Corin Purifoy
@iknituknot.bsky.social
audhd knit and crochet designer, jeopardy 2nd place loser & level 4 archfey warlock | she/they
www.iknituknot.com
www.iknituknot.com
I just submitted a yarn support proposal for the actual, literal Cutest Pattern Ever so all you amigurumi and baby onesies can move over 'cause I've arrived 🌼
May 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I just submitted a yarn support proposal for the actual, literal Cutest Pattern Ever so all you amigurumi and baby onesies can move over 'cause I've arrived 🌼
Pick a selfie from your gallery and turn it b&w!
May 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Pick a selfie from your gallery and turn it b&w!
I have discovered the joys of sealing wax: delivering a handwritten letter to my younger sibling with an affected, “Yourrrrr letter, my liege,” which, when painstakingly opened to save the seal, read only “youse a bitch”
May 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I have discovered the joys of sealing wax: delivering a handwritten letter to my younger sibling with an affected, “Yourrrrr letter, my liege,” which, when painstakingly opened to save the seal, read only “youse a bitch”
Mike Richards: terrible producer, even worse Jeopardy host, even even worse human being. Thank goodness for @clairemcnear.bsky.social helping him to show his ass to the world, because can you imagine if we were stuck with him for longer than the .2 seconds he was around?
Mike Richards, the veteran TV producer who briefly succeeded Alex Trebek as the host of the quiz show Jeopardy!, has landed a big job in conservative media.
Former ‘Jeopardy!’ Exec Mike Richards to Join Ben Shapiro at The Daily Wire as President
Mike Richards, the veteran TV producer who briefly succeeded Alex Trebek as the host of the quiz show Jeopardy!, has landed a big job in conservative media.
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May 20, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Mike Richards: terrible producer, even worse Jeopardy host, even even worse human being. Thank goodness for @clairemcnear.bsky.social helping him to show his ass to the world, because can you imagine if we were stuck with him for longer than the .2 seconds he was around?
Going no contact with people is actually kinda fun, I should find more assholes to block and never talk to again
May 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Going no contact with people is actually kinda fun, I should find more assholes to block and never talk to again
Yesterday while on a mental health walk, I met a man in a tree. Literally. He was fascinating. He graciously agreed to let me take his portrait while he was chilling in this tree, and told me all about how in 1985 he turned into this very tree. He is one of the best people I've ever met.
May 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Yesterday while on a mental health walk, I met a man in a tree. Literally. He was fascinating. He graciously agreed to let me take his portrait while he was chilling in this tree, and told me all about how in 1985 he turned into this very tree. He is one of the best people I've ever met.
My chronic pain and subluxations have caused me to get Baby's First Walker, which means I am now officially An Old Lady. No spoons, just knives today.
May 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My chronic pain and subluxations have caused me to get Baby's First Walker, which means I am now officially An Old Lady. No spoons, just knives today.
I also soft launched my new venture, The Knitter's Apothecary, where I will make magical potions for fiber artists that will do things like weave your ends in for you (and you get a nice set of stitch markers along with it!) I am CRUSHING this productivity thing!
May 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I also soft launched my new venture, The Knitter's Apothecary, where I will make magical potions for fiber artists that will do things like weave your ends in for you (and you get a nice set of stitch markers along with it!) I am CRUSHING this productivity thing!
oh my goddddd my crotchety 18 year old cat is named Peanut Butter Jelly With a Baseball Bat because I am a product of my time
May 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
oh my goddddd my crotchety 18 year old cat is named Peanut Butter Jelly With a Baseball Bat because I am a product of my time
Every time someone notices the play on words in "I knit u knot" I get a pair of wings please stop noticing my 626 pairs of wings are so heavy on my back
Let us take a moment and appreciate that play on words.
I got my website back up and running! www.iknituknot.com if you wanna go look at my portfolio and buy some patterns!
May 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Every time someone notices the play on words in "I knit u knot" I get a pair of wings please stop noticing my 626 pairs of wings are so heavy on my back
I got my website back up and running! www.iknituknot.com if you wanna go look at my portfolio and buy some patterns!
iknituknot
Knitting and crochet patterns and blog by Corin Purifoy
www.iknituknot.com
May 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I got my website back up and running! www.iknituknot.com if you wanna go look at my portfolio and buy some patterns!
It's because we assume you're stressed and busy recording all of... *gestures vaguely at everything*
Despite being called ask historians, no one ever asks how historians are doing today :(
May 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
It's because we assume you're stressed and busy recording all of... *gestures vaguely at everything*
I sent follow-up thank you emails the Monday after an event, in a timely fashion, to all the people I needed to. WHO'S GOT ADHD NOW--
shit my tea has been steeping for three hours hold on brb
shit my tea has been steeping for three hours hold on brb
May 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I sent follow-up thank you emails the Monday after an event, in a timely fashion, to all the people I needed to. WHO'S GOT ADHD NOW--
shit my tea has been steeping for three hours hold on brb
shit my tea has been steeping for three hours hold on brb
If you're like me (a crafter riddled with ADHD disorganization) you'll appreciate the knitting and crochet printable planners I created for download! payhip.com/CorinPurifoy
Corin Purifoy - Iknituknot Designs
Welcome! I'm Corin, a knitter and crocheter from Milwaukee, WI, USA. I believe that we were created to create, and that fiber arts are for everyone, no matter who you are.
