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court appointed hype man, wretched fool that eats the scraps, tap water enthusiast. someones gotta monitor the situation
complete
January 5, 2026 at 11:15 PM
progress
January 5, 2026 at 4:21 PM
i was only out to run errands. they suckered me in with a free gift
January 4, 2026 at 10:35 PM
long exposure of the moon tonight
January 3, 2026 at 8:50 PM
i'm in your gaf filling up big bottles of popcorn right to the brim
December 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
every wake up dead man character: ah yes, the Harlot Whore, the bane of our existence, the woman whom we hate, who drives our mission.
the harlot whore in question:
December 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
i promise there's reasonable explanations for all of these
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
a friend keeps pinning out of context things i say in an effort to make me look like a complete maniac, which i am
November 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
clover pit is doing very wonderful things to my neurochemistry
September 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
justice for alien earths precious babygirl
September 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
playlist is seeing a lot of mileage today
August 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
August 16, 2025 at 11:39 AM
they've found me, but nothing can stop this now
August 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
i've sent a powerful message today
August 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
peacock at holland park
August 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
always hated this area of the runescape map. fucked up strip with negative aura. rancid vibes running thru here. who drinks in that pub, absolutely no one
August 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
there's 3 berdleys near my house on wplace so i'm going to start doing snowgrave vandalism on them
August 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
i took your girl here and showed her a dewlicious time
August 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
if you try this with higgs it just opens up a cocomelon. baby videos for you
July 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
people are focusing on potential nazi dogwhistles in this post. brother the department of homeland security is hardposting john gast, subtlety has been out the window for a long time now
July 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
July 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
been saying this
June 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
deltarune normal route
June 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
DELTARUNE - CHAPTERS 3 + 4

DON'T FORGET
I'M WITH YOU IN THE DARK
June 5, 2025 at 12:16 PM
tube
June 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM