March 23, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Absolutely cannot have Lance Stroll on the podium
March 23, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Alonso DNF again...
March 23, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I'm about to fucking throw up
March 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Green mambas are the cutest danger noodles right after king cobras of course
March 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Figured I need a little more positivity in life with everything that's going on in this country so I've started listening to Bob Marley first thing in the morning
March 21, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Writing malware isn't a crime.

Speeding through a school zone while drunk is a crime
March 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I'm at the age where my body kind of demands a lie down after lunch smh
March 20, 2025 at 4:54 AM
He looks like he's about to say something extremely passive aggressive with a low tone of voice
March 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Every day is oh no
March 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I feel sO vindicated right now and it's a shame my Twitter is locked ffs
March 19, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Mmmm the hire purchase team lovesssss me
March 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Utter woke nonsense
March 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Who gave Logic the n word pass
March 18, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I will say it here #FIA, suck a cock!!!!
March 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I'm in twitter jail bcs I told the FIA to suck a cock fuck that nazi
March 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Mate they're arguing in my mentions over there and with the state I am rn in all I wanna do is skin my face off
March 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM