Shout out to the parents watching their college kids leave right now.
November 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Shout out to the parents watching their college kids leave right now.
"Everyone is like, 'Where is the xenomorph?' but never 'HOW is the xenomorph.'"
November 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"Everyone is like, 'Where is the xenomorph?' but never 'HOW is the xenomorph.'"
Stranger Things: the Graduate School Years.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Stranger Things: the Graduate School Years.
“Gobble me, swallow me.”
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
“Gobble me, swallow me.”
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Attn: @pearlriverflow.com
Lovely, intricate map of all the rivers in the US (lower 48). [kottke.org]
All of the Rivers
Perhaps inspired by All Streets, Ben Fry’s map of all the streets in the US, Nelson Minar built a US map out of all the rivers in the country.
Minar put all the data and files he used up on Github so you can make yo
kottke.org
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Attn: @pearlriverflow.com
Reminder: now is NOT the time to try an experimental recipe.
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Reminder: now is NOT the time to try an experimental recipe.
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‘Goon Squad’ victim files new lawsuit against Rankin County and former deputies
Alan Schmidt filed a federal llawsuit, Tuesday against the Rankin County Sheriff's Department, saiying deputies beat and sexually assaulted him in late 2022.
Alan Schmidt filed a federal llawsuit, Tuesday against the Rankin County Sheriff's Department, saiying deputies beat and sexually assaulted him in late 2022.
‘Goon Squad’ victim files new lawsuit against Rankin County and former deputies
Alan Schmidt filed a federal llawsuit, Tuesday against the Rankin County Sheriff's Department, saiying deputies beat and sexually assaulted him in late 2022.
mississippitoday.org
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
‘Goon Squad’ victim files new lawsuit against Rankin County and former deputies
Alan Schmidt filed a federal llawsuit, Tuesday against the Rankin County Sheriff's Department, saiying deputies beat and sexually assaulted him in late 2022.
Alan Schmidt filed a federal llawsuit, Tuesday against the Rankin County Sheriff's Department, saiying deputies beat and sexually assaulted him in late 2022.
Retirement idea: franchise custard dessert shops called "Only Flans."
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Retirement idea: franchise custard dessert shops called "Only Flans."
Shout out to the dude vibing to some loud Allman Brothers Band in the Whole Foods parking lot.
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Shout out to the dude vibing to some loud Allman Brothers Band in the Whole Foods parking lot.
Tom Clancy's "Red Storm Rising." A non-nuclear, World War 3. If not a movie, a limited series on a streaming channel.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Tom Clancy's "Red Storm Rising." A non-nuclear, World War 3. If not a movie, a limited series on a streaming channel.
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It's flu SZN, people
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It's flu SZN, people
I could give a whole TED Talk on the reason your attempt to roast turkey will likely fail.
it is tired to the point of cliche to say if turkey was good, people would make it more than once a year. but it is understated that at least one American explodes every Thanksgiving in a brave attempt to make the main dish more palatable
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I could give a whole TED Talk on the reason your attempt to roast turkey will likely fail.
We need more songs where the lead singer yells “GUITAR!” before a solo starts.
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
We need more songs where the lead singer yells “GUITAR!” before a solo starts.
“Everybody get in the fucking pit!”
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
“Everybody get in the fucking pit!”
So it was WikiBear?
Almost as soon as a consumer advocacy group began testing an A.I.-enabled toy bear, trouble began. Instead of chatting about homework or bedtime, testers said it sometimes spoke of knives and sexual topics. They warned that toys like it could allow children to stray into inappropriate exchanges.
A.I. Toy Bear Speaks of Sex, Knives and Pills, Consumer Group Warns
The chatter left startled adults unsure whether they heard correctly. Testers warned that interactive toys like this one could allow children to stray into inappropriate exchanges.
nyti.ms
November 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
So it was WikiBear?
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Every “this 90s video game soundtrack did NOT have to go this hard” video essay fails to note President Clinton’s pledge that by the end of the decade, America would create a video game soundtrack that “goes extremely hard”
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Every “this 90s video game soundtrack did NOT have to go this hard” video essay fails to note President Clinton’s pledge that by the end of the decade, America would create a video game soundtrack that “goes extremely hard”
MRW I take ownership of a new work PC:
two men standing next to each other with one wearing a shirt that says aerosmith
Alt: two men standing next to each other with one wearing a shirt that says aerosmith. he begins to beat on a robotic arm. caption reads we fear change
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
MRW I take ownership of a new work PC:
Retirement idea: open a pork-only BBQ joint called "Only Hams."
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Retirement idea: open a pork-only BBQ joint called "Only Hams."
Wicked 2: the Relentless Pursuit of More Money
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Wicked 2: the Relentless Pursuit of More Money
We Keiths are protective of our lunches.
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
We Keiths are protective of our lunches.
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
Mood: "My name is Paul, and that shit's between y'all."
November 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Mood: "My name is Paul, and that shit's between y'all."