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May 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
If you're like me (a crafter riddled with ADHD disorganization) you'll appreciate the knitting and crochet printable planners I created for download! payhip.com/CorinPurifoy
deep dish pope is close enough to pizza pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
deep dish pope is close enough to pizza pope
I'm leaving for Chicago in a little more than 24 hours for H+H Americas, and if I don't get some Portillo's this week I WILL scream and never stop screaming
May 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I'm leaving for Chicago in a little more than 24 hours for H+H Americas, and if I don't get some Portillo's this week I WILL scream and never stop screaming
I have approximately 24 hours to finish the shawl sample I'm designing if I want to bring it with me to H+H Americas next week, and about 20 rows left to knit, which is why I am currently doing literally everything else in the world
May 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I have approximately 24 hours to finish the shawl sample I'm designing if I want to bring it with me to H+H Americas next week, and about 20 rows left to knit, which is why I am currently doing literally everything else in the world
my neighbor: why is this girl taking close-up pictures of our plants from the sidewalk?
me: WELL MAYBE YOUR PLANTS SHOULDN'T BE SO PRETTY, DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?
my neighbor: Greg, call the police, she's getting belligerent
me: WELL MAYBE YOUR PLANTS SHOULDN'T BE SO PRETTY, DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?
my neighbor: Greg, call the police, she's getting belligerent
May 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
my neighbor: why is this girl taking close-up pictures of our plants from the sidewalk?
me: WELL MAYBE YOUR PLANTS SHOULDN'T BE SO PRETTY, DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?
my neighbor: Greg, call the police, she's getting belligerent
me: WELL MAYBE YOUR PLANTS SHOULDN'T BE SO PRETTY, DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?
my neighbor: Greg, call the police, she's getting belligerent
This morning, if you subscribe to Lion Brand Yarn's emails, you may have seen ME and my Oakland Avenue Shawl listed under "Discover a New Designer" which I'm pretty sure means I'm famous no paparazzi please
May 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This morning, if you subscribe to Lion Brand Yarn's emails, you may have seen ME and my Oakland Avenue Shawl listed under "Discover a New Designer" which I'm pretty sure means I'm famous no paparazzi please
I missed #Jeopardy Masters tonight and hulu has the AUDACITY, the unmitigated GALL, to not put it up for streaming until 4AM so I don't know if my queen, THE Queen Victoria Groce is going to advance??? My life is so hard
May 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I missed #Jeopardy Masters tonight and hulu has the AUDACITY, the unmitigated GALL, to not put it up for streaming until 4AM so I don't know if my queen, THE Queen Victoria Groce is going to advance??? My life is so hard
Today is the fourth anniversary of the release of my crochet Skylines Shawl, and today it (and my Oakland Avenue Shawl) was approved to be added to the pattern marketplace on Lion Brand's website DO YOU BELIEVE IN SERENDIPITY BECAUSE I DO
April 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Today is the fourth anniversary of the release of my crochet Skylines Shawl, and today it (and my Oakland Avenue Shawl) was approved to be added to the pattern marketplace on Lion Brand's website DO YOU BELIEVE IN SERENDIPITY BECAUSE I DO
On an evening such as this, the best thing to do is simply listen to Barenaked Ladies on repeat so you can hear them say "I just made you say underwear" and giggle but each time you giggle less and less until you're just staring into the middle distance and that, children, is what adulthood is like
April 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
On an evening such as this, the best thing to do is simply listen to Barenaked Ladies on repeat so you can hear them say "I just made you say underwear" and giggle but each time you giggle less and less until you're just staring into the middle distance and that, children, is what adulthood is like
Every time you giggle at "fingering weight yarn", a twelve-year-old angel gets its wings
April 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Every time you giggle at "fingering weight yarn", a twelve-year-old angel gets its wings
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Please help us correct misinformation!
Our hotline is being incorrectly shared as "Canada's national suicide hotline open toll free for Americans".
We are not a general crisis hotline, we exist exclusively to support the trans community.
Find out more @ translifeline.org
Our hotline is being incorrectly shared as "Canada's national suicide hotline open toll free for Americans".
We are not a general crisis hotline, we exist exclusively to support the trans community.
Find out more @ translifeline.org
Home - Trans Lifeline
Radicalcommunity care Trans Lifeline provides trans peer support for our community that’s been divested from police since day one. We’re run by and for
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April 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Please help us correct misinformation!
Our hotline is being incorrectly shared as "Canada's national suicide hotline open toll free for Americans".
We are not a general crisis hotline, we exist exclusively to support the trans community.
Find out more @ translifeline.org
Our hotline is being incorrectly shared as "Canada's national suicide hotline open toll free for Americans".
We are not a general crisis hotline, we exist exclusively to support the trans community.
Find out more @ translifeline.org
I'm haunted by the ghosts of all the crochet patterns I downloaded with the intentions of making that I never, ever, ever will
(the ones I paid for are poltergeists)
(the ones I paid for are poltergeists)
April 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I'm haunted by the ghosts of all the crochet patterns I downloaded with the intentions of making that I never, ever, ever will
(the ones I paid for are poltergeists)
(the ones I paid for are poltergeists)