Sam? Of Rescue Pets?
@iheartrescuepets.bsky.social
The artist currently known as Rescue Pets
Came here to promote my music but now I’m just shouting my jokes and takes into the void
IG: @iheartrescuepets
Rescue Pets on all streaming services
Came here to promote my music but now I’m just shouting my jokes and takes into the void
IG: @iheartrescuepets
Rescue Pets on all streaming services
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Take a shot every time you drive past a Wawa; I call it the Delco DUI
December 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Take a shot every time you drive past a Wawa; I call it the Delco DUI
If you see me warming up a frozen Uncrustable (still in the plastic bag) by sticking it down my shirt, mind your business
December 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If you see me warming up a frozen Uncrustable (still in the plastic bag) by sticking it down my shirt, mind your business
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One of my fave designs!! Laika forever 😭
I love making art for friends + musicians I dig!!
Cursed with a busy schedule but hmu anyway if anyone need's something in a pinch! :) @ _bluebarnett on IG
I love making art for friends + musicians I dig!!
Cursed with a busy schedule but hmu anyway if anyone need's something in a pinch! :) @ _bluebarnett on IG
Guys… @bestbearmusic.bsky.social nailed it. I love her. She’s so me
December 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
One of my fave designs!! Laika forever 😭
I love making art for friends + musicians I dig!!
Cursed with a busy schedule but hmu anyway if anyone need's something in a pinch! :) @ _bluebarnett on IG
I love making art for friends + musicians I dig!!
Cursed with a busy schedule but hmu anyway if anyone need's something in a pinch! :) @ _bluebarnett on IG
Guys… @bestbearmusic.bsky.social nailed it. I love her. She’s so me
December 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Guys… @bestbearmusic.bsky.social nailed it. I love her. She’s so me
No strip clubs anywhere on the Main Line. In case you were wondering
December 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
No strip clubs anywhere on the Main Line. In case you were wondering
Is it early aging or do you just need to put the vape down and drink some water?
December 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Is it early aging or do you just need to put the vape down and drink some water?
Ulta is the Barnes and Noble of cosmetics
December 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Ulta is the Barnes and Noble of cosmetics
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Anytime a Florence + The Machine song comes on #XPNCountdown
a spongebob squarepants character is floating in the air
ALT: a spongebob squarepants character is floating in the air
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Anytime a Florence + The Machine song comes on #XPNCountdown
THANK YOU CHARLIE!!
2025 singles I liked that u should buy this bandcamp friday including @iheartrescuepets.bsky.social @lambrinigirls.bsky.social @latchkeykidsnj.bsky.social @ekkoastral.bsky.social @brosaleigh.bsky.social & many more
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
THANK YOU CHARLIE!!
When you leave a party with me without saying goodbye, that's a Jewish Exit
December 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
When you leave a party with me without saying goodbye, that's a Jewish Exit
Hi friends @wxpnfm.bsky.social! Here is my homemade cover of Satellite by Guster for your listening enjoyment 🫶 cosettegobat.bandcamp.com/track/satell...
satellite, by Rescue Pets
from the album Across the Pond
cosettegobat.bandcamp.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Hi friends @wxpnfm.bsky.social! Here is my homemade cover of Satellite by Guster for your listening enjoyment 🫶 cosettegobat.bandcamp.com/track/satell...
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@kerryhowley.bsky.social nailed it in her article. worth a full read.
I wrote about the private, intimate, often ridiculous agonies of working for a man who think you’re a monster nymag.com/intelligence...
Doughnuts and Bullets: The Absurdity of Working for RFK Jr.
What happens when your new boss thinks you’re a child killer?
nymag.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
@kerryhowley.bsky.social nailed it in her article. worth a full read.
Choreographing a cheer routine to my own song was actually very much on my Bingo card and hopefully it will come to fruition next year
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Choreographing a cheer routine to my own song was actually very much on my Bingo card and hopefully it will come to fruition next year
"Cyber Monday deal" and it's literally just 75 cents off
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
"Cyber Monday deal" and it's literally just 75 cents off
Jam bands have infiltrated my social circle and one thing I’ve noticed is the people who love them the most have really serious jobs. They need to get silly with it and so they listen to Phish
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Jam bands have infiltrated my social circle and one thing I’ve noticed is the people who love them the most have really serious jobs. They need to get silly with it and so they listen to Phish
I no longer claim Christy Carlson Romano as my sapphic awakening
December 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I no longer claim Christy Carlson Romano as my sapphic awakening
Buying a gun used is crazy work
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Buying a gun used is crazy work
I love Mazzy Star I wish they were real
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I love Mazzy Star I wish they were real
It’s called NANO BANANA PRO? We are COOKED
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
It’s called NANO BANANA PRO? We are COOKED
The fact that you can find someone’s address and potentially take a virtual tour of their house keeps me up at night
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The fact that you can find someone’s address and potentially take a virtual tour of their house keeps me up at night
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Hard day today
Here's what we think about trusting CDC
Here's what we think about trusting CDC
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Hard day today
Here's what we think about trusting CDC
Here's what we think about trusting CDC
Emetrol and Propranolol: The Samantha Goodman Story
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Emetrol and Propranolol: The Samantha Goodman Story
I can have a little typo, as a treat
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I can have a little typo, as a treat
Not to be dramatic but what if organized religion was always a scam and God was within us this whole time?
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Not to be dramatic but what if organized religion was always a scam and God was within us this whole time?
The SWASTIKA. Are you fucking kidding me? No but sure, let's keep "combatting antisemitism" on college campuses
Exclusive: The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika, nooses and the Confederate flag as hate symbols.
The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”
The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The SWASTIKA. Are you fucking kidding me? No but sure, let's keep "combatting antisemitism" on college campuses