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court appointed hype man, wretched fool that eats the scraps, tap water enthusiast. someones gotta monitor the situation
WHERE'S YOUR IMGUR LICENSE CITIZEN
January 17, 2026 at 1:36 PM
that's really nice i'm glad their relationship is in a good place
January 14, 2026 at 1:11 AM
it was the best of times, it was the wort of times
January 13, 2026 at 9:59 PM
hitting one of these will have you geeking out in a way no drug can ever achieve

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD6j...
Halo 3 - Funny splatter cone kill
YouTube video by Ferariiman
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January 13, 2026 at 9:54 PM
i actually heard they're using a gravity hammer to trickshot a traffic cone in dogberts direction, killing him and rewarding a splatter medal.
January 13, 2026 at 9:45 PM
i've heard they're just executing dogbert. they're taking dogbert out back and just blowing his shit smooth off
January 13, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Got it, I'm really exploring the Grinch and his pettiness now. There's nothing he won't steal—the roast beast, the who pudding, even the who hash.

Shall I keep the Grinches antics playful, yet devious, or really amp up his sinister behaviour?
January 11, 2026 at 4:37 PM
that's more like it. it's not beyblades without risk of permanent injury
December 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM