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JennyB
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I have a dog and she hearts maps too. Geographer. Expert traveler. Even more expert eater of good food. Obsessed with my Busy Bee. Left Texas for the tippy-top of the PNW and never looking back.
new year, who dis

#MtBaker
January 2, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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LUHAN: Is the FCC an independent agency?

CARR: I think th---

L: Yes or no

C: There's a test for this in the la---

L: It's yes or no, Brendan! On your website, it simply says, man, 'the FCC is independent.' This isn't a trick question

C: The FCC is not

L: So is your website lying?

C: Possibly
December 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Trench coats informally banned from every high school since 98 but the suicide robot is installed on your school laptop automatically
December 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Justice Jackson to Solicitor General Sauer (just now, in Trump v. Slaughter arguments):
December 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Oh fuck yeah!!
December 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
December 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I thought we didn't care about fuel efficiency anymore 🤔🤔🤔
Chairman Mao announces his new state-run transportation plan
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is a delightful timeline cleanse.
THREAD. In her exclusive interview in today's Daily Telegraph Magazine, the actor, influencer and designer Philippa Islington-Smythe (pictured) discusses the price of fame, her controversial new perfume, working with Margot Robbie and how becoming a parent changed her perspective on the world...
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
WHEN YOU'RE STILL REFERRING TO THEM AS "GIRLS", YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT CHILDREN FFS
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Did you find them before or after you tried to starve them
Brooke Rollins: "SNAP is a broken program. SNAP is full of corruption. We found 186,000 dead people."
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Popcorn for breakfast over here on the west coast best coast
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
You cannot convince me that Hassett isn't a real life Colin Robinson. I know I'm drained just by watching that constant smirk and spin to very direct questions. #WWDITS #EnergyVampire

HASSETT: We're comfortable that inflation has come way down

QUINTANILLA: Even though it's been increasing for 5 straight months?

HASSETT: Well I guess there's ups and downs and seasonals
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Desperately needed this timeline cleanse 🥰
The emergence of Brian, fully prepared for winter from the ears up:
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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It can be hard to do math in your head, while standing up, on national television. Nerve-wracking, too. But even so, in twenty seconds on the air, I did a better job than the President in costing his latest idea and figuring out whether his new idea of a $2,000 rebate check will work. (It won't.)
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
WTF dude, that's not even remotely close to a passing grade party alone an F. You didn't give us ANY chance, you screwed it.
Angus King: "This initial strategy didn't work. And now we have one. We're gonna have a guaranteed vote on the ACA, and it may not succeed. I grant that. But a reasonable chance -- 10, 20, 30% -- is a lot better than 0% which is where we were."
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Cool. What would you call the other wing then? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
November 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women

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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Look, it's impossible to get just how stupid this is into a single headline, but I tried, okay?
November 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
No one wondered why I chose my costume this year 🤔
November 1, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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Another birb successfully recovered in our dedicated birb box.
October 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Mika's face speaks volumes.
October 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM