I like being five years behind trends. Getting into sourdough starter

Went to an Austin Powers themed party and was so proud of my up do

I love watching my two cats chitter at birds like they aren’t the worst hunters to ever live

I mistakenly put in my hours twice for work and payroll said next time this happens I will be executed

The recent trend of coveting and going bananas over Trader Joes bags is deeply concerning?

Become further radicalized for tenant rights

Not only is Thanksgiving the stupidest, most outdated fucking holiday, I’m also expected to perform unpaid labor for the entire day just because I was raised a girl.

Kesha’s Joyride speaks very specifically to a person like me who went to college in 2007

Gotta make sure this video of Jazell Barbie Royale circulates on here once a month like it did on X

Ugh?